2021 Messy Gameshow.

[WAMPup]

It's the trivia round and I know I haven't done well, but maybe the others have done worse? I find out we have another player who made such a mess of their form that it couldn't be read. A bit of a relief for me. Of course I am even more relieved to hear I'm not last this time. Though not much of a step up, I will take it. Then comes the punishment. Fish sauce clam juice. I find myself nearly gagging from the smell before the crew has even managed to get close. The cascade of horrific smelling liquid washes off some of the sticky strawberry goo from earlier, the smells combined with the garlic butter coating my arms and legs is truly disgusting. The fact that the bucket is just left on my head doesn't help the smell at all either. It is so bad, in fact, that I can see the stink lines fuming around me when I lift the bucket. Nobody will come near me and I am already feeling a little dizzy from my own stink fumes. Aiming at a target for the next round is not going to be easy if I'm still seeing double.

[callmecurious]

I'm pretty confident as we go into the next round I may not get first place, but I know I should come in somewhere are there after all trivia and word puzzles are some of my favorite things to do. Tying for second place isn't the greatest but at least I finally score some points though I'm starting to think Corleone has the answers stuffed in his shorts or something.

The wine I'm sprayed with honestly other than the fact that I'll know it'll dry sticky feels pretty good and it does a good job of rinsing off some of the messier items and it helps kill the smell of the alfredo sauce. So I won't be too bitter about my second place ranking. But even as I dry I can be grateful that I'm not Andrea. What a situation to be locked into and what a mess they must feel like some dipped treat after all those coatings. But I'm not entirely sure that Brandon and Wampup didn't have it worse. And I'm pretty sure everyone can smell the clam juice and fish sauce. I wrinkle my nose at the smell and don't even want to imagine how bad it must smell to be the one actually coated in the mess.

The announcement of the next round has me feeling a bit skeptical. I have done a bit of archery mostly in summer camp and a bit of turkey hunting, but I have a feeling their idea of archery will be nothing like my idea of it.

[Corleone91]

I’ll write up tomorrow (need to study for an exam) but I’ll give the honey to Anynamey7 to maybe throw them off their game a bit and spare ezeperalta this time

[brandonlow67042]

With only getting a 1/3 of the questions right I was almost certain that I was going to come in last again. Once the scores were revealed and I came in second to last a little relieve came as I didn't lose anymore items yet and didn't get the last place punishment. Even though I am not sure what I got was much better and might as well been just as bad if not worse with the clam juice and fish sauce. After getting dumped with the clam juice and fish sauce and the bucket being left over my head I start to feel a little sick to my stomach from the smell. Now with all the stank of my smell I can tell the other contestants are starting to turn there heads away as the smell looks to start to get to them. As it might currently be a curse for me now I am still trying to not let it bring me down and hope the next event brings me better luck.

[SmellyMelly]

As seems to be the theme in this month's contest, I come last AGAIN!! I better start making up some points quick or I could be in for another loser's punishment which would not be good for my ego. I still blush thinking about last month's humiliation.

I just couldn't think of any words fast enough! So I sat down and awaited my fate, knowing I would be at the very least, close to last place. I'm not too surprised that I'm announced to have come last although Andrea didn't even hand in her sheet so I suppose I'm not technically dead last. I get coated in cookie dough and sprinkles and have dunce written across my chest which felt pretty slimy and gross, especially the dough down my pants. It doesn't seem like anything compare to the punishments for the contestants in second last place though! The stink of the fish sauce and clam juice hits me the instant they bring out the buckets and as it goes over the contestants heads, I can't help but block my nose with disgust (still laughing at them the whole while though), truly embarrassing stuff. The other punishments seem pretty tame, except for the whipped cream down the underpants which seems especially cruel.

I'm hoping to make up some points in this archery comp because otherwise, there's a big chance I'm going to end up the overall loser twice in a row!

[Corleone91]

As the third round kicks off, we’re informed it’s a “word search” of sorts. We are given four letters to work with and have to name a many words as we can using those letters. Luckily for me, this is just a logical exercise and the tool we’re using indicates if a word was accepted or not. I work my way through a lot of word options as quickly as I can. When the bell rings I look down and my score shows 17. That has to be pretty good and I feel relatively confident.

We all stand behind our podiums and Griffin runs through the scores starting off with Andrea who seems like they’ve frozen up. As Griffin explains the punishment for not answering a single question, you can’t help but feel bad as they’re placed in the gunge tank and they’re covered in a constant stream of icing and strawberry sauce.

As we work our way through the other contestants, I still feel pretty confident as the scores are revealed. Looking at some of the penalties, I am just hopeful that maybe I can come away somewhat unscathed. Watching wampup’s and brandonlow’s punishments were enough to make me gag even from across the stage.

Finally it looks like it’s down to me, Ezeperalta and curious for the win. After a few moments (damn commercials) it was announced that I pulled out the win and just barely ahead of them typing with 15. They’re both given their rather sticky punishment and Griffin says that despite winning, I still get a “punishment” as a stagehand steps up behind me and sprays me down with a bottle of freezing carbonated water.

I’m also handed a large bottle of honey and am told that I get to pick a victim. While my ongoing rivalry with Ezeperalta makes them the prime candidate, I want to maybe gain back some goodwill and throw someone else off their game. I walk up and down the stage double checking the score board. I stop at anynamey’s podium and make my decision hoping to throw them off their game. I open the bottle and slightly pull their shorts back turning the bottle over and pouring it down. As the last of it comes out, I shoot them a quick smile and head back over to my podium.

While I’m now soaking wet and a bit cold, I suppose it could’ve been much worse as I glance back to see how Andrea was holding up.

We all gather on the stage as Griffin teases the next round and some archery. I’m sort of excited for this. When I was younger I shot archery for competition in school. At the same time, I haven’t picked up a bow in over 10 years so let’s see if I still have it.

[Any_namey7]

I thought I did pretty good in the trivia, but it seems like it was just average. I laugh at Andrea, because they didn't even Get one right. I watch the other contestents take their punishment, then it's my turn. 9 pies to the face isn't too bad, I think. But the pies go all over my body and I'm totally covered in chocolate pudding. To make things worse, corleone decides to coat me with a bottle of honey. He pulls my shorts back and pours it all in there. It feels so sticky. I understand that he chose me because I am the one right behind him, but I'm still very angry and will try to get revenge in the future of the game. He makes me even angrier as he puts on an evil smile, it seems like he's laughing at me.

[ezeperalta212]

I turn in my score feeling pretty confident that I did pretty well. That was a tricky quiz after all.

As I watch all the dumber contestants get some pretty icky punishments I keep smiling that I did better then them. I am pretty satisfied seeing Nova get such a midrange score. Clearly he cheated last time I think.

It comes down to 3 of us, hoping I did better then Corleone who somehow keeps staying in the lead this week and frustratingly he gets the top score. I look around at the stagehands wondering what will happen to me. All of a sudden freezing cold white whine is sprayed on me. and clearly its the cheap boxed kind of wine. My nipples harden in my bra as my shirt has become soaked, clinging to me a bit as I drain my hair a bit seeing that I am still in third place. And falling a bit further behind.

As Corleone is handed a container of honey I tense up a bit hoping he doesn't come towards me, but thankfully I am in third place and he chooses to go after 2nd place instead. I guess being a bit further behind is better this time as the honey looks awfully sticky and he pours it in a guys shorts kind of surprised he choose to go after a guy instead of a girl but it works out for me!

[Blue Griffin]

Wellllcome back folks. As you see love is in the air and so is our cupid. (Pans to a stage hand hanging by a harness.) But like we said he needs little help making people love things. So Each contestant is armed with a toy bow and set of wings.

Contestants will take turns being cupid's helper and cupid "customer". Don't worry we won't shoot arrows at you, just show you what you've fallen in love with.

Each contestant will take 3 shots at our love board to see what the customer falls in love with.
Hitting a bullseye earns you 250 points and causes the customer to "fall in love" with some lovely food and a special item. Hitting the next inner ring earns you 100 points and lesser mess for the customer. The next ring earn you 50 points, and causes the customer to fall in love with our special heart shape pies. And the outer most ring dumps just a bucket of confetti. A miss will mean you become a bit more like cupid and lose a piece of clothing.

Once you are done shooting, you'll be the next customer next. Order is:

Corleone<-Nova<- Brandonlow<-Ezeperalta<-Callmecurious<-Andrea<-Smelly<-Wampup<-Silly bitch<-Anynamey<-Corleone.


First up is Nova. Mid ranking, he lines up his first shot and as he's ready to fire a inch forms on his back as chocolate shavings trickle down. Using the arrow to scratch it, he strings it again and fires! Not noticing the mess on the tip from scratching it, it falls well short of the target. Groaning, he lines up the next shot.The inch come back again, but refusing to scratch it, he tries to shake it away and lose focus on his bow as it loses the arrow again going wide this time. As the crowd laughs, he finally aims and fire one last time hitting the second ring for 50 points. Unhappy, he at least pick up the heart pie and slams it into Corleone's face. As it leaks out marshmallow fluff over Corleone, he takes the customer spot as he takes off his shoes and socks.

Brandonlow hopes for better luck as he needs to stay ahead of smelly. First shot, he takes a breath in, but just smells fish and almost gags. His shot misses as he tries to get cleaner air. Focusing, he tries again holding his breath. It manages to clip the target getting the outside ring, no points thought. For his third shot, he narrows it in and gets the second ring earning 50 points. He takes a pie and slams it on top of Nova's head grinning as the marshmallow filling spreads. Then tops it off with the confetti sticking to the filling and some of the leftover garlic sauce. I tell him to choose to remove his shirt or pants. The crowd bursts into laughter as Brandon takes off their shirt to reveal their red bra that almost matches the color of their face.

Ezeperalta sees it's harder than it looks, but wants that 250 to catch up to first. She lines up her first shot and let's it go. It wobbles a bit in air, but hits the outer most ring. Frustrated she gets her next shot and fires. This one hooks right and clatters to the ground. Realizing the feathers are sticking, she wipes off her hand and notches the last arrow. With a brief pause, its off and a lot straighter, but misses the bullseye hitting the inner ring. Happy to get at least 100 points, she walks over to Brandonlow and after being given a bucket of jelly, cheekily opens up the back of brandonlows shorts and boxers pouring in the jelly and giving it a smack. The confetti she quickly dumps over his smelly body and take her spot next after losing her sandals.

Callmecurious takes up her bow and smiles a bit knowing she can mess up Ezeperalta. The points are just a bonus. Her first shot hits the outer ring as she shakes it off. Just rusty that's all. The second shot gets a ring closer. Points, but still can do better. Just imagine it's a Turkey. Last shot and it goes to the inner ring. Rat's better and better shots, but no bullseye. Taking her pie, the asks Ezeperalta to bend over. Flipping up her skirt, the crowd cheers seeing her thong covered butt. With a splat, Callmecurios grinds in the sticky pie, then removing the pie pan, adds the confetti. Having her stand back up, she is given a bucket of brownie batter and decided to thoroughly mix it into Ezeperalta hair.

Andrea is next. Unhappy about the coating they received last round, they fire 3 quick shots getting the outside ring each time. While its no points, the leftover wine residue on Callmecurious does wonders to help the confetti stick over her body.

Smelly Melly steps up next nervously shaking. Desperate for points, he fires a wobbly shot, but hits the second ring for points. Standing up a little straighter, he fires again, but gets the outer ring. Annoyed, he tries again with the shake method and get another second ring. With 100 points, he picks up hit pies and walks up to Andrea. Slamming one to Andrea's groin and then to his open mouthed face, he coats both in confetti and wait for his turn.

Wampup walks up as you can almost feel the crowd back away from his smell. He though this was all suppose to be candy and chocolates, not garlic and fish sauce. Still he needs to stay out of the bottom. And does he so, first shot gets the inner ring netting him 100 points. The next goes just a hair off of the bullseye. With a smile and a wink at Smelly, he lands a BULLSEYE! Who knew he was a master bowman. Given to him is a bucket of caramel sauce, a extra large cheese cake, and a bucket of pasta with sauce. But before he gets to use them, cupid escorts Smelly off behind a wall. As he comes back, the crowd laughs as blushes. He lost his pants and is now wearing a cupid's diaper as his underwear. Wampup sees an opportunity and pours in the spaghetti and then tops him with the carmel sauce. He then takes the cheesecake and shoves it into Smelly's face and chest.

Silly bitch steps up and is looking a bit ill. Must be the lingering sent of Wampup. Holding her breath she takes her first shot and the outer ring just missing the second ring. Adjusting her shot, she hits it no problem next time. Now two shots in she lines up a third and nails the BULLSEYE! Wampup smile drops as he realizes what happens next being led off by Cupid. He is also Brough out in a cupid diaper and sees Silly with the confetti and pie. Silly oddly smears the marshmallow pie over his diaper, but then everyone sees why as she decorates it with the confetti. Taking her own extra large cheesecake she breaks it in half and uses it to engulf Wampup's head.

Anynamey walks up a little stiffly as his shorts as plastered to his butt. Looking at the line up, the aren't too happy that Corleone is the only person left to shoot after him. Hopefully they can gain the lead to maybe throw him off his game. Using that anger they line up a shot and get a BULLSEYE! Jumping up and down they clam down and try for another. Just an outer ring this time. Taking another breath, they fire again, but after all the excitement they can't zero in and get another outer. As Silly is lead back comes out again diapers like the rest, she at least glad it's not filled with ice cream and waggles her butt at the crowd playing it up. Anynamey decides to help her out by tossing both buckets of confetti over her as she hams it up. Once's Silly's done, Anynamey decides to take the cheesecake and stuff the entire thing in the rear of the diaper making it a very big booty.

Lastly is Corleone. While he was smug at first getting to mess Anynamey, that bullseye did bother him. Aiming, he fires and gets an outer ring. Cursing that he's better than this, his second shot hits closer getting a inner ring. Now knowing his lead is safe, he fires his last shot as he smugly smiles at Anynamey. It sails above the target and clatters somewhere behind the target. He picks up the bucket of confetti and after peeling them open pours it into Anynamey's shorts letting it stick to the honey. His bucket is flour and he slowly mixes it into the pudding covering Anynamey before taking off his shoes.

Well that was quite a mess.

So going into everyones favorite WALL OF MYSTERY, let's see where we stand:

Corleone91-1025, Anynamey7-975, Ezeperalta212 -775, Silly bitch-750, Wampup -725, Callmecurious -625, NovaGunger -425, Andrea 400, Smelly Melly-350, Brandonlow- 325

Wow what a difference a round makes, a new loser and some large jumps up the board. Well can our losers stay out of last? Are they both doomed? Will we have another shake up? Who will be our winner? Come back just before Valentine's day and find out!

Players please pick your three numbers 1-100 for the wall, no duplicates. (Numbers 17, 45, and 73 have already been picked.)

Audience: please pick out three numbers too. One number per member.

[Corleone91]

I'll post my update later but for now I'll do 4, 24, 48

[WAMPup]

The rules sound simple enough for the archery round. I’m usually a decent shot, but with the way I smell I’m not confident I’ll be able to focus enough. Fortunately I get to watch for long enough to get a good feel for it. Then it’s my turn to take the stand. I do much better than I anticipated, with all three shots landing on the board and one of them being a bullseye. It gives me a lot to play with and now I find out what a bullseye does. Seeing Smelly in a diaper, I know I can’t waste this opportunity. Dumping the pasta in and covering with caramel. Even the cheesecake. Nice to dish out some punishment for a change.

Then it’s my turn to get messed up. Silly’s aim doesn’t seem to be as great, but she manages to get a bullseye as well. I know what that means. The diaper is bulky and I kind of have to waddle a bit to get around, but I’m looking forward to that sticky pie. Well until it gets shoved into the outside of my diaper and smeared around. I’m a bit confused until Silly starts decorating it with confetti. I keep thinking the worst part is that all the ice cream from an earlier round is stuck in there now. But then my head is engulfed by two halves of a cheesecake.

I decide I better pick my numbers fast for the mystery wall. I end up shouting out 2/14/21. Valentine’s Day.

[brandonlow67042]

I take my first shot at shooting the arrow as I feel decent about this other than the smell of current self. After the first shot I miss the board entirely making me now more nervous about the other shots as the smell of the clam juice and fish sauce is now starting to get to me. Just realizing that I missed the board I now know I have to strip and I take off my shirt. I take off my shirt and now expose to the crowd and contests that I am a crossdresser and am now wearing a bra. My second shot I gather my composer and shoot and sigh a little relieve that I hit the board and don't have to strip again. Then take my 3rd shot and get an even better shot and think I at least scored but not well enough.

I go up to Nova grinning as I hit him with the marsh mellow pie. Then I hit him again this time with a confetti stick and see it stick to the pie and leftover garlic sauce on him.

After watching Ezeperalta miss on the first shot I was feeling like I might get off scot free for once. Then the next 2 shots hit the board and I look stunned. She walks up to me and pours down the first punishment of mine. Which she pours a bucket of jelly down my shorts and panties with a smile on her face. Then gives me a smack on the rear to smoosh it in a little more. Then she comes back and hits me with the confetti and it just sticks to my skin from all the sticky gunge I have been hit with during these last 3 rounds.

After seeing everyone's score I am now in last and am nervous as to what could happen to me before the next event and even during the event if I don't at least get out of last.

My numbers are 8, 32, and 80.

[Corleone91]

We're brought back out for the fourth round and Griffen runs through the rules. Turns out I'm in the hot seat first with Nova shooting first. I take my seat and Nova lines up for the first shot. Suddenly they pull back and end up using the arrow to scratch their back. Odd but you gotta do what you gotta do. Unfortunately for him (fortunately for me), it causes them to miss the first shot. One down.

The next shot, Nova still looks uncomfortable and misses the second shot as well. I'm a little surprised but I won't complain. Nova takes the third shot and it lands on the board. I figured it wouldn't go 3-3 but all in all I netted out okay. Nova talked over and grabs a pie before slamming it in my face covering me in marshmellow fluff. Could be worse I suppose. I step down and take my place in line watching everyone else have their go.

As we get to the end, it looks like I'll be shooting to mess up Anynamey. I work myself up to get in the zone but then Anynamey scores a bullseye... damn, pressure is on. They start to dole out their punishment for Silly and i can't help but think how cute she looks in the cupid outfit.

Finally it's my go. I line up my first shot. It lands on the board but on the outside. "son of a---" I blurt out knowing I should be doing better than this. I take my second shot landing on the inner ring... getting better but I think I need to get into Anynamey's head. I line up my third shot turn to stare them down as I let go. The arrow misses but it's worth it as I can see them trying to figure it out.

Stepping over to the mess table, I grab my confetti. I start off by pouring that down their shorts to join the honey and head back to grab a bucket of flour. Pouring the bucket of flour on them, I start to mix it in with all of the pudding. Satisfied with my creation, i step back into line and kick off my shoes towards the side of the stage.

Noting my numbers again here, 4, 24, 48

[Matildachi]

I might be the only member of the socially distanced audience awake....so 13 as one of the 3 audience numbers....(may be unlucky for a contestant)

[SmellyMelly]

I walk up to the stage, desperate not to be in last at the end of this round ( I really don’t want a repeat of last month ) my shots are wobbly and none do great but I earn 100 points and some pies and confetti, and manage to keep my pants and shirt on! I walk up and slam the slimy pies into Andreas Face and groin, not trying to embarrass him too much because of the kindness he showed me during the card giving round. I throw a little confetti and then sit down in the customers chair, confident WAMpup won’t be too great an archer. How wrong I was...

WAMpup hits the inner ring twice and gets a BULLSEYE! The first one of the game!! He gets a mountain of sticky and sloppy things to mess me with but before that, I’m escorted off stage and lose my pants and undies, being put into a humiliatingly decorated diaper ( getting a big sense of déjà vu here) before being shoved out in front of the audience who laugh hysterically. WAMpup shoes no mercy and pours both the sloppy and cold pasta as well as the incredibly sticky caramel sauce into the right diaper, making my butt so sticky and itchy. Then he slams the slimy cheesecake into my face to add insult to injury. Finally I look at the scoreboard and am still in second last for all my pain. So unfair!!

I pick 1,66 and 100