A little something for everyone

[Officelover]

I haven't made any dares for a while, so I figured I wow you all. Here goes:

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ROLL two dice for Category:

2: Embarrasment
3: Spanking
4: Disgusting
5: Messy
6: Hot / Cold
7: Masturbation
8: Public
9: Anal
10: guys: crossdressing
10: girls: pussy insertion
11: Degrading
12: Grab bag

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If you got Embarrasment then roll one die

(These are pretty l/tame)

1. Call a person you like, or a close friend. Roll a dice first. If you get a one or a two, confess your eternal and undying love to them. If you got a three or a four, seduce them. If you got a five or a six, act like a complete moron.
2. Go to the library. Roll a dice; if you get a 1, 6, or 5 ask the librarian where the porn is. If you get a 2, 3, or 4 check out baby books and read them at work or in public.
3. Wear a kick me sign for the rest of the day. If anyone mentions it to you, take it off, and put a new sign on later. Also, keep your fly undone, and if possible, put toilet paper on your shoes.
4. Run and dance like a crazy person outside.
5. Write out 500 times, "I will not take dares."
6. Choose any two of these to do.

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If you got Spanking then roll two dice. Multiply the number you get by ten. Spank yourself that many times.

(Example: I roll, and get a 4 and a 5. 4+5 is 9, so I spank myself 90 times.

If you get two of the same number, roll another die:

1 or 2: Spank yourself in the present of a friend- naked.

3 or 4: Have a friend spank you. S/he adds anything from 5 to 15.

5 or 6: Use a hairbrush.

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If you got Disgusting then roll one dice:

1. Piss into a cup. Roll another die to see what you do with it.

1 or 2. Pour it on your head. Rub it well into your hair. Take a cold shower afterwards.
3 or 4. Take your finger, dip it into the cup, and rub your body with the putrid substance. Then roll another dice. However many you got is how many hours you wait before you can shower.
5. Drink the cup .
6. Throw it away (lucky- you don't get off that easy... 10 spanks for you!)

2. Do not piss for the next 6 hours. Roll a dice to see how many glasses of water you drink every hour. If you get a one, you'll drink one cup an hour, two you drink two cups an hour, etc... At the end of the six hours, you will piss yourself with both your pants and underwear on. The pants you may remove afterwards, but you'll wear those underwear for the next two days (48 hours)

3. Purchase an adult diaper. Piss and shit into it for an entire day.

4. Give yourself an enema.

5. This one takes time and effort. You will need:

• A cup to piss into.
• A funnel.
• A used soda bottle.
• Lots of water.
• And a balloon (regular sized).

Take as long as you need to do this, but fill up a soda bottle with your piss. I suggest drinking a lot of water. If it takes more than a day, you are allowed to fill up the rest of the bottle with water. The way to do this is piss into the cup, and then use the funnel to get it into the soda bottle. When it is full, put the balloon on it. Hold the balloon so it will not fall of, and squeeze the bottle. Hopefully your piss (and possibly water) will come out and stretch the balloon. When you've finished, tie off the balloon, and use to torture yourself.

6. Crap your pants today.

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If you got Messy then roll a dice:

1. Rub honey, chocolate sauce and maple syrup all over your body. Wait for it to dry. Moo ha ha. (Alternatively: just cover your front side in it, and lick yourself entirely clean.)
2. Put flour, honey, and pancake syrup inyour hair. Then, to top it off, roll another dice. Whatever number you got is how many eggs you must crack in your hair.
3. After it rains, you have to go outsde and roll around in the mud. You have two options: Completely naked or in relatively nice clothing.
4. Take a pair of tightfitting underwear. Put either speghetti or mushy peas in the back, and then give yourself a wedgie.
5. Guys: smear honey on your ass, and go about your daily buisness fora day. Girls: smear honey on your tits.
6. This has already been said, but it was awesome. Get a sturdy trashbag. Fill it up with all sorts of messy foods; speghetti, sauce, honey, mazple syrup, peas, any other foods you can think of. Fill the bag up with it. Add in mud. Then, carefully (as to not rip the bag) climb in and play around in it. Then shit in the bag.

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If you got Hot / Cold then roll one die.

1. Hot: Put icy hot on a butt plug, and stick it up your ass.
2. Cold: Roll another dice. That's how many ice cubes you have to insert in your ass.
3. Hot: Rub toothpaste on your genitals.
4. Cold: Take an hour-long cold shower. As cold as possible.
5. Hot: Get in many, many layers of clothing. Then put as many blankets on as possible on a bed. Then crawl under the bed. It will soon get ridiculously hot.
6. Cold: Lie down. Empty a tray of ice cubes on your body. Do not move until all of them are melted.

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If you got Masturbation then roll one die:

1. Cum while watching the porn of the opposite orientation (gays watch strait, vice spersa). If you are bi, then watch something utterly disgusting.
2. Turn on the TV. Cum while watching whatever is on.
3. Roll two dice. Edge that many times before you can come.
4. Take an extremely cold shower. Edge three times during the course of the shower. DO NOT CUM. Then, do three dares from a section of your choice. Only then may you cum.
5. Cum to the image of someone you hate.
6. Choose one of these.

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If you rolled Public then roll one die.

1. Go out in the woods, and at some point, take off your clothes. Leave them behind a tree. Go hiking for fifteen minutes naked. Only then can you come back and retrieve your clothing.
2. Open the curtains to a window. Walk by, fully dressed. Quickly remove one article of clothing. Walk by again. Keep doing this until you are in just your underwear. Remove it sexily. And then, stand there, not covering yourself at all for just thirty seconds. Then you can redress.
3. At night time, slip out into your backyard naked. Walk around your house five times naked.
4. Go to a place that doesn't get a lot of people. Bring a blindfold. Blindfold your eyes, and (girls) flash your tits (guys) flash your cock for 30 seconds. If you peek, you add 20 seconds.
5. You are to go for a walk. Girls are to flash 5 people their tits. Two of them must be girls. Guys have to go into some bushes at some point, and strip naked for two minutes.
6. Life sucks for you. You'll be doing all of the above.

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If you got Anal then roll the dice twice. The first time, insert whatever you got.

1. A sharpie
2. A finger.
3. Two fingers.
4. Three fingers.
5. A banana
6. Your fist.

For how long:

1. 30 seconds.
2. A minute.
3. 1:30
4. 2 minutes
5. 2:30
6. 3 minutes.

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If you got #10 do the following:

GUYS - crossdressing:

What will you wear?

1. Normal clothes (lucky)
2. Embarrasing male clothing
3. Women's clothing like girls Tees, and skinny jeans
4. Men's shirt, and skirt.
5. Female top and bottom but mens shoes and no accesories
6. Full drag.

Where will you go? The mall of course! For an hour!

GIRLS - pussy insertion:

Just do anal but instead of your as your pussy I'm tired!

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If you got Degrading then act out whatever thing you get.

1 or 2: A dog
3 or 4: Women: a slut Men: a woman
5 or 6: An inanimate object

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If you got Grab bag then roll the damn dice will ya!

1. You get off the hook completely. Lucky.
2. You will do one dare from every section.
3. Pick your five favorite dares. Do them.
4. Pick your five least favorite dares. Do them
5. Roll again!
6. Ask for 3 dares in TorD online.

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Okey dokey that took forever. Now then, roll to see how many more times you will have to roll:

1. 5
2. 4
3. 3
4. 2
5. 1
6. 6

So if you get a four, you'll have to start over afterwards two times. Ha ha.

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If for some reason you can't get to do one of the dares, do a punishment.
I'll post those later, waytoo tired. Lol.

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Comment please this took me forever.

Love,

Officelover

[likes_dares]

awesome dice dares could be a little more creative with anal category in my opinion and yes please post punishments soon as i cannot do some of these.

[cagapoi]

I had to put toothpaste on my genitals. I had never done this before so didn't know how much it would burn. I put a lot on and it burned a lot. And when I couldn't take it anymore, I forced myself to put more on before I would wash it off. My balls still burn after washing it off.

[Pink]

i called up a friend and confessed my love for them. luckly she knew i was joking and played along