16 funny/humiliating X or Y questions.

[WalkingWholockian]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
halloween costume because i was a cute cat (and somehow was lucky enough its not slutty at all and is very well made ) hell, i may post a pic of it cause i was fucking adorable lol
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
stocks because im lazy lol aint gonna walk 2 hours, you crazy? haha
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
my dad...my mom already caught me and my boyfriend fucking
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
dog ^.^ why not
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
guys because tbh im kinda a closeted slut
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
wait a week sounds more fun lol im assuming i wont have to "go" during that week i guess?
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
lap dance, no upper body strength lol
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
an onion, nothing says i cant have a mint too lol
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
15 inch cause why not
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
f cup, i have relatively small B cups (small because im a bit curvy/chubby so its not really proportional)
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
a bunny tail, id be so cute :3
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
nightclub, id rather not risk being put on a no fly list lol
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
ball gag
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
opposite undies, tbh girls wearing boy undies can be kinda sexy anyway lol
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
last person i texted, my guy best friend and coworker who i know has a huge crush on me (because he told me) but is friendzoned because i'm already in a committed relationship (but tbh....i would totally do him and go out with him if i was single..)
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
facebook lol

[Leslie's Slave]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
my sleepwear. my red Tshirt and my pants.

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
stocks. always liked them!

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
dad. i mean..he is not even here (i ont even know if he is alive tough...)
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
Dog.
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Girls. i mean that would be fun.
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
wait a week.
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
got no celebrity. but id rather do the lapdance. (kinda fat so we both would suffer)
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Beans. i allways eat beans
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
15 inch penis i think.
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
bunny tail its funnier
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
airport. the nightclub would be weird.
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Ballgag.
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Jungle all the way!
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
extranger!. it was my cousin so...
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
kitchen.

[Odressian]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
Last nights sleepwear, I sleep in jeans and a t shirt.
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
Naked in stocks. It raises fewer questions.
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
My mom.
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
A dog, petplay turns me on.
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Girls, more interesting.
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
Go to the doctor to have it removed. It's easier to do that than wait for a week.
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Pole dance, I'm good at it.
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Can of beans.
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
3 inch penis. Easier to hide in public, and the 15 inch one makes sex unpleasant for the receiving party.
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
A cup. Not in my way as much.
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Bunny rabbit tail. More of a turn on.
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Airport.
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Buttplug, I normally am wearing one anyways.
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Opposite genders undies. No one likes a jungle down there.
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
Oral to the next stranger.
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Kitchen fridge.

[LittleAmyP]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
my boyfriend
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?

[scallywag100]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) I would choose the sleepwear, it is an emoji set because my kids love emojis

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key? The walking! It's much less embarrassing and might not be public. Staying in stocks in a public place all night sounds awful.

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating? My mom doesn't care. So my dad.

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby? A baby. At least they don't go to the vets or eat from the floor!

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls? Girls. Around guys would be too awkward.

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time) wait a week. Much less embarrassing.

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush? Pole I guess. I don't really care.

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot) well, I'm allergic to both, so I don't know

Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect? 15 inch. 3 is too small.

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size? A cup. I don't know why, but F seems too big for me.

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail? A bunny tail! Imagine all the comments I'd get!

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? At an airport I guess.

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours? Butt plug. I hate drool.

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? Opposite genders undies. I don't really want a jungle (even if it's not literally one!)

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it) The next stranger, if I had their permission. Last person I texted was my mom and we're both female...

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month? On Facebook. The fridge would be where my kids could see it.

[badboy3892]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)

I don't even remember my last Halloween costume, I pretty much just hand out candy at the door to the few kids who still trick-or-treat in my neighborhood and don't even bother dressing up or anything. I'd go with last night's sleepwear seeing as I just wear my normal clothes to bed anyhow - last night it was briefs, a red pair of shorts and a Pokémon t-shirt. I guess I might regret that decision in the winter though.


2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?

The naked in stocks in public for an hour because I'd be more content having no control over people seeing me, and I imagine people who don't want to see wouldn't. In the other situation I'd be skulking around embarrassed and hoping not to get seen by minors, picked up by the cops, etc.

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
My dad, if only because I think he'd react really poorly to seeing what kinds of stuff I do to myself and especially to what kinds of people I find attractive enough to deed to. Mom would probably be more embarrassed than me if she caught me but she'd at least be understanding.

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
A dog. Not my first choice of animals to be hypnotized into acting like, or even in the top 5, but the idea of ageplay/acting like a baby doesn't appeal to me at all.

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
A party of girls. 'Cause I'd rather be with girls. And at least they won't all be bragging about being bigger than me.

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
I'd suck it up and go to the doctor. I don't like things in my butt to begin with. I'd be unable to sleep and go insane by the end of the week.

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
I don't really have a celebrity crush, but theoretically, a pole dance, because they're sexier IMO.

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
After eating the onion. Bad breath I can tolerate. Flatulence bothers me too much. I get annoyed at myself if I fart while masturbating, even if my partner were into it I'd absolutely hate myself if I were doing it constantly during sex.

9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
I'd rather have a long, pink, tapering 15-inch dolphin penis. But presumably I have to stick with a human one, so 3 inches. Slamming into my partner's cervix every time I try to have sex wouldn't be fun for anyone.

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
Even if I were a woman, I'd still go with A cup. I'm really not into breasts. Anything higher than B cup is pushing it for me.

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
A unicorn horn of course! That's the source of their magic powers, after all. Maybe I could get Twilight Sparkle to join me for some tea.

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
I guess I'd go with the nightclub, the people there are probably more attractive and into seeing a strip search then the general public you'd find at the airport.

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
The ball gag. I'd really dislike having a butt plug stuck in me for that long.

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Oddly, I'd rather they find me wearing women's underwear even though I normally don't and I also usually don't shave my pubic area. Honestly I prefer clean-shaven folks but I'm sort of lazy about shaving myself in general (which is why I usually have more of a beard than I think I should), and I'm always afraid of cutting myself up badly when I do shave.

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
Yikes... I don't text very often, but I think the last person I texted was my mom, so I'll try my luck with the stranger.

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
On the fridge. Probably nobody would even notice, whereas on Facebook I know my parents and close relatives would see.

[LisaWagner]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)I would choose the Halloween costume, because the last night i have worn nothing during the night. Instead I would wear a pussycat costume all the time.
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key? I choose the 2 hours walk. I think it's more adventurous.
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating? My Dad
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby? Like a Dog
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls? A party full of girls
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time) wait a week
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush? lap dance
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot) onions
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect? 15 inch
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size? A cup
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail? rabbit tail
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? at an airport
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours? but plug
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? opposite gender undies
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it) the last person I texted with, my best girlfriend
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month? the kitchen fridge

[Jaro]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
Last Halloween costume. Because that would have been my regular clothes. (we don't celebrate Halloween here)
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
2 hour walk from my house. At least I could TRY to avoid people see me.
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
Dad. There is not much of a difference, both are horrible ideas.
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
Dog. I'm not sure why.
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Full of girls. At least that would turn me on.
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
Wait until it falls out. At the doctor would be too embarrassing.
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Both are awkward given that I'm a guy. But she would probably be slightly less offended if I do a pole dance.
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Beans. Beans don't make me fart.
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
15 inch
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
I'd rather she have an F cup
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Rabbit tail. That could be hidden
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Airport. They would take me apart and it actually happens there so I would be slightly less embarrassed
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Butt plug for sure. That's rather easy
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Jungle. I don't think she'd mind too much
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
Last person I texted. That's someone on here.
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Facebook. Good luck finding my Facebook account.

[SissyPrincess_Jenny]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
Last night sleepwear (Pink and white babydoll)
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
Definatly in pillory
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
Mom, I guess
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
Dog, love petplay
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Really hard one, girls I think
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
I would go to doctor
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Lap dance, love do that!
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
I would pick the can of beans
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
I'm a sissy, so I actualy don't need more then 3 inches
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
F cup
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Bunny tail!!!
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Nightclub
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
I love both so much, but I'll go for buttplug
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
I'm always in opposite underwear, so...
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
Next stranger for sure
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Kitchen fridge I think

[funnydude]

1. wear last nights sleepwear for a whole year (brief)
2. be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back
3. mom
4. hypnotized to act like a dog
5. only one naked at a party fully of girls
6. wait a week until it falls out
7. lap dance
8. to have sex after eating an onion
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. 15 inch penis
10. A cup
11. fluffy bunny rabbit tail
12. airport
13. butt plug
14. grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
15. give oral to the next stranger
16. posted on Facebook

[twin69]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) it was a cheer uniform, ( i sleep naked atm so...)

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it) a friend from gymnastics

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?

[sexdude100]

Originally Posted by kevinkevk

An_Jon's one of these was fun so I thought I would have a go myself
I'm told I've got a good imagination for these so we will see how it turns out. If it's popular I may do another.
Sorry about the copy writing An_Jon. I'm sure you wont mind though

Remember you MUST pick one or the other.

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) T-shirt, underwear, and flannel pants.
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key? 1 hour restrained, or 2 hours free. I'll take the hour. because where I am that would still be 2 hours in a public place.
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating? Mom, maybe?
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls? Hey, I might get laid.
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail? There's such a thing as a fire unicorn, right?
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? TSA is required to do strip searches in a private room, by a member of the same sex. I'll take the non-public option.
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? I would think that being all-natural would be a bit more acceptable.
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it) Not interested in guys.
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month? Easy - my Facebook is nonexistant

I look forward to all your replies

Good would you rather.

[Victoria85]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year? Halloween ain't so popular here . Just panties.
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?

[striker101]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
Sleepwear. Shorts, and a t-shirt isn't too bad.

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
Naked in stocks/pillory for an hour in a public place.

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
My mom would be more embarrassing

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
Hypnotized to act like a dog.

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Only one naked at a party full of guys.

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
Rather go to the doctor to have it removed.

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Do a lap dance.

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Eat an onion and have bad breath.

Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun

9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
15 inches

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
A cup

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Unicorn Horn

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Entrance of a nightclub

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Butt plug for 5 hours.

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
That I wear the opposite gender's undies.

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
The last person I texted. Guy I've hooked up with, wouldn't be bad at all.

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
On my kitchen fridge for a month.

[LunarBunny]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
Last year's Halloween costume was a preeettyyy slutty one, but I don't want to be wearing only a diaper and t-shirt for a year either, so I guess I'll go with the bunny costume!

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
A 2 hour walk from my house naked with just my house key! I'll just have to be a sneaky ninja!

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
For sure!

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
Probably a baby, but a dog isn't too bad either.

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Probably guys, that seems like it might get some attention with people ;3

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
Probably go to a doctor to remove it, even though that's super embarrassing...

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Lap dance!
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Probably beans

Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
A 3 inch penis, a 15 inch one seems like it might bring some big problems!

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
Definitely A cup, not much different from what I have, and it seems easier to manage too!

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
FLUFFY BUNNY RABBIT <333

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
At an airport, since it's probably more normal.

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Ball gag! Seems easier!
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
That I wear the opposite gender's undies, shouldn't be too bad!

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
The last person I texted, who happens to be my boyfriend!

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Kitchen fridge for a month for sure.