An ACTUALLY Embarrassing Questionnaire

[vibratoruser]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
i've had very embarassing things happen to me in school, but i don't think i ever peed myself. don't remember kindergarten.
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
i think i was 13 the last time it happened, so not an adult, but also over the age it usually happens.
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
no, luckily
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
my parents (especially mom) don't really have a problem with that, so yes, my mom changes with her bedroom door open, right in front of the door.
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
sexuality yes, when i came out to my mom. kink not, luckily.
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
no
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
no
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
not that they knew. i did, though.
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
no
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
not that i remember
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
no
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
they didn't know it was me
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
yes, i've been broke for years haha
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
yes. i'm very clumsy.
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
i've never been drunk
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
i don't think so
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
no
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
i don't think so
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
has happened, yes
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
yes, but only to an extent where nobody noticed.
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
my sex toys. actually, i'm genuinely scared of that. my parents are very bdsm/masturbation-negative
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
no
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
no
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
oh all the time. i'm shy, autistic and i have anxiety issues.
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
not an authority figure, no.
25. Have you ever been in jail?
no
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
definitely. just last week, there was a hole in my pants. it wasn't very visible, but damn, the jeans were new, too...
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
yeah
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
no
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
probably a teacher in primary school, yes.
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
yeah, actually, but i only realised years later. at the time, i didn't know i was into women, so i only realised like 4-5 years later.
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
i don't think so
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
no, luckily
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
i'm very clumsy, definitely.
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
no
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
no
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
i once set off one while i was entering a store. i was shopping with my aung (i was like 7 at the time), she bought a sweater for me, we went outside and into the next store, and there it went off. so we had to go back and have the tag removed (the store also realised their alarms didn't work) haha
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
yeah, on my face. do people not get zits on their face?
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
not that i remember
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
i had a yeast infection, yes, felt like dying.
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
my siblings constantly forget to put a new roll if they empty it. or they'll leave like 2 papers on it.

[Marquise]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
Not that I remember. Once I dropped a cup of water in my pants and some girls laughed because it seemed I had peed myself, but I hadn't.
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
No
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Not exactly "caught" because nudity was never a problem in my house so my parents have seen my naked many times.
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
Same as above
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?

No
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
No
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
Not sex, but I kissed someone who I later found out was married
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Once my mom kinda caught me masturbating. I was in the shower and quickly dropped my hand. I had my back turned to the door so IDK if my mom saw anything
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?

No, but I heard it once and it's mortifying.
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
Does the classroom counts? If so, yes.
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
Yep. Vomiting because I was too drunk
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
Only in a playful way by friends and family
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
Twice!!! One time I had to just leave the store, but the other time I had cash
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
Yeah.... recently I broke my ankle doing this
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
No, but I've texted my ex some late night booty texts and the next day pretended I had been too drunk to remember (he had said no)
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
Yes, in high school and in college. I have this issue that my voice is very loud so people hear me from far away. But the person I was talking about hated me too lol
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
No
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
I hate both done that and also pretended I sent the nude to the wrong person
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
Only in my house
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
Only through underwear, not actual clothes
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
Getdare still opened in my PC
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
IDK, I can't be sure no one leaked a nude I sent. I never found any, but I did post some to Twitter and even tho they are now gone, I know nothing every truly disappears in the internet.
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
No
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
Far too many times....
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
Not that I remember. I pride myself on only ever arguing about things I know about
25. Have you ever been in jail?
No
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?

With the zipper down yes, but I don't see why it's a big deal, it's not like you can see anything!
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Yeah, in public bathrooms when the door has the lock not working
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
Far too many times on the phone
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
My teaches when I was a kid
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Oh yeah, my physics teacher in high school and my biomol professor in college
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
If comic book characters count, the yes
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
No. The menu has the prices
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
Probably
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
No, but I usually wait to be kissed instead of making the first move
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
No, I never tried to steal anything
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
Yes and I was terrified someone had slipped something in my purse but the alarm was just malfunctioning and set off to metal
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
Unfornutely
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
No. How that would even happen?
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
I got it, but I just hide and scratch it
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
Both at home (not a problem) and in public (which is a problem)

[Aspho]

Originally Posted by iSpuds

Monkey and I were talking, and we're quite underwhelmed by the lack of embarrassing questions that make up most so-called "humiliating" truth threads. Thus, we have come up with a list of questions that we think most people would really be too embarrassed to answer. Or, at least, they're awkward as hell.

(This questionnaire works best if you answer in detail. )

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? No
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? Yes... While really sick when i was coughing a lot....
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? No
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? No thanks god
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? No
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? Non
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? No
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? No... or they never told me
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? no
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? Yess
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? No
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? Yes (sorry to my friends for that)
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? Yes
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? Yes
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? No
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? Yes, horrible, totally don't recommand it
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?No
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? No
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? No
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? Yes every period (don't be ashamed of that)
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? My laptop
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? yes
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? No
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? No don't argue with autority
25. Have you ever been in jail?no
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? yes but nothing really shameful
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? Yes
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? No
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? Yes
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? yes it was really weird
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? no
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? no
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? yes
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? ni-o
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? no
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? no
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? no
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? no
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? yessss, horrible
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?

yess pants down running through the appartment

[Rb123]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? No
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? No
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? No
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? No
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? No
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? No
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? No
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? No
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? No
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? Yes
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? Yes, I had a few too many drinks and ended up vomiting... didn't put them off though haha
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? No
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? No
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? No
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? No
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? Yes, luckily to pretend they heard it wrong
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? No
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? No
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? Yes but only my own bathroom
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? No
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? Female clothes & bdsm equipment
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? No
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? No
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? No
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? No
25. Have you ever been in jail? No
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? I wore shorts for a few weeks before realising they were see through on the sides and could see underwear
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? No
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? No
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? A teacher when younger
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Yes - multiple
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? No
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? No
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? No
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? No
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? No
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? Yes plenty of times
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? When I was a teenager yes
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? No
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? Yes
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? Yes - i was no well either, the only thing I could find was abit of toilet paper on the floor...

[lowlysub]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? Yes but
mostly K-1st.
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? yes. drank way to much and went for a walk. No place to go so eventually soaked my jeans totally. A few times driving.
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? yes
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? yes
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? Not openly but suspect yes
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? no
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? no
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? masterbating by Dad
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? no
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? yes
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? yes
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? no
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? no
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? no
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? no since I never have been drunk
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? yes
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? no
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? no
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? yes all too often
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? NA
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? Not sure if its the ABDL diapers or the panties/womans clothing.
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? very likely
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? no
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? no
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? no
25. Have you ever been in jail? no
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? yes
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? yes
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? yes
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? yes
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? no
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? no
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? yes
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? no
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? no
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? yes but always their fault not removing tags
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? yes
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? yes but no longer an issue!
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? yes
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? yes

[agolnafu]

ordered to post here:

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
no
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
no
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
no
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
no
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
no
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
no
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
no
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
no
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
no
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
no
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
no
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
no
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
no
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
no
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
no
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
no
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
no
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
no
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
no
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
n/a
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
my thigh high platform boots
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
yes
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
no
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
no
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
no
25. Have you ever been in jail?
no
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
yes
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
no
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
no
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
no
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
no
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
no
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
no
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
no
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
yes
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
no
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
yes - false alarm
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
no
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
on
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
no
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
yes

[snacking]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? yes
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? no
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? My parents walked in on me having sex once
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? no
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? no
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? no
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? I knew beforehand she was married and in an open relationship
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? yes, I have been caught having sex
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? I heard them once
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? I don't think so
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? I'm not dating much so
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? no
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? no
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? yes
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? yes
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? I don't think so
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? kinda yes
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? no
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? yes, at my ex girlfriend's house
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? fetish toys
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? yes
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? no
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? yes
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? no
25. Have you ever been in jail? no
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? yes
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? yes
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? no
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? yes
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? no
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? yes
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? no
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? yes
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? no
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? no
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? yes, but a false alarm
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? no
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? no
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? yes
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? yes

[Tied_up_Maid]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
Not inside a school but on a schooltrip in a roller coaster park.
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
No but on purpose once
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
No
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
Thank god no
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
Yes, I once got some pretty extreme cramps while in selfbondage to the point i had to wake my father up so I could get free and get some magnesium
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
Nope
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
No, I am still a virgin btw.
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
My sister walked in on me, Icould hide myself under my blanked but she could very clerly see the porn running on my laptop.
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
Only heard it, bad enough
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
Yes, in an crowded subway even and a classmate pointed it out loudly
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
Nope
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
Yes, once or twice
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
Nope
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
I have fallen a staircase up before
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
Somewhat, I created a groupchat with all the kinky people on the party(me and two others) we were all drunk though and no ever mentioned it after the party, no one left thought
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
Not in a serious manner, only to mock someone
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
Dont really text people to begin with
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
Nope
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
nope
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
My collection of toys
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
Not that I am aware of
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
I bought a chair and it broke after like 3 months and as i wanted to contact the because of the garantee the company didnt even exist anymore
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
Yes very often but nothing to bad
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? Not really i dont really argue with people
25. Have you ever been in jail?
I ripped a door out in there and took it with me
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Yes, In my work uniform iripped a large hole right next to the sipper and i had run aroud with it for around 3 day s too, but it was not too visible
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Not since i was 4
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
Nope
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
No
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
No all my teachers were really old or male
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
Shego and Akeno Himejima
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
Nope
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
When I was with friends I accidentally pushed a wine class off the table
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
I havent been on a date
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
Never cheated , never Scammed, Acidentally stole something with no one notecing not even me
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
yes because of a ladder i was carrying
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
sometimes i have one or two in the face
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
Nope
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
Nope
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
It was empty once in a public toilette but someone was washing their hads and as i called out to them they got me a spair roll of toilet paper that

Some where actually embarrassing to answer, good jop!
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[hornywave69143]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? N
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? N
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Y
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?N
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?Y
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?N
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?N
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?Y
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?N
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?N
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?N
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?N
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?N
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?N
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?N
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?Y
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?Y
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?Y
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?N
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?Y
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?MY PANTIES
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?N
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?N
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?Y
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?Y
25. Have you ever been in jail?N
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?Y
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?Y
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?Y
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?Y
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?Y
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?Y
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?N
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?Y
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?N
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?Y
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?Y
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?Y
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?N
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?Y
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? N

[hornycollegeboi]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
No
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
No
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
No
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
Yes, but not in sexual cirsomstances
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
No
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
No
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
No
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
No, but have been close many times
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
Through sound, yes
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
Yes
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
No
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
No
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
No
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
Yes
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
No, I dont drink
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
I don't remember, I don't think so
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
No
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
No
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
Yes
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
No
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
My toys
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
Not unwanted, volontary.. embarassing though. No faces
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
No
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
Probably
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
Depends on what you mean, but not a legal one
25. Have you ever been in jail?
No
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Yes
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Yes, I think
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
No
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
No, but have mistaken a couple times in my life someone else for my mom or dad at first
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Absolutely not
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
No
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
All resturants are too expensive but I buy out sometimes anyways
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
Yes
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
No
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
No
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
Yes, but due to a problem with it not due to stealing
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
No
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
Yes, which is why I shave
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
Not REALLY bad, but they have been unconfortable before
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
Yes

[Total Sub Girl]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
No never

2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
Yes, due to mental health issues so won't go into detail

3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Yes but not directly, when I was about 10 to 14 I started to explore self bondage for the first time (not that I exactly knew what I was doing, I just knew I liked the feeling of being restrained) while doing that I often recorded it on a camera. I have no idea why I thought that was a good idea but my mother found one of the tapes and sat me down with her partner of the time and played the tape to all 3 of us and asked me why I was doing that. I remeber everything up to that moment no idea what happened after that or what my answer was, that is lost to time.

4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
Again yes, when I was 17 I was living with my father and I at the time was suffering really bad night terrors that would wake me screaming shaking and sweating in the middle of the night, one of those nights the first time he experienced it when I first moved in with him he ran in to check i was OK. That would have been a sweat gesture except he sleeps nude and hadn't stopped to put anything on... not helpful to me at all the state I was in at the time

5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
Yes as answered in question 3, though that was not the only time

6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
Can't say I have no

7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
Again can't say I have

8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Nope escaped that one but I think i might have preferred that to what I was caught doing lol

9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
Heard them yes but caught no

10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
Nope avoided that one

11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
Nope can't say I have

12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
Nope

13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
Nope, always check my account online before going anywhere and prior to online banking always checked at an ATM on the way

14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
Not down stairs no, however when I was in my teens I would run up stairs two to three stairs at a time (long legs) and one time fell up the stairs when I miss judged the distance in front of friends

15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
Nope escaped that one so far too

16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
Yes, after an indecent happened between a friend and I that the friend caused i was venting to another friend and didn't mean half of what I was saying, just angry about the situation and venting to someone I thought would understanding that and keep it to themselves. However they didn't they immediately told the other friends about it turning a small squabble into a huge deal

16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
Nope learned to keep that to myself after the example in 16 that happened in high school. Now vent to myself or deliberatelyat the other person

17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
Nope dodged that one too

18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
Nope

19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?

20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
Can't say anything in my house would really embarrass me and I did think hard on that one

21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
Can't say for sure, but none that I know of

22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
No

23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
Nope... but my crush made an idiot of me when I was about 14. Her and her friend found out I had a crush on her, so they came up with the idea to lead me on and then end it in the most public way possible, I only found out about that plan after she had been fake dating me for a month and a half and then made a huge scene in the lunch yard at the school when they both announced it to half the school yard making a joke of secrets i had shared in the time etc

24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
I can't say I have

25. Have you ever been in jail?
Jail no, but I have been in a police holding cell when I was arrested for criminal damage

26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Not yet no

27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Nope not yet at least

28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
Nope have ment it the times I have said it

29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
Nope, now I'm curious... its that a common thing?

30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Nope

31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
Yes and no I'm not embarrassed about it, Nimonna is perfect for me

32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
Nope

33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
Never nope

34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
Never tried to get one on the first date

35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
Nope

36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
Douse the time I put a security tag into the hood of my then partners jacket. I mean the alarm went off as I went through cos we went through together

37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
Nope

38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
Yes

39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
Yes

40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
Nope I always check first

[maggiegw]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
No
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
No
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Yes
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
No
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
No
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
No
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
No
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Yes
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
No
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
No
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
No
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
No
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
No
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
No
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
No
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
No
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
No
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
No
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
Maybe
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
Yes
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
My toys
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
No
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
No
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
Yes
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
No
25. Have you ever been in jail?
No
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
No
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Yes
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
No
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
Yes
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
No
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
Yes
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
No
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
Yes
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
No
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
No
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
No
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
Occasionally
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
No
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
Yes
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
Yes

[321tt]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? Don't think so, certainly don't remember it.
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? I think yes, to the extent of a small visible wet patch on my pants...
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? I don't think I know much what that means, I'm pretty open about nudity and don't mind.
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? Similar as above, I think that if you don't feel "caught" or "catching", it doesn't count?
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? Maybe -- my parents know that I wear jockstraps and that I own thongs and panties, and my brother has seen me in my loincloth years ago.
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? No.
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? No.
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Mastrubating? Almost certainly yes. Sex? No.
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? I have heard my parents have sex.
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? Yes.
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? Yes I think...
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? Yes.
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? Yes.
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? Certainly I tipped over a chair trying to jump over it from a small patio.
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? Don't think so.
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? Probably yes.
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? No.
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? No.
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? I don't think I clogged it, but I had it not flush my business many times for the poo just being to long lol.
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? NA
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? Possibly some sex toys (urethral inserts and a cock cage being the most prominent ones) as even my significant other doesn't know about all my toys. She knows I have a few though, so it wouldn't be too bad anyway.
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? I think only ones I decided to release are there.
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? No more than sending my phone number to a scammed company profile on social media.
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? Quite likely, yes.
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? Oh too many time to count!
25. Have you ever been in jail? No.
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? Oh certainly. Once a shop clerk point it out with a hand movement imitating closing your zipper -- that was funny, I made a blushy face and she made a nice and understanding smile.
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? Probably yes.
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? Sort-of. A lot of alcohol was involved.
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? Only as a joke.
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Maybe? Probably not.
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? Fantasized? Most certainly yes.
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? I forgot my wallet once, it was before paying with a phone was a thing. They were surprised I actually returned to pay my bill later that day.
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? Probably yes (who cares? It's a normal thing to happen.)
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? Don't think so.
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? Cheat at school yes. Steal yes.
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? I set off an alarm by exiting a place via a fire door by accident.
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? Yep.
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? Yes.
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? Yes.
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? No, as I always have tissues with me.