Toys for an M?

MetalMike · 08-17-2022, 04:05 PM

I (M/uk) was chatting online with someone (F/usa - non-getdare) when the topic of sex toys came up. She said she thought it was unfair that it's almost expected that girls have a vibrator or dildo at some point in their life but that it's weird if guys have toys. Long story short, after some drinking and chatting we played a few games and she convinced me to agree to buy myself a sex toy if I lost. Obviously I lost. She was reluctant to decide on just one but agreed to let me put up her list as a poll online where she can see as a compromise (I only end up having to buy one, but have to suffer the humiliation of it being public)

If there are specific suggestions then leave a comment by all means.

(I did technically buy a sex toy before - the buttplugs photographed in my profile - but they stayed in their box and I "accidentally" left them behind in a recent move)

SkylarQuyn · 08-17-2022, 05:23 PM

Considering "butt stuff" is on your maybe list, why not get something you'd enjoy and actually use?

MetalMike · 08-17-2022, 11:51 PM

That won't really be up to me unfortunately.

MetalMike · 08-18-2022, 05:18 AM

Update: since linking her to see the poll (she can't see the results yet, I've promised to screenshot them when it's over) she's done some lurking on GetDare and added to the dare that I'll have to upload a photo of the toy to here and I'm only allowed to store it under my pillow until at least the new year. Not bury it under a load of junk in a cupboard like I was planning >.< this place is a bad influence on her!

MetalMike · 08-18-2022, 10:35 AM

Final update: she's gotten impatient and demanded I tell her whatever the result is three hours from now rather than when it says the poll closes so I have to put the order in tonight. As of right now there's only a couple of votes in it. She just sent me an image of a bright pink dildo with a winking emoji so I'm glad that's not in the lead!

MetalMike · 08-20-2022, 06:22 AM

Thanks for everyone that voted. Well, kind of thanks. You managed to make it a tie so this whole thing completely backfired on me and she made my buy two things. Actually technically more than two because the first thing she did was make me order exactly the same set of butt plugs that I had managed to get rid of previously. Then, knowing how paranoid I was about someone finding a toy because I'd have to keep it under my pillow, sent me a link for the brightest pinkest dildo I'd ever seen. They arrived this morning and a picture is in my album.

View Poll Results: Sex toy for a guy?
Fleshlight/pocket pussy	8	26.67%
Vibrator/dildo	12	40.00%
Vibrating cock ring	11	36.67%
Butt plug	10	33.33%
Anal beads	10	33.33%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 30. You may not vote on this poll

08-17-2022, 04:05 PM	#1
MetalMike Member Join Date: Apr 2021 Posts: 47	Toys for an M? I (M/uk) was chatting online with someone (F/usa - non-getdare) when the topic of sex toys came up. She said she thought it was unfair that it's almost expected that girls have a vibrator or dildo at some point in their life but that it's weird if guys have toys. Long story short, after some drinking and chatting we played a few games and she convinced me to agree to buy myself a sex toy if I lost. Obviously I lost. She was reluctant to decide on just one but agreed to let me put up her list as a poll online where she can see as a compromise (I only end up having to buy one, but have to suffer the humiliation of it being public) If there are specific suggestions then leave a comment by all means. (I did technically buy a sex toy before - the buttplugs photographed in my profile - but they stayed in their box and I "accidentally" left them behind in a recent move)

08-18-2022, 10:35 AM	#5
MetalMike Member Join Date: Apr 2021 Posts: 47	Final update: she's gotten impatient and demanded I tell her whatever the result is three hours from now rather than when it says the poll closes so I have to put the order in tonight. As of right now there's only a couple of votes in it. She just sent me an image of a bright pink dildo with a winking emoji so I'm glad that's not in the lead! Last edited by MetalMike; 08-18-2022 at 01:04 PM. Reason: Spelling

08-17-2022, 05:23 PM	#2
SkylarQuyn Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2022 Location: Minnesota Posts: 13	Considering "butt stuff" is on your maybe list, why not get something you'd enjoy and actually use?

08-17-2022, 11:51 PM	#3
MetalMike Member Join Date: Apr 2021 Posts: 47	That won't really be up to me unfortunately.

08-18-2022, 05:18 AM	#4
MetalMike Member Join Date: Apr 2021 Posts: 47	Update: since linking her to see the poll (she can't see the results yet, I've promised to screenshot them when it's over) she's done some lurking on GetDare and added to the dare that I'll have to upload a photo of the toy to here and I'm only allowed to store it under my pillow until at least the new year. Not bury it under a load of junk in a cupboard like I was planning >.< this place is a bad influence on her!

08-20-2022, 06:22 AM	#6
MetalMike Member Join Date: Apr 2021 Posts: 47	Thanks for everyone that voted. Well, kind of thanks. You managed to make it a tie so this whole thing completely backfired on me and she made my buy two things. Actually technically more than two because the first thing she did was make me order exactly the same set of butt plugs that I had managed to get rid of previously. Then, knowing how paranoid I was about someone finding a toy because I'd have to keep it under my pillow, sent me a link for the brightest pinkest dildo I'd ever seen. They arrived this morning and a picture is in my album.