Bunny's D&D Inspired ADD Thread

[Kiny sarah]

“Strategy. I don’t know maybe I could distract him with my feminine whiles lol.
I’d also love a drink after but I can get a bit wild when I’m drunk” I say with a giggle and gripping onto kisune

[Pariahterror]

Name: Clubber MCPuppy
Class: Barbarian
HP (Hitpoints): 30
AC (Armor class): 12

Since it seems some people want to move forwards into this place. And we didn't come here for no reason. Walks to the dungeon door and tries to bash it open. AWOOOOH.

[Kiny sarah]

I run into the front and start shaking around looking for the first opponent

[Pariahterror]

Originally Posted by Cassandra

Cassy leans into Kisune's shoulder. That man knows how to grab his women.

Calling over to the barbarian: "Just make a cross if you like. But tell us how we shall call you, barb. Or shall it be Barby. I mean like the little form of Barbarian short. It's your call, of course."

Name: Clubber MCPuppy
Class: Barbarian
HP (Hitpoints): 30
AC (Armor class): 12

Oh yeah, always forgetting to introduce myself. And who is that Barby you are talking of. I am Clubber MCPuppy, nice to meet you. I like to hit stuff. Things, others, myself, rocks. That kind of things.

[Fieldofbunnys]

Name: The All Mighty and Powerful, Fieldofbunnys!
Class: EVIL Wizard!
HP (Hitpoints): Too many for you small minds to even begin to comprehend.
AC (Armor class): 13

Bunny is late to get to the dungeon, and he is rushing to catch up. He busts down the door, and runs into the room, panting. He is wearing just a cape, and a very evil top hat "Gahahhh hahhh don't start without Bunny!"
Bunny looks around the room, almost surprised, "Oh, you haven't started because Bunny was nowhere to be found. Foolish adventurers. Never the less, it is time for you all to perish!"
Bunny goes to conjure some sort of magical attack, but he quickly retracts it, "But first, Bunny must do a lengthy evil monologue >:3"

MONOLOGUE: Bunny does nothing but talk about his diabolical schemes and plans. He is completely oblivious to your attacks as he is doing it.

[CSasha]

Name: Cassy Swordswallow
Class: Cleric
HP (Hitpoints): 30
AC (Armor class): 20

"I think you all need to pick one of these weird cards the bar tender gave us. To attack I mean. It's some kind of magic shit. Malia protect us." *makes a holy blowjob/teeth brushing gesture*

*winks in the middle of cowering for cover* "Nice to meet you, Barby, I mean Clubber."

[Kiny sarah]

“Hehe stand back”
I taunt
“Ha this is going to be easy and he won’t even be able to hit this” I shout as I spent my ass

[Pariahterror]

Originally Posted by Fieldofbunnys

Name: The All Mighty and Powerful, Fieldofbunnys!
Class: EVIL Wizard!
HP (Hitpoints): Too many for you small minds to even begin to comprehend.
AC (Armor class): 13

Bunny is late to get to the dungeon, and he is rushing to catch up. He busts down the door, and runs into the room, panting. He is wearing just a cape, and a very evil top hat "Gahahhh hahhh don't start without Bunny!"
Bunny looks around the room, almost surprised, "Oh, you haven't started because Bunny was nowhere to be found. Foolish adventurers. Never the less, it is time for you all to perish!"
Bunny goes to conjure some sort of magical attack, but he quickly retracts it, "But first, Bunny must do a lengthy evil monologue >:3"

MONOLOGUE: Bunny does nothing but talk about his diabolical schemes and plans. He is completely oblivious to your attacks as he is doing it.

Name: Clubber MCPuppy
Class: Barbarian
HP (Hitpoints): 30
AC (Armor class): 12

I see who seems to be the enemy. While the bunny is distracted, I try to grab hold of the underwear of the Evil Wizard. I got a hold of him, take your chance now in hitting.

GIVES BUNNY A WEDGIE

[CSasha]

Name: Cassy Swordswallow
Class: Cleric
HP (Hitpoints): 30
AC (Armor class): 20

"Look at Barby, I mean Puppy, McPuppy, Clubber I mean. ... That's how attacking looks like."

[Kisune Karnon]

Sarah agreed for a drink and Kisune got all excited. He released the two women from under his arms and joined in the barbarian as he began hitting the door. He also introduced himself with such an odd name, it seemed like it didn't fit the barbarian at all.

"Nice to meet ya Clubber. Ma name's Kisune. I'm just a normal deranged fighter from way out east. I may know a few thing or two about fightin'. You any good at fightin'?" He asked Clubby.

Suddenly the door flies open and a bunny in a cape and top hat jumped out. It looked quite odd for a bunny, but it matched the description of the one that they needed to fight. Kisune drew his swords and aimed them at the bunny.

"Silence little thing! I will chop off your feet and we will wear them as a trophy of victory. Now perish!" Kisune says as he attacks.

Kisune Karnon KICKS BUNNY IN THE NUTS

[CSasha]

"Keep attack, fellow warriors. The bunny wizard is still distracted. And he is evil. Hit it hard! Now or never! While it still tries to make conversation."
Cassy pauses.
"Maybe ... can it be ... I think it might ... oh, yes, that evil bunny is trying to make peace, by talking to us. So evil! Fast, kill kill kill!" Clears her throat. "It's coming towards us. Shoot!"

Just looked up that the evil bunny has to wait for 5 adventurers to wait for a response until it can attack. While everyone of us can attack three times we have to wait for the bunny.

[Kiny sarah]

“I going to try something to help”
I rolled to boost attack and rolled a 1
“Ah it didn’t go as planned but it should still help”

[Kisune Karnon]

"It must not be feeling any pain! We must keep attacking to make it hurt! Don't you stop Clubby!" Kisune yells out as he continues his onslaught.

Kisune attempts at hacking away at the bunny's legs while the barbarian holds tight onto it. The fur seems to be holding back against the swords or maybe the swords just didn't get resharpened after the last battle. Regardless of how the swords were doing, the bunny would not survive the fight.

Kisune Karnon KICKS BUNNY IN THE NUTS

[Pariahterror]

Name: Clubber MCPuppy
Class: Barbarian
HP (Hitpoints): 30
AC (Armor class): 12

After having lifted up the Evil Wizard (most likely) I drop (or kick) the wizard on my knee. trying to squish his balls. Take that you evil wizard.

KICKS BUNNY IN THE NUTS (implement: fist)

[Kisune Karnon]

"Nice job there Clubber. That should inflict some more pain! Pick him up again and let's go another round on him!" Kisune says.

Kisune continues his assault on the bunny without a break. Slashing at the bunny's feet and doing his best to injure the evil creature.

Kisune Karnon KICKS BUNNY IN THE NUTS