Big Mac!

[Lolly]

Not really. I lied about the Big Mac. Haha
What? You wanted to talk about Big Macs?
Well too bad! :P

What I really want to talk about is potatoes.

Potato is the greatest food in the world!
Not really.
But it is delicious food.

Possibly

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NO! Not down there! What are you thinking about? I meant look below this pointless sentence.



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My question to you: What are some creative things you can do with a potato?

[AlmightyElemental]

You can chuck them at Lolly for making the most irritating post to read EVER! Heheh...

[softeyes]

potato painting?

i don't really know howw.. but you cut them out into shapes and then put paint on them, and then you can stamp them against things to make..shapes..

potatos are boring. D:

[BettyBoop]

Yeah, we used to use them for potato stamps with paint as well. That's probably the most interesting thing..

[muffinfairy]

As an anti aging agent
Wash your face daily with potato juice (raw potato can be ground with water) which prevents wrinkles on face and make your face glow.

Medicine for skin burn
Take a raw sliced potato and make it as a paste by mixing water. Apply the paste on minor skin burns to relieve pain.

Medicine for headache
Take a half sliced raw potato, and rub it on your temples to get relief from headache.

For tired eyes
Place two round slices on your eyes to reduce the tiredness of your eyes.

Remove glue on hands
Potato can remove glue from hands. Use Potato to wash hands when you find it hard to remove the stickiness on hands after handling some sticky vegetables like pumpkin.

As a shoe polish
Rub a raw potato on your old, dirty shoes before polishing them. They should come out nice and shiny.

Act as a sleeping pill
Potato prevents the action of acids in our stomach that disturb our sleep. Take a boiled and mashed potato with milk before sleeping to have a peaceful sleep.

As a polish on silverware
Boil potatoes in some water and remove the potato from water. Place your silver ware in the water for an hour. Silver ware will glaze.

Extract salt for curry, soup
If you found excess salt in curry or soup, toss some large sliced potatoes into the curry pot or soup bowl, still on the stove. In about 5 to 10 minutes the potato slices absorb the excess salt. Then remove them from the pot or bowl.

Keep glasses clear
Rubbing a potato on the glasses can prevent them from fogging up in the early morning.

Make a decorative stamp
A potato can provide the right medium for making your own stamp for decorating envelopes and holiday cards. Cut a potato in half widthwise. Carve a design on one half. Then start stamping as you would with a wooden version.

Lure worms in houseplants
If the worms crawl around the roots of plants, place a sliced raw potato around the base of the plant. The worms crawl up to eat it, you can grab them out.

[Shlee]

Zomg a whole topic dedicated to potatoes.

the elephants are going to love this.
see, I am the representative of Earth. the elephants and I meet on Pluto every so often, when there is an important matter to discuss. Lately, it's been because the clams have turned to the dark side and we have relied on the oysters to stay with us and not turn with them. it has been quite difficult because the clams have a more persuasive argument.

But the potatoes and I have always had a love hate relationship. They have been stalking me for a while. I don't know what they want, but I am sure it is NOT pleasant. *woe*

And.. that's all I have. sorry it's not exactly useful :P

[Lolly]

Shall I get a fast food chain to make french fries out of your stalking potatoes?

[hadescomet]

I am the ambassador of the Potato Land. I speak for them.
Recently we were invaded by beings of ultimate destructive power, searching for something we no longer had within our grasps. Soon enough, our retaliation of where and whom created them is coming into effect. You shall feel our wrath, and the ultimate power in which we hold.

^Buble O Bill will pay for their crimes.