Incredibly Unkinky Questions

[Thundereye]

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?
Lisa or Victoria
2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?
Visit a different Country, perhaps US or Canada to visit some of my friends over there.
3. What was your last online purchase?
That would be Goat Simulator.. xD
4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?
When I am sick/ill yes, otherwise I can't take naps.
5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?
As far away as possible, because of silly Whatsapp groups or people that decide to call me at 3 am to ask me how I am.
6. What was your last encounter with the police like?
Probably back in school when they "teached" us that drugs are bad "m'kaaay"
7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?
Subway subs
8. What is the last photo you took of?
On a convention from some people
9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?
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10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?
The last Harry Potter book
11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?
Meeting up with some friends on a convention.
12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?
Probably a new car
13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?
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14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?
Samual L. Jackson
15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?
Gaming and playing lacrosse

[techiegirl]

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?
Max or Alex

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?
Be happy

3. What was your last online purchase?
I bought End of Days by Susan Ee on Amazon

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?
No, because I never wake up refreshed

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?
On the desk beside my bed

6. What was your last encounter with the police like?
As dumb as it sounds, running from them

7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?
Peanut butter and honey

8. What is the last photo you took of?
My tits haha

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?
Literally anything other than what it is. Maybe Penryn or FoxFlame

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?
End of Days by Susan Ee and it's the final book in a trilogy. The plot of the first book is that about six weeks ago, the archangel Michael landed in San Francisco and began killing humans, so the military killed him.

Now, the apocalypse has started in an angels vs humans war. You're following (I think she's like 17) year old girl who is trying to save her sister.

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?
COMICON BITCHES

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?
My own house

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?
Nah, just the normal ear studs, nothing special

14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?
Felicia Day. We look nothing alike, like at all, but it's fucking Felicia Day

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?
I'm a dancer, so dancing

[Eldrazor]

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?
My choice, Morgana. Parents' choice, no idea.

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?
To create and perfect a story based on Alfred Noyes' poem, "The Highwayman".

3. What was your last online purchase?
I don't buy online. Think my dad got me Sandi Thom's "Flesh And Blood" cd for me online though.

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?
Only the kind that lasts eight hours or more.

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?
On the shelf by my bed.

6. What was your last encounter with the police like?
I haven't ever had an encounter with the police.

7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?
Egg mayo, or sausage and cheese.

8. What is the last photo you took of?
I don't really take photos, so no idea.

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?
I wouldn't, I like my username as it is.

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?
Heldenhammer. It was about Sigmar Heldenhammer and his founding f the Empire of Man in the Warhammer universe.

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?
Freshers' Week ceilidhs.

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?
A collection of my favourite cars and records.

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?
I don't.

14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?
I don't know. Maybe Viggo Mortensen, although he's mind of older than me by several decades. Maybe the guy who played Robb Stark?

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?
Storytelling!

[Lacram]

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?

I have absolutely no idea.

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?

Umm, only 2 months left... i'm "redecorating" my room at the moment, i wanna get that done soon!

3. What was your last online purchase?

Something like an air freshener for my car.

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?

Indeed, but someone doesn't like if i take a nap.

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?

On the floor next to a socket/my bed.

6. What was your last encounter with the police like?

I was driving home from a party and they stopped me at like 3am to see if i was drunk. Too bad that i don't drink alcohol... i felt like the officer was a little bit disappointed.

7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?

I don't eat sandwiches very often, but probably ham.

8. What is the last photo you took of?

Ermm... do i have to answer?

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?

Troublemaker?

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?

"Pentamuria - Ringwalls Untergang" and it's a bit like Harry Potter... just different.

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?

I'm looking forward to going to the stadium when my favourite football club plays against FC Barcelona!

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?

Hmmm.... another car?

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?

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14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?

Leonardo DiCaprio, because we're both fucking awesome.

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?

Football, football and football. I don't play football myself anymore, though.
Oh, and i love to play video games. And many more, but you haven't asked me to name all of them.

[Owlrings90]

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?- Spinning off my own name, Samuel. But I would love for it to be Milo!

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?- Be a better pet parent to my dog.

3. What was your last online purchase?- A dress for a costume party.

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?- Oh, yes!

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?- Either on my dresser, plugged up and charging, or in my purse.

6. What was your last encounter with the police like?- Uhm, I got pulled over like a year ago for not having my lights on. He was super polite about it.

7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?- Idc, as long as it has green peppers and pepper jack cheese.

8. What is the last photo you took of?- A selfie!

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?- No, I'm fine with this. I go by SadieSub90 on other sites though, so maybe that.

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?- Good Poems, a collection of fairly good poems.

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?- I'm playing in the orchestra pit for a musical! Super pumped

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?- All the solo sheet music for my instrument in the whole world.

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?- Three ear piercings, nose ring, belly button piercing.

14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?- Selma Hyak, tbh.

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?- Music!

[sniazzy]

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?
Emily
2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?
Smiling every day
3. What was your last online purchase?
Headphones
4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?
Yes and now, i really like sleep, but i dont like waste too much time.
5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?
On bookshelf next to my bed.
6. What was your last encounter with the police like?
Emm, i never had nothing to do with police, my when i was child but i dont remember.
7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?
with cheese!
8. What is the last photo you took of?
Me with my friends in restaurant.
9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?
I probably would like add some emoticons
10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?
I dont remember title, but it was about man who was fighting in total war II, and he back to normal life, but he cant find yourself in it.
11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?
Play board games with my friends ;D
12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?
Probably car.
13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?
around the neck but i should think about picture.
14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?
Kaya Scodelario, she is so beatiful
15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?
Playing computer,board,card games.

[NekoPrincess]

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?
Well, this question is unfair because of who I am.

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?
Get in shape and get to a slim weight

3. What was your last online purchase?
A harley quinn jacket
4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?
No
5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?
At my computer charging
6. What was your last encounter with the police like?
None
7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?
Ham
8. What is the last photo you took of?
Me
9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?
Hmm. NekoPotato
10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?
Uhm.... The Fault in our Stars. Love
11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?
Dieting/exercise
12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?
Hmmmmmmm. Maybe a nice car, or probably a surgery.
13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?
None
14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?
Emma watson
15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?
Video games!

[Joan Sky]

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?

Perhaps Michael or Gabriel after the archangels

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?

Get promoted to management at work

3. What was your last online purchase?

Choice of Robots game

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?

Yes.

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?

Nightstand, spare pillow, nearby... curious about this question

6. What was your last encounter with the police like?

Just told me a headlight was out. I replaced it the same day. No biggie.

Or on the drive home today they were guiding alternating traffic on road that was being worked on.

7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?

Depends on what I'm craving at the moment.

8. What is the last photo you took of?

My laptop before I took it to the shop to get fixed.

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?

I'm okay with it now.

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?

Jaden's Heart. It's a lesbian vampire romance novel. Read the book sample, description, and reviews on Amazon if you wanna know more about it.

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?

The possibility of making a certain friendship

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?

The best doctor for my Mom

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?

No tattoos. Ear piercings.

14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?

I don't think anyone could do me justice besides myself, honestly.

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?

Writing stories, poems, songs, etc.

[MissMaria]

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?Mathew

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?Finally settle down somewhere

3. What was your last online purchase?Motherboard

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?Not really, insomnia

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?No one set place, but usually the bed side cabinet

6. What was your last encounter with the police like?Awful, they had no interest in investigating the crime I was reporting.

7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?Ham salad

8. What is the last photo you took of?Video games

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?Not really sure I would, I like it how it is

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?50 shades freed, I dont think I need explain what that is about lol.

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?Building my computer

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?My transition

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?Ear lobe piercings on both ears no tatts yet

14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?Alyson Lee Hannigan

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?Building computers

[Cstelle]

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?
If I had been born a girl, my name would probably have been the feminine version of my current name. I could live with that.

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?
I would like to find a new job, but... frankly, I have given up.

3. What was your last online purchase?
I can't remember if it was books or DVDs... it was a few years ago.

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?
Not generally - but sometimes a good nap is the best thing on earth.

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?
On a bookshelf next to my bed.

6. What was your last encounter with the police like?
Friendly. I asked them to pick up a drunk who couldn't take care of himself.

7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?
I don't have a favourite, but I seem to favour simple sandwiches: plain bacon, or plain mettwurst, or egg with just salt or mustard, or just cheese.

8. What is the last photo you took of?
The weather. A sudden snow storm in the middle of the night. The street lighting made it look dramatic.

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?
I'm fine, thanks. My username came about by mistake, but I have grown to like it.

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?
Lindsey Davis: Deadly Election. A detective story set in ancient Rome. The main character is a young woman, Albia, the adoptive daughter of Falco, the hero of Lindsey Davis' earlier book series.

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?
February is limbo. I can't think of anything nice. There are things I dread, though.

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?
I choose to take this question with a good pinch of realism, so I won't say "financial security". I would like to update my home a bit - my old bed is getting a bit creaky, my sofa is beginning to lose its shape, my TV is older than Western civilisation...

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?
Ear piercing in right lobe. Old now. I doubt that I could get a ring through it.

14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?
Who is good at playing boring characters and utter, hopeless losers? Bill Murray?

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?
I cycle when the weather permits. I take a lot of photos.

[naughtylittlegirl]

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?

Loki. Because I can.

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?

Finishing a massive project for school that has gone on way too long already.

3. What was your last online purchase?

A replacement for my Tinkerbell Christmas ornament I accidentally stepped on...and broke in four places.

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?

Oh yes.

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?

On the nightstand beside me.

6. What was your last encounter with the police like?

I slowed down when I saw the flashing lights ahead and experienced a sense of gratitude that I was not the one speeding.

7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?

PB & J.

8. What is the last photo you took of?

A birdhouse I finished painting.

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?

Good question! I don't know, but I'd like something clever. There are some brilliant ones on this site...

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?

Their Virgin Captive from the Masters of Menage series by Lexi Blake and Shelly Bradley. It's about...sharing? Okay, it's about polyamory.

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?

Making fairy garden pieces with my mom!

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?

Bad Dragon dildos or a trip to Disney World.

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?

My ears are pierced, used to be double piercings, now just single.

14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?

Melissa McCarthy because she's awesome and happy and we both have dimples. If they actually have to look like me, then...Reese Witherspoon. Who is also awesome.

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?

Playing piano.

[mrpropel]

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?
Ali
2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?
Trying to stay positive more
3. What was your last online purchase?
A phone case,
4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?
Not all the time, but once in awhile sure.
5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?
Leave it on charge next to my computer.
6. What was your last encounter with the police like?
I don't think I ever really encountered them before.
7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?
Chicken
8. What is the last photo you took of?
Nature!
9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?
Hmmm, hard to choose, would think of something clever.
10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?
Macbeth, google it :P
11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?
Snow boarding!
12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?
New Computer!
13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?
Currently none
14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?
Can Emma Stone portray me? :P Randy Harrison works too!
15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?
Basketball

[Sarge90]

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?

Honestly haven't a clue..


2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?

Getting to that age where my main goal is to figure out how to be a grown up

3. What was your last online purchase?

Slightly related to the previous answer; bedroom furniture (wardrobe, chest of drawers, bedside cabinet set)

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?

It all depends, this past week I've been off work so I've had several naps a day, and none of them have been anywhere near as decent as restful as the ones I usually have :/

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?

As previously mentioned, bedside cabinet

6. What was your last encounter with the police like?

Routine, in work they came in and asked a few questions then left

7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?

Crisps (probably why the whole grown up thing isn't working out too well )

8. What is the last photo you took of?

My drunk mates at Hogmanay

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?

I did many years ago, quite pleased with this one

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?

The fifth elephant by the late, great Terry Pratchett, part of his Discworld series

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?

Scotland matches in the six nations (specifically today)

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?

My ideal flat and furnishings... Or actually a pub, that way I also get a steady income to buy the house and furniture... Yeah, definitely a pub

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?

Yin and yang (I'm a cliché) with a Latin phrase around it on my upper right arm

14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?

My choice? Tom Hiddleston... But I get told all the time I look like Gary Oldman, so I'd probably end up with him, not a bad thing but he is much older than I am...

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?

Pub quizzes

[Sally123]

1. If you were of the opposite gender", what would your name be?
I have no "opposite gender, I'm nonbinary.
I'm not sure what my parents would have named me, but I am considering changing my name to a more masculine one, hah.
2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?
I will graduate, and be accepted into university.
3. What was your last online purchase?
I can't remember, probably a shirt from asos.
4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?
I like it when I am extremely tired, and/or ill.
5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?
It is normally next to/near my bed.
6. What was your last encounter with the police like?
I haven't had any bad experiences with the police, except they ignored my call.. so (?)
7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?
My favorite subway order is: honeyoat bread, with normal cheese and toasted, with chicken breast fillet, lettuce, tomatoes, cucumber, and a tiny bit of honey-mustard
8. What is the last photo you took of?
I took a selfie on snapchat, haha. On my dslr, I took a few pictures of a couple of friends.
9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?
I think I would keep it, because people know me as Sally.. But I'd like the username Zephyr, hmm..
10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?
I've read Naïve. Super by Erlend Loe. It is about a man in his 20's who loses the sense of meaning in his life, quits university and moves into his brother's apartment. He retreats do doing childish activities, and playing catch with a ball and writing various lists. The protagonist becomes intrigued by philosohy and physics, and spends a large amount of the time
11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?
Getting somethings done.
12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?
A plane ticket.
13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?
I don't have tattoos, but I would like to get a special symbol I designed on my left wrist. I have both my ear lobes pierced, but a nose piercing could be cool.
14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?
Benedict Cumberbatch. I'd love to see him try. But maybe Amandla Stenberg..
15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?
I play play piano, and I like to sing. Anything music related, really.

[hornyyoungslut]

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?
Hmmm, not sure. Dustin?
2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?
Pass all my classes with an A
3. What was your last online purchase?
Um, a jacket I think.
4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?
Depends on the day, but generally, yes, but only for 15-20 minutes
5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?
Generally on my bedside table.
6. What was your last encounter with the police like?
They were asking if I was okay, it was a misunderstanding and I actually became friends with the two cops.
7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?
BLT
8. What is the last photo you took of?
A statue in a park
9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?
I'm not too sure, I like my username.
10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?
Things Fall Apart and it was about a Nigerian tribe that gets taken over by the British.
11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?
I look forward to my Valentine's plans
12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?
A new house or condo.
13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?
Only piercings, and they are on my ears.
14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?
Jennifer Aniston, I love her.
15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?
Exploring new places and nature/landscape photography.