An ACTUALLY Embarrassing Questionnaire

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1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? Don't think so, certainly don't remember it.
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? I think yes, to the extent of a small visible wet patch on my pants...
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? I don't think I know much what that means, I'm pretty open about nudity and don't mind.
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? Similar as above, I think that if you don't feel "caught" or "catching", it doesn't count?
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? Maybe -- my parents know that I wear jockstraps and that I own thongs and panties, and my brother has seen me in my loincloth years ago.
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? No.
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? No.
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Mastrubating? Almost certainly yes. Sex? No.
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? I have heard my parents have sex.
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? Yes.
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? Yes I think...
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? Yes.
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? Yes.
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? Certainly I tipped over a chair trying to jump over it from a small patio.
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? Don't think so.
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? Probably yes.
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? No.
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? No.
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? I don't think I clogged it, but I had it not flush my business many times for the poo just being to long lol.
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? NA
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? Possibly some sex toys (urethral inserts and a cock cage being the most prominent ones) as even my significant other doesn't know about all my toys. She knows I have a few though, so it wouldn't be too bad anyway.
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? I think only ones I decided to release are there.
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? No more than sending my phone number to a scammed company profile on social media.
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? Quite likely, yes.
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? Oh too many time to count!
25. Have you ever been in jail? No.
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? Oh certainly. Once a shop clerk point it out with a hand movement imitating closing your zipper -- that was funny, I made a blushy face and she made a nice and understanding smile.
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? Probably yes.
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? Sort-of. A lot of alcohol was involved.
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? Only as a joke.
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Maybe? Probably not.
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? Fantasized? Most certainly yes.
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? I forgot my wallet once, it was before paying with a phone was a thing. They were surprised I actually returned to pay my bill later that day.
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? Probably yes (who cares? It's a normal thing to happen.)
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? Don't think so.
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? Cheat at school yes. Steal yes.
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? I set off an alarm by exiting a place via a fire door by accident.
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? Yep.
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? Yes.
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? Yes.
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? No, as I always have tissues with me.