Dare Coupons for my BF - 25F

[Darechick19]

Behind on write ups again. Sorry! These take time!

Did all the New Years ones on New Years.

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• Stroke of New Year - Start fucking me before the stroke of New Year. I want to have your balls draining in me as the ball drops.

I don’t mind sex. I like sex! He liked knowing for sure he was going to get to have sex. I was a little grossed out at the idea of “Having his balls drain into me!” lol.



• Morning after - I will remain naked all day on Jan 1. On my body write "Happy Newd Year". I will remain naked no matter who comes over and will answer the door this way if asked.
• Smooth and Shiny New Years - For the New Year I will shave everything below my eye brows and apply lotion. I will sleep naked after doing this.

Being naked all day is always a strange one for me. It’s ALL DAY. Making breakfast, making lunch. Always naked. Always having him look at me. Luckly nobody came over. Having the words on me was odd, as it always is. They weren’t too bad, but I remember looking down and seeing them on my stomach. Very lewd lol.

Also did the shaving again. I am starting to get used to it at least. The lotion is kinda fun to put on haha.


Steak and BJ delux: Have bf relax and do whatever he wants (watch tv/play video games). Wearing nothing but an apron and heels cook him steak and chips. Now serve it with beer and suck his dick while he enjoys. Keep serving him beer as long as he wants. He may need to pee, if he does you know what to do 

Did this one New Years day. I don’t own an apron (do people really have them still?) so ended up being naked. I hate heels, made me feel extra naked. lol.

He choose to watch a movie. I can’t cook steak to save my life (almost a vegan) but I made him a burger and gave him a BJ while he watched a movie.


These happened later in the week after a break.


Bubbly: make champagne using piss and soda water. Cheers.


I actually dislike champagne and most bubbly drinks. So this was worse than you probably intended. It tasted very gross. Used my own piss. He laughed the whole time. I felt insane doing it.

Darechick-en schnitzel: Ingredients - darechick-en, eggs, flour breadcrumbs, seasoning (Eg. Paprika, salt). Method - prepare an appropriate work surface, lie a naked darechicken on surface. Tenderise thoroughly using your hands or appropriate tool. Wet the darechicken with water, then coat in flour. Beat several eggs in a bowl, apply egg mixture and spread, covering as much area as possible. Now coat thoroughly with breadcrumbs, season to taste. Flip over and repeat on other side. Let sit for 10 minutes before cooking (showering).


This was a production. I had kind of forgotten about it, but he came home one day with all the “ingredients” very proud of himself. So we did it.

Set up in the bathtub. The flour going on me was pretty gross. It got sticky and wet and moist. But it was nothing compared to the egg. The egg mixture slide EVERYWHERE. I rubbed it on my butt and it just coated everything. Ugh. Egg is nasty as fuck.

He LOVED IT.


Dance dance resolution

I will spend some time in the new year learning a dance choreo. I will then perform this dance for my boyfriend while wearing lingerie or being naked (up to him).
Found a dance routine to “Santa baby” on youtube that was only a min long.

I took dance classes for like a year in high school so I thought I would have this. But it really did not come back to me. I septs like an hour trying to learn it. Doing the dance, I felt soooo silly.

He said that he loved it though so that was kinda fun.




Took a long break. Then did all of these basically in two days last weekend.



I have spent this morning thinking about what kinds of weird sexual things your boyfriend might like.

How does that make you feel?

Honestly, kinda it’s kinda messed up when I think about it that way lol. Leave my BF alone!

I think he likes to see you do video recreations. I think he likes to see you humiliate yourself.

I think you are right :-/


Search google videos for "Piss Slave Licks Floor Clean" I will recreate the first video that comes up for your pleasure.

Did this one first. After all the piss stuff, I should be immune to how humiliating and gross this is, but I’m not. Doing it on the floor was extra humiliating.

Something about watching the video also makes me want to get it “exact”. It’s the perfectionist in me. So I remember the girl in the video kept rubbing her face in the piss, and so did the same. SO nasty.


Search google videos for "Belle Fucking a Chair" I will recreate the first video that comes up for your pleasure.


Same thing for this one. It was like 7 mins long and took forever. I felt sooo foolish during it. Like very messed up. My BF watched the whole time. I was thinking “This cannot be sexy at all”.

My vagina was sore by the end. Rubbing it on a stool is not comfortable!


Search google videos for "Ivy Jones Milk Shower" I will recreate the first video that comes up for your pleasure.


This one was such a waste of milk. Of course the BF loved it. Apparently he has a thing for messy stuff as you said.

The milk was… so so so cold.

Search google videos for “Stupid Pig 725 Udders on gravel” I will recreate the first video that comes up for your pleasure.


This one I think he missed. In any case I never did it. Yay?







You may get the same results I did. Maybe you will get something else. Either way will be good!

I think he likes it when you act like his favorite porn star. So same deal.

Search google videos for “(Insert porn star name here) humiliating anal sex”. We will recreate the first video that comes up. We each get 3 veto's.


All I will say is that, apparently he knows porn better than I want to think about. He knew exactly who he wanted to search for. The anal sex wasn’t bad, but it was like an out of body experience to watch the video of the girl he was thinking he was fucking even though he was using my body. So awful.

He gave it two thumbs up.


The next day he asked if we could do these below. I was nervous but I said yes.



I think he likes it when your friend comes. I think he likes dice rolls

This coupon entitles you to invite her over one evening. While she is over I will:

Roll dice 6 times to see what rules I will follow. If you repeat a # you can skip (so if you roll 6 twice, you only have 5 rules):

3 4 3 4 1 2

1.I will be naked.
2. I will be blindfolded.
3. I will not speak unless asked a question (I can use a code word to stop things).
4. I will wear high heels.
5. I will crawl like a dog the whole time
6. I will wear a paper bag over my head


So before she came over, I stripped naked and we improvised a blindfold. The blindfold was so weird. The whole night I felt slightly away from my body, like it wasn’t really happening. I couldn’t see how or when they were looking at me.

I also couldn’t talk on my own, which was awful in some ways, but honestly also good in some ways? I didn’t have to protest, I couldn’t! It let me focus on just “doing it”.

High heels, I just hate lol.

Roll dice 6 times to see what coupons I will do with her there. If you repeat a # you can skip (so if you roll 6 twice, you only have 5 coupons). She can veto anything she isn't cool with. This is meant to be fun for her.

6 4 1 6 4 4

1. My friend will spit on my face 3 times. No wiping it off.
2. I will spit on my boobs 3 times.
3. I will spank my ass 25 times with my friends shoe.
4. My friend will give me a "slutty makeover" using my makeup.
5. I will do a naked yoga routine for 10 mins.
6. Friend's choice: She gets to make up a coupon for you!


The whole part where she arrived with me naked and blindfolded and they laughed at me and made jokes and we all drank (although I couldn’t talk) lasted for a while.

First roll was a 6, she said no thanks to come up with anything. What a good friend!

Next was the “slutty makeover”. We went into the bathroom. Honestly we talked then haha. She gave me heavy heavy eyeshadow, eyeliner, and bright red lipstick. Blush, all of it. I teased her that she knew how to do this. She teased me that I was the one naked.

I did look like a slut. My BF had never seen me like that. Although he only got the full effect for a little bit cause I had to put the blindfold back on.


Roll dice 6 times to see what coupons I will do with her there. If you repeat a # you can skip (so if you roll 6 twice, you only have 5 coupons). She can veto anything she isn't cool with. These are meant to be harder than above. This is meant to be fun for her.


Having her spit on me was gross. She really got a kick out of it. I couldn’t see where it was going to land. After it kinda slide down onto my chest and stomach. Very nasty.

1. After everyone who wants to pisses in the toilet, I will go in and lap up 3 mouthfuls
2.I will make a bikini out of food from the kitchen. No whip cream. I will model it.
3. I will be blindfolded. My friend will hand me an object for me to put in my pussy. I have 2 guesses about what it is. If I get it wrong the game continues or she quits.
4. (Stolen from above - credit to Johank) I will measure the size of my pussy and ass with pencils. I will try to insert as many as I can to measure each. I will do it in position to give you the best view to inspect the progress.
5. I will describe, in detail, to my friend all of the video recreation videos I have done so far. She can pick one for me to re-do in front of her.
6. My friend gets to pick a coupon!


4 6 2 4 2 6

Measuring myself was so weird. They brought out some markers, but i had to keep the blindfold on. I was aware they were looking at me, but I couldn’t see them.

Anyways, I got 3 in my ass and 4 in my vagina. They laughed a lot. I was mortified.

Got to take the blindfold off for the bikini. It was hard to see. Not a lot of good options after whip cream.

Decided to go for cholcate syrup. Huge mistake. It just kept dripping everywhere. On the boobs was okay. On the bottom half… gross and sticky!

Got a shower after. We all got a good laugh out of it at least.




Roll dice 6 times to see what coupons I will do with her there. If you repeat a # you can skip (so if you roll 6 twice, you only have 5 coupons). She can veto anything she isn't cool with. These are meant to be harder than above. This is meant to be fun for her.

1. Doing a handstand, I will piss on myself in the bathtub. Then I will blow bubbles.
2. Google "naked body writing slut". My friend will pick a photo for me to re-make. If she does not want to pick, use the 1st on.
7 mins.
3. I will go, naked, into a closet with my friend. No questions asked!
4. We will go for a drive to the local park. If there are people there I can wear a towel. We will go into the woods and my friend will find a stick. She will spank me with the stick until it breaks or she gives up.
9 mins.
5. My friend and my boyfriend will go into our bedroom. I will hear them moaning. No questions asked about what they actually do.
6. My friend gets to pick a coupon!


4 5 2 1 3 5

This was terrible. Went to the closet park. I was the only one sober enough to drive. Driving with only a towel was scared and probably not safe in retrospect!

Nobody was there (it was night time).

She did not pick a small stick. She whacked at me drunkingly in the dark for a long time. It’s 4 days later and my ass still hurts. It finally did break though lol. They had a ball.

After they were feeling chummy and friendly. Went into the bedroom. I’m 99% sure they were faking the moans, but it was insane.

She choose the body writing pick that said”screw me like a dog spunk in me”. It was on my back so she got to write it, so I couldn’t even see it until the next day.

She wrote it very big. She was drunk by then.

I’m not going to tell you what we did in the closet in case my BF reads this :P



Ask your boyfriend how close I got!

He says “They have all been great! Really liked the video ones and the party!”

[azzimia88]

Blind operation: give him a coupon to compose an operating table with 10-15 items (tools, messy items, food, etc..) without telling you what they are. Invite your friend over for the evening and let her find you naked, blindfolded and tied to the bed or to a desk, with the operating table right next to you. They'll take turns as they prefer and they can do everything to you with every item on the table. You'll have to resist at least 2 mins each and then try to guess who whas operating and what was the tool he was using. If you get it wrong the items used are reset and they can start over using any item. This goes on untill you guessed them all

[bee9]

Just wanted to tell you that you are doing great and you are a fantastic GF!

[tzzzr]

• Pizza Dare - Smooth and Shiney Edition in preparation for this dare I will shave everything below my eyebrows. Just before we order I will strip naked and apply lotion to my entire body. I will then put on my sexiest bra and panties and order a pizza. When the pizza delivery person arrives I will tell them that I will remove either my bra or panties for them and let them choose which. Once they choose I will remove that item and allow them a good look. No pictures or touching! Once they are gone I will strip and remain naked until the next morning.
• Backwards Day - The next time I go to work I will wear my panties backwards for the entire day.
• Perverted Golden Shower - Give me this coupon and I will immediately kneel where ever I am and however I'm dressed to accept your piss. I will keep my mouth open for you to fill it up and will not swallow until you allow me to. If you want to be nice you could let me kneel in the tub, otherwise I will clean the floor before I clean myself.
• Work my Mouth - Tie my hands and get comfortable, I will give you a BJ using only my mouth. When you cum in my mouth I will not swallow until I show you the cum and you give permission.
• Leave nothing to waste - Fuck my pussy and cum inside of me, lay down and I will push our juices onto your cock. I will then lap up all the cum and clean your cock with my tongue.

[maddog2048]

Amazing stuff as usual. More ideas:

High heels, I just hate lol: 8 hours in your highest heels naked

But does he? : at any point in next week when you go out he can have you swap into high heels. (adjust outfit accordingly)

Rimjob roulette:
Bf can roll 6 sided dice to play roulette up to 3 times:
1. Bf to do chore of your choice that you would have done otherwise
2. Bf to write letter detailing how great a GF you are for giving him dare coupons
3. BF to buy you a small but thoughtful gift
4. BF to cook you meal of your choice
5. Bf to properly research how to give foot massage and give you one for 60 mins
6. You give BF a sloppy rimjob, licking his ass, taint and balls for 20 mins. Then make him cum with a "rusty trombone"


Happy hour : select a random hour of the day (random number from 1-24), on a day you your choosing (when you will be alone and together) . Set an alarm for this time, BF will not know when it is. At this time you are to immediately offer him a BJ and inform him that all 3 of your holes are free to use as he wishes for next hour. You are to enthusiastically encourage him to use them however he wants, if he hesitates to decide have some "nice" suggestions ready of things you don't normally do.

Toilet time: for one day your BF will not need the toilet to pee. Upon him declaring "toilet time" you will immediately kneel with a bowl held under your chin. You are to open wide with chin tilted back. He can then pee as he likes. Pressing your left boob activated the "half flush", you swallow whatever is in your mouth. Pressing right boob activated full flush, you drink the contents of the bowl. Patting you head ends toilet time, triggering a full flush and an automatic clean, where any spilt pee is licked up.

Messy puppy: for a day all your normal meals are blent into a paste (add water if needed). You eat then naked on all fours on the floor from a bowl. Before each meal you are to press your face into the bowl (covering your face in paste)

[bmhrc]

Don’t waste a drop - he will shoot a load in you, and you will then pee in a bowl, draining your piss, juices, and his cum in the bowl, you will then lick the bowl clean. After cleaning the bowl, open your mouth and he owes all over your face and mouth.

Service for two - you will invite your friend over for a dinner date with boy friend. You will cook and serve them naked, keep their drinks full. Any time they wait for a drink because they finished it, they will seat your ass 10 times with a wooden spoon. After dinner you will offer both of them oral service, then escort them to the bedroom. You will sleep naked outside the bedroom door, no questions may be asked of what they do during the night. They should aleennaked, because you will set a morning alarm to wake up first and wake them both up with oral sex.

[hattersane]

Lets try something less escathological, since that seems to be well covered - here's a couple ideas that are less prescriptive, let us know if this piques his interest:

- Help a friend: your boyfriend will select a common and close acquaintance, once given this coupon you are responsible for that person having at least an orgasm within a week.
The 'friend' must be a non-casual existing acquaintance (e.g. friend, neighbor, coworker, extended friends of friends, family of friends, etc) and must not be Jessica. No other gender / age / et. restrictions othetwise. However, you have max 3 vetoes if the 'friend' crosses a personal line.
Note: this dare does not require you to have direct sexual contact with your friend (though that would be simplest and probably quickest way to succeed). The requirement is that by evidence or testimony your boyfriend *knows* that person had an orgasm they 'owed' to your helpful intervention. Feel free to be creative on how to get (them) there.

- Be a friend: on the day you are given this coupon, you will roleplay for your boyfriend as a common and close acquaintance for 24hrs. You will do your best to pretend to be that person (or a stylized version) for the full day, both during normal routine and any sexual activities.
You will comply with your boyfriend's requests for pecific wardrobe, roleplay scenarios and sexual intercourse. He can select anyone who knows both of you and that you know well enough to roleplay - but you do have max 3 vetos if the 'friend' crosses a personal line. (if you run out of vetoes, you do not have to accept the 4th proposal but you are obligated to pick either that or one of the choices you had rejected so far)

[tzzzr]

Diaper Day - Give me this before bedtime and the only thing I will wear for the next 24 hours is a diaper. When I need to go to the bathroom I will roll a dice if it comes up even I will be able to remove the diaper and potty like a big girl. If it comes up odd I will have to potty in my diaper, I will then roll the dice a second time and multiply the result by 10 to determine how long I have to keep it on before I clean up. So your aware of how I rolled I will keep a tally on my body. Under my right tit I will put "Big Girl" under the left tit "Diaper Girl". I will then keep a tally of how I went to the bathroom for the day.

Diaper Smooth and Shiney - Little girls don't have any hair. I will remove all hair below my eyebrows and apply lotion so my entire body is smooth for your enjoyment.

Naked Pizza Dare - Diaper edition This would be a good night to have pizza and let the delivery person arrives see if I've been a big girl or a diaper girl. Before the delivery person arrives I will roll a special dice, if it comes up odd I will attempt to soil my diaper and answer the door before I change.

Strap Me On - Let's purchase a strap on so you can watch Jessica fuck me. If she is agreeable to it the two of you can spit roast me. Here's a good suggestion. Don't forget to use my butt plug so I can be airtight!

[Darechick19]

Pizza Dare - Smooth and Shiney Edition in preparation for this dare I will shave everything below my eyebrows. Just before we order I will strip naked and apply lotion to my entire body. I will then put on my sexiest bra and panties and order a pizza. When the pizza delivery person arrives I will tell them that I will remove either my bra or panties for them and let them choose which. Once they choose I will remove that item and allow them a good look. No pictures or touching! Once they are gone I will strip and remain naked until the next morning.
This god damn smooth and shiney. You and him must share a kink.

Was freaking out waiting for them to come as always. He was laughing his ass off.

Got a young guy again. He was so shy it was cute. He stared and didn't say much. I almost coulnd't stand to say it, but you would be proud, I got it out. He said "umm bra?"

I took off my bra and then closed the door. Probably not too nice! but he can't complain.

A stranger saw my boobs! With an open door. WTF.

High heels, I just hate lol: 8 hours in your highest heels naked

This was the first one he used... forever ago now. Luckly my highest heels aren't that high, but still, 8 hours is a long time. Got it on a day when I was at home all day. Felt silly walking around the house like that. lol.

But does he? : at any point in next week when you go out he can have you swap into high heels. (adjust outfit accordingly)

We don't go out much due to COVID so this was safe.

Rimjob roulette:

I don't think he was willing to risk this one! Yay?

Happy hour :select a random hour of the day (random number from 1-24), on a day you your choosing (when you will be alone and together) . Set an alarm for this time, BF will not know when it is. At this time you are to immediately offer him a BJ and inform him that all 3 of your holes are free to use as he wishes for next hour.

Got 9 pm. He was looking forward to this all day but didn't know when. I had to admit it was kinda sexy knowing it was coming but him not knowing.

Ended up with just a BJ 🙂.

Messy puppy: for a day all your normal meals are blent into a paste (add water if needed). You eat then naked on all fours on the floor from a bowl. Before each meal you are to press your face into the bowl (covering your face in paste)

Breakfast: Eggs. Easy to blend. Gross to eat. He reminded me to put my face into the bowel. Why would anyone do this ? Embarrassing to be naked on all fours.

Lunch: Tried a PB&J sandwich. Turning it into paste was like a science project. It all mushed together with water. Tasted really gross that way.

Dinner: Made soup to keep things easy. Was still humiliating to put on my face and eat on the ground...naked.., but, easy to eat!

Don’t waste a drop - he will shoot a load in you, and you will then pee in a bowl, draining your piss, juices, and his cum in the bowl, you will then lick the bowl clean. After cleaning the bowl, open your mouth and he owes all over your face and mouth.

This was fucked up. He gave me the coupon,and so we had sex, which was fun, although all I could think the whole time was "he is going to shoot a load into me" what a messed up phrase.

Anyways, I couldn't pee right after. Had to drink some water. Standing around naked waiting for me to be able to pee.

I managed to "lick it all up" so nothing to pour after. Eww. Mostly tasted like my piss. Eww.

- Help a friend:

He joked about this one a lot. It scared me and I think was interesting to him, but he never pulled the trigger and gave it to me.

- Be a friend:

So he picked one of his friends who he plays video games with who I only know a little (name omitted just in case). It was super weird to pretend to be her. Had some fun with it. She is actually shy and kind of gullible. I ended up really leaning into that (a lot of "oh wow your dick is sooo big" or "I don't know how to make dinner". Was kind of playful for a while though i would not ever want her to find out.

Also makes me worry he fantasizes about her now, but I'll try not to think about that.

Having sexy while someone else seemed to really excite him. Was easy for me to do but also fucked up to be fucked as someone else.


Diaper Smooth and Shiney - Little girls don't have any hair. I will remove all hair below my eyebrows and apply lotion so my entire body is smooth for your enjoyment.

I'm a big girl thou!

Diaper Day - Give me this before bedtime and the only thing I will wear for the next 24 hours is a diaper. When I need to go to the bathroom I will roll a dice if it comes up even I will be able to remove the diaper and potty like a big girl. If it comes up odd I will have to potty in my diaper, I will then roll the dice a second time and multiply the result by 10 to determine how long I have to keep it on before I clean up. So your aware of how I rolled I will keep a tally on my body. Under my right tit I will put "Big Girl" under the left tit "Diaper Girl". I will then keep a tally of how I went to the bathroom for the day.

Did this on Saturday so he could be home for most of the show (he had to go buy me some fuking diapers first). Having gotten these reminded me I hadn't written up the others.

Anyways.

Being naked with him around is always weird. being naked in a diaper doubly soo.

It made so much noise as I tried to move around! And my boobs just flop around. And ... anyways. Naked is like always being on display, and with a diaper it's not even sexy.

lol thou hairless.

Managed to keep my bathroom trips down to 8 total. Bad luck on the dice meant 5 were "diaper girl" and 3 were "big girl".

That was humiliating as fuck after the first one. He laughed and laughed. I kinda laughed, but also had to piss myself.




Naked Pizza Dare - Diaper edition This would be a good night to have pizza and let the delivery person arrives see if I've been a big girl or a diaper girl. Before the delivery person arrives I will roll a special dice, if it comes up odd I will attempt to soil my diaper and answer the door before I change.

Got "lucky" and didn't have to soil myself.

Still, got another young guy. He was flipping out and asking questions. I just mumbled answers. . I was so humiliated I wanted to cry. But I did it. We barely said a word hahaha.

[coolplay69uk]

Super Six.

For any dare involving a die roll he get to pick option 6 without rolling... Winder if he will revisit rimjob roulette now?


Shampoo

Let him poo in your hand, you just rub it all in your hair like shampoo, you can then wash it out but must have a cold shower.

Pube sandwich

You make a cheese sandwich he can then trim a few or many of his pubes in the sandwich before you eat it all like a good girl.

Doggy time.

Get naked on the floor and be a dog, use a dildo for you tail. Eat food from a bowl, dog food of course...

[bmhrc]

Well done, and welcome back.

[AshleyDegraded]

I am gratified to hear that he enjoyed at least some of my ideas. Here are a few more.

Leftovers: On receiving this, I will strip naked, get in the bathtub and pour last nights leftover food on my head.

Flash: On receiving this, I will flash the nearest window for 30 secs.

Long Walk: We will go for a 20+min walk on a nearby trail. For at least 5 mins, I will only be wearing a bikini. It must be on a colder than usual day.

Friend Dice (Since he likes dice dares and seems shy about inviting a friend. Maybe this will "help").

1: With your BF
2: Offer to Jessica
3: Offer to one of your EX-BF's
4: Offer to a friend of his that he picks
5: Offer to a friend of his that he picks
6: With your BF


What to offer?

1-3: Oral sex
2-5: Naked lapdance, no touching, 10 mins
6: If male: Anal sex. If female: Ladies choice.

If they accept the offer you go through with it.

[AnonBull1]

Getting clean with the dishes (5 day)

Once this card is used, for the next 5 days, any time the dishes get washed, so do you! Once dishes are done, you are to stand in jumping-jack pose in the kitchen, nude. Your boyfriend (or Jessica, if she's there and wants to) are to thoroughly wash your body with a dish brush, sponge, and dish soap. I mean asshole, ass, pussy, whole nine yards. Once properly washed, you're to be dried off with a hand towel. Once dry, you're free to move again, redress, etc.

Dirty girls need cleaned (single use)
Once this card is used, you are to stand in jumping-jack pose in the kitchen, nude. Your boyfriend (or Jessica, if she's there and wants to) are to thoroughly wash your body with a dish brush, sponge, and dish soap. I mean asshole, ass, pussy, whole nine yards. Once properly washed, you're to be dried off with a hand towel.

Minty Fresh (single use)
Once this card is used, you are to strip naked, and drop to the floor, pressing your forehead to the ground and sticking your ass and pussy as high in the air as possible. You are then to teach back and hold your ass cheeks as far apart as possible. Your to hold this position for 15 minutes. Your boyfriend is to get toothpaste and a medium stiffness toothbrush, and thoroughly scrub your asshole, ass crack, pussy, clit, and anything else he feels needs 'refreshing'

[Darechick19]

Pube sandwich

You make a cheese sandwich he can then trim a few or many of his pubes in the sandwich before you eat it all like a good girl.


This delighted him. I made the sandwich while he went to the bathroom and came back having snipped off a good chuck of hair and dumped it on my sandwich.

He just sat there watching me while I ate it. It was nasty. A cheese sandwich is kind of dry and tasteless to begin with. I could totally take the pubes though. My mouth felt like it was covered in hair. Ewww

P.S. This reminded me of a dare I actually gave someone… in the 9th grade lol.

Doggy time.

Get naked on the floor and be a dog, use a dildo for you tail. Eat food from a bowl, dog food of course...

Luckly google told me this might not be safe so I got out of it.


Long Walk: We will go for a 20+min walk on a nearby trail. For at least 5 mins, I will only be wearing a bikini. It must be on a colder than usual day.

So we went to the local trail. I wore my bikini and a sweater and sweatpants. I kinda thought he might not make me go through with it.

Basically nobody was there. We went into the trail a bit. Then he asked “you ready?”

It was in the low 40’s.

Stripping off my outter cloths, I felt panicked again. It did not feel right at ALL to be that naked here in the middle of the woods. The cold made me very very aware of how much skin was exposed. My stomach, my chest, my legs…

My BF gave me a whistle and I told him to be quiet.

After the first little bit I started to get cold. By the end I was shivering, which just made him stare at me all the more.




Shampoo

Let him poo in your hand, you just rub it all in your hair like shampoo, you can then wash it out but must have a cold shower.


I thought for sure Google would get me out of this one too. But alas, if you don’t eat it and wash…

Happily, although I had to stare at his ass, he couldn’t manage to poop in my hand and so I got out of it

[AshleyDegraded]

Terrible No Good Very Bad Day



For this coupon, I will follow this schedule for the following day. It should be a day when I do not have to go out. If you are home, I will do it all in front of you.

If you have to go to work, or want to do something else, I will record on my phone to show you when you get home. You may veto 3 parts of it, or none, as you wish.





The night before: I will post on the thread “Tomorrow is my no good very bad day. Submit suggestions now to fill in blank slots and keep my whole day interesting.”



Rules for the day: I will not talk, or protest anything except with a code word if it gets really out of hand. Otherwise silence unless you ask me a question.



Rule 2: from forums?

Rule 3: from forums?



7 AM (or 1 hour before BF usually wakes up): I will wake up, strip naked, put on makeup and high heels, and make your breakfast. Pancakes or whatever your favorite is.



At the right time, I will wake you with a blowjob.



While you eat in bed, I will eat my cereal, no milk, just my own piss.



8 AM: You will piss in a ice rube tray or cup that we will place in the freezer.



9 AM: Naked workout. 20 mins. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay3mfQTgBho



9:30: I will poop in my own hand, rub it into my hair, and then shower using only cold water.



10 AM: Forum suggestions?

10:30 AM: I will put a pen in my ass and stoke it in and out 50 times. Spit for lube.



11 AM Forum suggestions

11:30: I will take a stick of butter and rub it over my entire body.



12: I will attach two clothespins directly onto my nipples for 15 mins. If no clothespins, I will use a hanger with clips.



I will use one of your belts to spank myself 25 times on each ass cheek, hard enough to make a smack noise. I will do this while bent over a chair.



At the end of 15 mins I will pull clothespins off so it stretches my nipples.



12:30 PM Suggestion from forum?



1 PM: I will shower off the butter using only cold water. I will put on a jacket and nothing else. I will go to the local park. If other people are there, I will get out and walk around the park 5 times. If nobody else is there, I will slide on the slide naked (throw jacket down first).



2 PM: I will get a permanent marker and write: https://www.faproulette.co/3613/extreme-body-writing/



Roll 5 times.

2:30 PM: I will get a screwdriver and lube and fuck my ass for 15 mins.



3PM: forum suggestions?



3:30 PM: I will scrub our bathroom perfectly clean.



4PM forum suggestions?

4:30PM I will pressing my forehead to the ground and sticking my ass and pussy as high in the air as possible. I will get toothpaste and a medium stiffness toothbrush, and thoroughly scrub your asshole, ass crack, pussy, clit.



5PM (or whenever you get home): I will put a paper bag on my head and go to the bedroom naked. I will put lube on the bed and present my ass for you to fuck. You may picture me as anyone you want.


5:30PM: You may invite one of your friends to come over and fuck me in this same position. You can tell me who, or not, I will have a paper bag on my head. You will not leave us alone or let them take photos. They may not speak while over and have to finish before 6:30 mins. Condom required.

Remember, you can "veto" this one, but otherwise it is required.



6PM I will make dinner naked. I will bake cookies. I will make a bikini out of leftover cookie dough. Starting now I will take a shot of vodka every half hour until I am "very" drunk.



7PM forum suggestions



7:30 PM: I will stick a carrot in my ass. 10 strokes. I will stick a banana in my ass. 10 strokes. I will stick a spatula in my ass. 10 strokes. For every item I cannot find, I will find 2 similar items.



8PM forum suggestions?



8:30PM I will give you a rusty trombone.



9 PM: I will lie backwards in the bathtub with the stopper closed and open my vagina for you to piss directly on. We will take the frozen piss from the freezer and melt it on my stomach while I lay in the bathtub. While this is happening, I will take a piss. Once it is melted, I will masterbate with the piss for 5 mins. cold water only shower after.

9:30 PM: forum suggestions?

10PM: forum suggestions

10:30 PM: I will go to your car wearing 1 item of clothing. Inside the car I will strip and stay naked for while we drive to a parking lot of your choosing. I will get out naked and walk around the car 5 times. I will walk around until I find a bug or worm to put on my boobs. I will not get in the car until it leaves on it's own.

11:PM You may fuck me in the car if you choose.

11:30PM. I will take a laxative suppository. I will put a pair of my panties in my vagina. I will sleep naked on the ground outside the bedroom door.