[Dare] Person Above Messy Dares

[MessFan]

You will need:

A bucket of gunge or batter or equivalent
10 cream and custard pies
A bottle of syrup
10 eggs
A bucket of cold water that can be refilled
A coin

Wear your tiny bikini

Toss the coin -

If you guess correctly pie yourself where you choose

If incorrect, dunk your head in the gunge bucket, crack an egg in your bikini bottoms, and squirt syrup down your bikini top

If incorrect twice in a row, give yourself a wedgie, dump the cold water and start again

Repeat until all 10 pies have been used - then use any remaining eggs and syrup followed by dumping the gunge bucket on your head.

Stay like this until you have written me a report plus 30 minutes.

[pablostone]

Put on a small bikini, then some small panties and you will add two egg yolks in front and two egg whites behind, you will use yogurt to cover all the parts of the body that are not covered and at the end you will put flour and stay like that until you win a Battleship Online game

[HannahBrown]

Turn yourself into a human hotdog whilst fully clothed.

[FoxyFemboy]

You will buy 2 tins of beans, 2 tins of molasses, and 2 tins of canned fruit. Then you will pour them all into a big bucket. You will then sit in a bathtub. Finally, you will pour everything over your head and sit in the filth for 30 min. ENJOY!

[DareDestiny]

When you next take a shower, you will first take a shower with no water. Use Mayo to wash your face, ranch dressing as a body wash, then chocolate syrup for your shampoo. Wait 15 minutes before washing it off in a regular shower.

[FoxyFemboy]

Take off all of your clothes and turn them inside out and place them in your tub. Then cover them with 2 full tins of baked beans, a bottle of chocolate syrup, a bottle of honey, and a full can of whipped cream. Put them back on normally and wear them for at least 2 hours.

[Getdude]

Wear a diaper filled with a cake in the back and a can of beans in the front. Feel free to tape it so nothing comes out, but you will be wearing this on a walk until you’ve successfully pissed yourself

[FoxyFemboy]

I want you to look up how to bake a cake. Any cake of your choice, but I totally recommend something fancy and large. The catch is that you're going to be making it with your body! Every single ingredient you add to the bowl has to be added according to a d4 per ingredient:

1. Wet: Ingredient must be strained through today's sock / Dry: Ingredient must be worn in socks for 15 minutes whilst doing an exercise on foot before added.
2. Wet: Ingredient must be strained through your current underwear while you wear it / Dry: Ingredient must be worn inside your underwear and you must do a medium-to-hard wedgie 10 times before adding it.
3. Wet: You must drop the ingredient over your dick and let it drool into the bowl / Dry: You gotta stir the ingredient with your dick for a minute before adding.
4. Wet: Let the ingredient drool through your ass crack before you add it / Dry: You must sit on the ingredient for a minute and grind against it before adding it.

Once you have the cake all mixed up into a batter, you should add it to the tin! To do so, pour it through your most recently used fleshlight (or over a dildo if not owned) and then use your toy as intended for a few minutes! Cum into the tin, quickly mix it in, then put it in the oven!

To maintain horniness while it cooks, you're going to look up some porn. It has to involve a cake or some kind of pastry though. And as soon as it's done, I just want 1 edge. Head back to the kitchen and get your cake out before worrying about decorating. If it's an iced cake, slather it as much as possible. Trust me, the more the better. Otherwise give it some whipped cream or something fun like that. I do recommend slathering as much topping as possible on it.

Now, cut yourself a large slice... And then dump the rest in the back of your pants! Until you finish your piece of cake AND until 30 minutes have passed, you must keep that cake in the back of your pants. If there's not enough room for it, then the front is getting some love too. But it would suck with the rest going to waste, so take those pants off, lay them out, and shove your face into the mess. 10 more bites off of your ass-cake and then you're done~

[pablostone]

You will put on feminine panties and a bra that matches, you will put inside your panties two cups of flour in front and two cups of flour behind, in the bra you will put two balloons, one inflated with pee and the other with honey, then you will have to burst it. with a pin the two balloons and stay like that for 3 hours.

[Bobby1764]

Pout maple syrup dow your panties and wedgie for 20 mins. Then take the panties and stuff them in your mouth

[HannahBrown]

Get covered head to toe in whipped cream then pour honey over your head

[v3rmutt1]

Pour a bowl of porridge down the back of your underpants. Then sit down and pour two cups of chocolate pudding on your head. Spread the pudding on your hair like you were using it as shampoo. Stay like that for at least 15 minutes before you can clean up.

[FoxyFemboy]

For 2 days you are to wear only sandals in public or nothing at all while alone, and no washing your feet! Now buy some jelly, stomp in it for about 100 stomps, and eat it all up!