✖✖ Funny Chat Quotes ✖ - Page 9

Rachie · 03-11-2011, 03:16 PM

CHAPTER 1 -

ALIENS AND MONSTERS

[2011-03-11 20:53:11] Leopard: GOOD EVENING, SLAVES

[2011-03-11 20:53:30] shavedrachel: ‹@Leopard› good sleep

[2011-03-11 20:54:38] Leopard: ‹@shavedrachel› Passable. I thought about you a lot and then dreamed magic things

[2011-03-11 20:55:05] shavedrachel: ‹@Leopard› magic things - whats that about

[2011-03-11 20:55:50] Leopard: ‹@shavedrachel› Aliens and monsters

[2011-03-11 20:57:05] shavedrachel: ‹@Leopard› did you kill the monsters?

[2011-03-11 20:57:24] Leopard: ‹@shavedrachel› Some

[2011-03-11 20:58:33] shavedrachel: ‹@Leopard› glad hides UNDER leo - save me from the monsters

[2011-03-11 20:59:10] Leopard: ‹@shavedrachel› *covers you in bed with my body and kisses*

2011-03-11 21:00:05] shavedrachel: ‹@Leopard› thanks for rescue - do you want a thank you present

[2011-03-11 21:00:32] Leopard: ‹@shavedrachel› Yes please. You have my email

Love Rachie
x x x

CuddleRainbowz · 03-11-2011, 03:41 PM

This isn't from getdare but I found it quite funny.
With my little 5 year old cousin Fae.

Me: (Talking with friend on phone) Oh my god! Why did he do that to you babes? Boys equal stupid ay!
Fae: (Shocked) You used the word!
Me: What word?
Fae: (Whispers) The word that rhymes with cupid.
Me: Oh stupid.
Fae: You said it again! You have to go on the naughty step.
Me: Fae. I'm a big girl. I don't need the naughty step.
Fae: (Angry) Yes you do! (Pulls me to the naughty step)
Me: Wow Fae you are strong.
Fae: Daddy took me to his karate class. Now I'm stronger than the most biggest fish in the world.
Me: Okay Fae. What ever you say.
Fae: Now sit in the naughty step until I say.
Me: Okay.
...5 minutes pass...
Fae: Get off the naughty step.
Me: Thank you. Finally!
Fae: I'm done talking to you now.
Me: Errr....Okay?
Fae: (Grabs fairy wand and skips off) Dumbass.

Leopard · 03-11-2011, 10:50 PM

[16:44:34] Jillers: ‹@jackfromnyc› just yanking your chain
[16:45:02] loke: what does yanking your chain mean?
[16:45:23] Leopard: It means masturbating
[16:45:24] Jillers: ‹@loke› messing with you
[16:45:31] Younger Buck: ‹@Leopard› LOL i was gonna say that
[16:45:34] jackfromnyc: ‹@Jillers› ouch!
[16:45:38] Younger Buck: just couldnt be fucked to type
[16:45:55] Jillers: ‹@Leopard› LIES
[16:46:02] Younger Buck: ‹@Jillers› no its true
[16:46:11] jackfromnyc: ‹@Jillers› its true
[16:46:17] Leopard: Kids these days don't know sayings
[16:46:24] AlmightyElemental: ‹@Jillers› Very true,
[16:46:39] jackfromnyc: ‹@Leopard› In my day we'd be whooped for talk like that

[16:46:49] Tab: Anything sounds like it should mean masturbation if you say it suggestively though.
[16:47:11] Leopard: Girls love to "tab" in and out

Jillers · 03-12-2011, 12:18 AM

[02:13:09] Rant: Maybe I could learn to be a groomer there
[02:13:28] Leopard: I took groomer the whole wrong way there
[02:13:58] tearher: Leo wants to be groomed
[02:14:15] Rant: There's nothing to groom

maddy09 · 03-12-2011, 03:15 AM

[02:13:57] kittykatmeow~: I wanna drag my teeth up someone's cock, and nibble it lightly-.

Stellz · 03-13-2011, 05:57 PM

[19:52:19] Sharp Nacelle: i want to be dirty
[19:52:51] Stellz: Go get dirty with MBP and Leo.
[19:53:01] Stellz: I've heard they're some very dirty boys.
[19:53:10] Manbearpig: we broke up
[19:53:28] Stellz: Already? Jeeze.
[19:53:32] Manbearpig: very sad
[19:53:40] Manbearpig: he was cheating on me
[19:53:42] Stellz: Did he break your heart?
[19:53:55] Manbearpig: ‹@Stellz› no just my legs
[19:54:10] Stellz: Oooo. That's not good.
[19:54:17] Manbearpig: that was a joke
[19:54:23] Manbearpig: i didnt care
[19:55:11] Manbearpig: as long as him and loke are happy
[19:55:21] Manbearpig: oops i was suppose to keep that private

LilAngel · 03-14-2011, 12:38 AM

LEO AND LOKE?

Trollolololololol! Leo's mine so back off lokey.

muffinfairy · 03-15-2011, 04:49 PM

[23:44:34] Leopard: And nipples. Nipples are way more likely to weird me out

BettyBoop · 03-20-2011, 05:45 PM

[00:44:04] Stix: i'm a sexual predator

Stellz · 03-22-2011, 09:48 PM

[23:48:16] Leopard: I do love blowing a penis

Leopard · 03-23-2011, 09:05 PM

[15:05:00] sweetsong: I love little boys. They's like the sweetest things ever =)

sweetsong · 03-24-2011, 09:06 AM

Leopard. >.<

Stop trying to pass your reputation onto me. :P

Jillers · 03-31-2011, 04:46 AM

[06:36:19] SlutPuppy: i think i will get hakuna matata tattooed on me
[06:36:34] Sharp Nacelle: ‹@SlutPuppy› on your forehead
[06:36:48] SlutPuppy: ‹@Sharp Nacelle› e.e no
[06:36:57] Jillers: on your foot
[06:37:27] Jillers: do it
[06:37:40] Sharp Nacelle: ‹@SlutPuppy› yeah, i suppose there won't be enough room there to have it alongside 'FUCK THE POLICE'
[06:37:52] SlutPuppy: ‹@Sharp Nacelle› psh. face tattoos are stupid
[06:40:33] muffinfairy: ‹@SlutPuppy› get a ruler tattoo on your forearm. then.. then it can be used for all sorts of useful things

Leopard · 04-03-2011, 10:56 PM

[16:49:43] Leopard: So many fucking emos on this site
[16:49:56] sweetsong: Emos fuck? :0
[16:50:05] Leopard: Obviously
[16:50:10] Leopard: How else do they keep spreading
[16:50:45] nellybell: its air bourne
[16:50:57] Leopard: Wear a mask when you go out, nelly
.

Leopard · 04-05-2011, 03:08 AM

[8:06:42 PM] LilAngel: my rope is my new edward cullen
[8:06:48 PM] LilAngel: wait no
[8:06:51 PM] LilAngel: jacob black

03-11-2011, 03:16 PM	#121
Rachie I am the cutest butterfly ever Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: In my Bed, Posts: 6,606 Blog Entries: 2	CHAPTER 1 - ALIENS AND MONSTERS [2011-03-11 20:53:11] Leopard: GOOD EVENING, SLAVES [2011-03-11 20:53:30] shavedrachel: ‹@Leopard› good sleep [2011-03-11 20:54:38] Leopard: ‹@shavedrachel› Passable. I thought about you a lot and then dreamed magic things [2011-03-11 20:55:05] shavedrachel: ‹@Leopard› magic things - whats that about [2011-03-11 20:55:50] Leopard: ‹@shavedrachel› Aliens and monsters [2011-03-11 20:57:05] shavedrachel: ‹@Leopard› did you kill the monsters? [2011-03-11 20:57:24] Leopard: ‹@shavedrachel› Some [2011-03-11 20:58:33] shavedrachel: ‹@Leopard› glad hides UNDER leo - save me from the monsters [2011-03-11 20:59:10] Leopard: ‹@shavedrachel› covers you in bed with my body and kisses 2011-03-11 21:00:05] shavedrachel: ‹@Leopard› thanks for rescue - do you want a thank you present [2011-03-11 21:00:32] Leopard: ‹@shavedrachel› Yes please. You have my email Love Rachie x x x __________________ RACHIE'S GETDARE USER GUIDE / MANUAL STRIP POKER WITH A TWIST (Story) BED HABITS LOLA.FOX WISHES SHE WAS MY FAVORITE USER <3

03-11-2011, 03:41 PM	#122
CuddleRainbowz getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: In a dark dark town. In a dark dark house. In a dark dark room. In a hello kitty bed! Posts: 359	This isn't from getdare but I found it quite funny. With my little 5 year old cousin Fae. Me: (Talking with friend on phone) Oh my god! Why did he do that to you babes? Boys equal stupid ay! Fae: (Shocked) You used the word! Me: What word? Fae: (Whispers) The word that rhymes with cupid. Me: Oh stupid. Fae: You said it again! You have to go on the naughty step. Me: Fae. I'm a big girl. I don't need the naughty step. Fae: (Angry) Yes you do! (Pulls me to the naughty step) Me: Wow Fae you are strong. Fae: Daddy took me to his karate class. Now I'm stronger than the most biggest fish in the world. Me: Okay Fae. What ever you say. Fae: Now sit in the naughty step until I say. Me: Okay. ...5 minutes pass... Fae: Get off the naughty step. Me: Thank you. Finally! Fae: I'm done talking to you now. Me: Errr....Okay? Fae: (Grabs fairy wand and skips off) Dumbass. __________________ There is a hell, believe me I've seen it. There is a heaven lets keep it a secret - Bring me the horizon. <33 8Teen Female, Engurrland, Likes snuggles. Dislikes:Scat, Noticeably Public, Permanent, Death, Family, Friends and Just Stupid Things That No-one Would Do! Join rainbow sheep group! Get this gif and put it on your signature and you are a member: http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/20...oldenhippo.gif Be creative

03-12-2011, 12:18 AM	#124
Jillers Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 59 Blog Entries: 1	[02:13:09] Rant: Maybe I could learn to be a groomer there [02:13:28] Leopard: I took groomer the whole wrong way there [02:13:58] tearher: Leo wants to be groomed [02:14:15] Rant: There's nothing to groom __________________ Mikkey is my BFFFLAA, So i shout out to her Get over it. Hope is a thing with feathers That perches in the soul and sings the tune without the words and never stops at all Ask me: http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthrea...hlight=jillers [08:47:35] Sharp Nacelle: i want to talk about jillers's, mikkey's and jennae's legs and boobs again

03-12-2011, 03:15 AM	#125
maddy09 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Probably somewhere I'm not supposed to be. Posts: 240 Blog Entries: 28	[02:13:57] kittykatmeow~: I wanna drag my teeth up someone's cock, and nibble it lightly-. __________________ 18/Female/Bi Likes:Light pain, orgasm control, Ice, Semi Public Limits: Family and friends, permanent, extremely messy, sending pic/videos,

03-13-2011, 05:57 PM	#126
Stellz Distinguished Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: A boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies. Posts: 606 Blog Entries: 50	[19:52:19] Sharp Nacelle: i want to be dirty [19:52:51] Stellz: Go get dirty with MBP and Leo. [19:53:01] Stellz: I've heard they're some very dirty boys. [19:53:10] Manbearpig: we broke up [19:53:28] Stellz: Already? Jeeze. [19:53:32] Manbearpig: very sad [19:53:40] Manbearpig: he was cheating on me [19:53:42] Stellz: Did he break your heart? [19:53:55] Manbearpig: ‹@Stellz› no just my legs [19:54:10] Stellz: Oooo. That's not good. [19:54:17] Manbearpig: that was a joke [19:54:23] Manbearpig: i didnt care [19:55:11] Manbearpig: as long as him and loke are happy [19:55:21] Manbearpig: oops i was suppose to keep that private __________________ ✪ 29 ✪ She/Her ✪ Married & Monogamous✪ ****************** Owner of my pup and husband Ask me about our adventures <3 ✪

03-11-2011, 10:50 PM	#123
Leopard Truth or Dare Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 2,522	[16:44:34] Jillers: ‹@jackfromnyc› just yanking your chain [16:45:02] loke: what does yanking your chain mean? [16:45:23] Leopard: It means masturbating [16:45:24] Jillers: ‹@loke› messing with you [16:45:31] Younger Buck: ‹@Leopard› LOL i was gonna say that [16:45:34] jackfromnyc: ‹@Jillers› ouch! [16:45:38] Younger Buck: just couldnt be fucked to type [16:45:55] Jillers: ‹@Leopard› LIES [16:46:02] Younger Buck: ‹@Jillers› no its true [16:46:11] jackfromnyc: ‹@Jillers› its true [16:46:17] Leopard: Kids these days don't know sayings [16:46:24] AlmightyElemental: ‹@Jillers› Very true, [16:46:39] jackfromnyc: ‹@Leopard› In my day we'd be whooped for talk like that [16:46:49] Tab: Anything sounds like it should mean masturbation if you say it suggestively though. [16:47:11] Leopard: Girls love to "tab" in and out

03-14-2011, 12:38 AM	#127
LilAngel getDare Addict Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 2,171 Blog Entries: 44	LEO AND LOKE? Trollolololololol! Leo's mine so back off lokey. __________________ With love, from your favourite administrator. ♥ 8==========)~~~~~~~~ WORSHIPS KANGAROOS

03-15-2011, 04:49 PM	#128
muffinfairy getDare Devil Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 1,043 Blog Entries: 105	Boob Fear; no nipples please [23:44:34] Leopard: And nipples. Nipples are way more likely to weird me out __________________ Territory Signature=Open Masturbation 101: [22:35:44] BettyBoop: It is really hard to get off. [22:36:19] BettyBoop: I find that using a small piece of sellotape is the best way http://ask.fm/muffinfairy Snap: penis4fuffin {if you wish to snap penis or similar} Snap: muffinfairy {add your username if spamming me} KIK: muffinfairy {all rarely checked} Territory Signature=Close

03-20-2011, 05:45 PM	#129
BettyBoop Angel of Dare Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: England. Posts: 8,249 Blog Entries: 105	[00:44:04] Stix: i'm a sexual predator __________________ ★Boop Boop de Boop.★ female, engurrland. Ask me anything, click. My tumblr. 18+ ▼

03-22-2011, 09:48 PM	#130
Stellz Distinguished Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: A boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies. Posts: 606 Blog Entries: 50	[23:48:16] Leopard: I do love blowing a penis __________________ ✪ 29 ✪ She/Her ✪ Married & Monogamous✪ ****************** Owner of my pup and husband Ask me about our adventures <3 ✪

03-23-2011, 09:05 PM	#131
Leopard Truth or Dare Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 2,522	[15:05:00] sweetsong: I love little boys. They's like the sweetest things ever =)

03-24-2011, 09:06 AM	#132
sweetsong getDare Succubus Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: ♥ In your dreams ♥ Posts: 1,733 Blog Entries: 98	Leopard. >.< Stop trying to pass your reputation onto me. :P __________________ . siggy made by stellz [03:54:06 PM] jamness: ‹@G.J.› She... kisses and stuff... shes weird. [03:54:39 PM] G.J.: ‹@jamness› That seems like normal Sweets to me XD

03-31-2011, 04:46 AM	#133
Jillers Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 59 Blog Entries: 1	[06:36:19] SlutPuppy: i think i will get hakuna matata tattooed on me [06:36:34] Sharp Nacelle: ‹@SlutPuppy› on your forehead [06:36:48] SlutPuppy: ‹@Sharp Nacelle› e.e no [06:36:57] Jillers: on your foot [06:37:27] Jillers: do it [06:37:40] Sharp Nacelle: ‹@SlutPuppy› yeah, i suppose there won't be enough room there to have it alongside 'FUCK THE POLICE' [06:37:52] SlutPuppy: ‹@Sharp Nacelle› psh. face tattoos are stupid [06:40:33] muffinfairy: ‹@SlutPuppy› get a ruler tattoo on your forearm. then.. then it can be used for all sorts of useful things __________________ Mikkey is my BFFFLAA, So i shout out to her Get over it. Hope is a thing with feathers That perches in the soul and sings the tune without the words and never stops at all Ask me: http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthrea...hlight=jillers [08:47:35] Sharp Nacelle: i want to talk about jillers's, mikkey's and jennae's legs and boobs again

04-03-2011, 10:56 PM	#134
Leopard Truth or Dare Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 2,522	[16:49:43] Leopard: So many fucking emos on this site [16:49:56] sweetsong: Emos fuck? :0 [16:50:05] Leopard: Obviously [16:50:10] Leopard: How else do they keep spreading [16:50:45] nellybell: its air bourne [16:50:57] Leopard: Wear a mask when you go out, nelly .

04-05-2011, 03:08 AM	#135
Leopard Truth or Dare Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 2,522	[8:06:42 PM] LilAngel: my rope is my new edward cullen [8:06:48 PM] LilAngel: wait no [8:06:51 PM] LilAngel: jacob black