★ BONERS/erections *ahem*

[DarKas]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
A few days ago, in a crowded bus. I saw a hot body.
2. How do you hide boners?
If I can, I sit down, often resting the foot on the opposite knee. If I cannot sit down, I lower my pants if they are too high, and I keep one leg anterior to the other.
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
Probably school...
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
Very often, especially if I haven't been cumming for a while.
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
Sometimes sleeping, sometimes watching porn, sometimes just looking someone hot. Sometimes at home, rarely in a public place.
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
School, sitting in front of the teacher's desk. I guess she did not notice.
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
So far, never.
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
With physical contact, if I haven't been cumming recently, 5 seconds.
9. What's the length of your boner?
Between 6 and 7 inches.
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
I get them easily.

[GoogleMaster]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
This morning I was creeping friends on Facebook at the kitchen table while my roommate had some friends over. I started looking at some friend's pictures and realized that I was starting to get hard.
2. How do you hide boners?
I tuck it up and into the wasteband. Cover with T-shirt or top and I am good-to-go.
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
Riding the bus.
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
1) I have had a wet dream.
2)I have been stimulated through my pants and cum in my underwear.
3)I have had an erection for a long time, not orgasmed but leaked pre-cum.
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
1) I was sleeping, at home and had a very sex dream. I can't remember what it was about but obviously it was good!
2a) My girlfriend was over and sitting next to me while we watched a movie. Since there were other people around she had to be discrete and jerk me off under the blanket we were sharing and with as little movement as possible. She rubbed me well enough that I cam in my pants.
2b) A friend and I were dry humping on my bed. We had previously been talking about some very sexual things and were very horny. Eventually she was showing me some of her favorite sexual positions. When she demonstrated her favorite girl on top position I realized that I was actually very turned on. I told her this and warned her that I might cum if she continued. She replied by closing her eyes and continuing. She told me much later that she could actually feel me cuming in my pants.
3) This happens on occasion.
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
In highschool uncontrollable and unprompted boners were normal. I recall being asked up to the chalk board to answer a question with a raging boner. I think I did the tuck and hide, but I recall being so distracted by the thought that everyone could see my hard-on that I couldn't properly answer the question.
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
Yes. For one of three reasons a) Drank way too much, aka "Whiskey Dick". In this case it gets kinda hard but not really functional. b) Too much sex. Yes, sorry to say this happens. Sometimes after a long week romp, or a string of nights in a row my little guy just says enough. c) She is really not good. This hasn't happened in a long time, because thankfully most girls learn as they get older, but if she used teeth, or was too rough or hard etc he remembers and will not get hard.
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
It can take as little as 3 seconds, I'd guess.
9. What's the length of your boner?
I am a very satisfying 6.5 inches.
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
I get them very easily sometimes, and other times physical contact is needed. Depends on the situation at present.

[JohnMuk]

Some questions for penis owners

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
Yesterday at work.

2. How do you hide boners?
I find that difficult to do as it's quite large () and I often wear skinny jeans.

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
Sitting on a train

4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
Yes

5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
During foreplay

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
Getting one while showering at the pool

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
Not with another person

8. How long does it take you to get hard?
Not long

9. What's the length of your boner?
8.5 inches

10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
Not so easily.

[studley21]

Some questions for penis owners

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
-in line at a store behind a girl that smelled really good
2. How do you hide boners?
-Depends, hand in front or leave area
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
-can't remember
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
-yes
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
-playing around with a girl (play wrestling) and it was rubbing i pre cummed
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
-while doing number 5 on this list it poked her through our clothes and she was like whats that, I just played it off but was really embarrassed lol
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
-no
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
-right away
9. What's the length of your boner?
- 8 inches
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
-depends on the mood

[hotandhorny32]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
-last night just after getting ready for work while smoking in my kitchen
2. How do you hide boners?
-by sitting down
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
-mopping floor at work
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
-often have a build off precum
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
-at work watching porn
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
-while at highschool during a swimming lesson infact it happened nearly every week couldnt leave pool
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
-no
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
-seconds
9. What's the length of your boner?
- 5 to 6 inches
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
-far to easily

[Efzudemwhite]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
Yesterday, during touching my gf. In sheesha club
2. How do you hide boners?
I cover it by Waistband and T-shirt.
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
Eating spinach
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
Yes.
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
During the sleep
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
I don't have or i don't remember
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
Yes
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
It depends. But most often it is less than minute
9. What's the length of your boner?
About 16 cm. More than 6 inches.
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
It depends.

[wedgielover3]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
I got a surprise boner earlier today while talking to friends.

2. How do you hide boners?
I try to fluff out my shirt or push my erection under my waistband.

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
I once got an erection while petting my dog...

4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
Yes. Many times.

5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
There are too many times to answer this question!

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
One time when I was in middle school, I was talking to the girl I like. Suddenly, someone shouted out that I had a boner. Everyone started to laugh, but I didn't even know what a boner was, so I had to look it up!

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
Yes.

8. How long does it take you to get hard?
I get hard pretty easily.

9. What's the length of your boner?
5.5 inches

10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
I get them easily.

[TheTurretCube]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? a few days ago, in class
2. How do you hide boners? I move my dick to the right, so it's horizontal
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? Bacon, although that is pretty sexual
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? not unless you count wet dreams
5. Where? When? And what were you doing? sleeping
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? Me and my friends at the cinema....
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? no
8. How long does it take you to get hard? almost no time at all, i'm easy
9. What's the length of your boner? 5.5"
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? I harden up super easily

[petslave1990]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? I was in a super market, I was paying, but abruptly I've a boner, and a merchant looks it.
2. How do you hide boners? I wear Jeans, and I put my dick in right direction.
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?One time when the girl I liked started to spoke with me.
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?Yeah.
5. Where? When? And what were you doing? In pool, when I was playing with a girl, nothing special.
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? When I slept with a friend, and I was excited all the night.
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? Nope, I never do sex..
8. How long does it take you to get hard? Like 30-40 sec.
9. What's the length of your boner? 8 cm.
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? Very very easy.

[dutck.camslave]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?

Today at work

2. How do you hide boners?

I wear jeans and I move it to the left so it is horizontal, but it doesn't realy hide it so if I can, I sit down

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?

I have no idea.

4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?

I had some huge orgasms in my pants, but I had a little help with it...don't know if that counts

5. Where? When? And what were you doing?

In the cinema, the car, on vacation in a tent

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?

I think when I was at school, aged 13 or 14. Got a massive boner when I had to give a presentation infront of the entire class.

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?

Yes. Only once....I was drunk and smoked a little to much weed

8. How long does it take you to get hard?

Most of the times it is already hard before my pants get of. Instant boner

9. What's the length of your boner?

7.4 inch

10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?

Way to easy

[Switch347]

Some questions for penis owners

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
Pool at a Christian retreat
2. How do you hide boners?
Tuck and stretch out pants
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
Grapes, my female friend was eating them
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
Yes
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
Wet dream
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
Got hard while the nurse giving me a sports physical was there, she had to touh my cock and I had precut glistening
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
No
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
5 minutes or less
9. What's the length of your boner?
8.5-9 inches
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
Easy

[babygd]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
Out, girl i knew kept touching my thigh. I never get that aroused just from stuff like that...
2. How do you hide boners?
Depends on the attire, usually if im sitting i'll just put my arm in the way or put my leg up so others cant see.
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
Vibrations from the bus
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
I dont think so
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
___
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
The first 'massive' erection i got was from reading forced feminization descriptions on the web...with a few illustrations.
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
Yeah, with a girl who was hot but she just didnt do it for me really - so awkward.
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
Depends, with more kinky stuff its almost instant...vanilla and it takes a couple of minutes
9. What's the length of your boner?
6 or like 5'8/9 but i round up for obvious reasons.
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
I can get them from thoughts almost any time, but like i said if im with a girl who im expected to act all dominant with and tough, doesnt always work out.

[Caught_Fantasies]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
I really don't remember... But the likelihood is high, that it was at work.
2. How do you hide boners?
Sit down or turn around...
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
The fact I was in a blackmailing situation.
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
Yes, many, many times.
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
Mostly after having edged many times and put the boner back into my boxershorts.
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
I guess it's like for most of the guys: Being in the swimming pool, kissing a girl and not being able to get out of the water with her...
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
Yes, some times. I think it is just normal.
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
Depends on the situation and when I played last time with my dick and cum.
9. What's the length of your boner?
The long version is 17cm.
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
I used to get them easier, when I was younger. But I can still easily get them, there is no need for physical contact, the inner cinema can work even better...

[switch-dude]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? In class
2. How do you hide boners? putit between my legs it hurts alot I like it,or just let it stic out if I;m kinky
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? Jercking off
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? Yes every time misstres teases me.
5. Where? When? And what were you doing? Just said.
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? I got one in front of my Franch prof,she humiliated me and became my misstres shortly after
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? Yes many times after an orgasm
8. How long does it take you to get hard? 10 second-2 minutes
9. What's the length of your boner? 14 cm about 4.5 inches small i know
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? It depands

[Messypup]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? Walking back from the shops the other day
2. How do you hide boners? I usually don't.
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? No clue
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? Yeah
5. Where? When? And what were you doing? In class when I was still at school. Hormone crazy child. This was when I had first discovered I was gay. I think I was in geography or history and I was thinking of different things and then I just let out a load in my pants. It was quite awkward because the teacher noticed the expression on my face and kept looking at me weirdly
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? On the bus, I was standing next to some guy with a huge cock. It brushed against my leg and I got an erection. Unfortunately I was wearing a track suit that day and my erection ended up hitting the old woman who was standing right in front of me.
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? No
8. How long does it take you to get hard? Depends. If I'm doing a dare which is something I really like it can take up to 10 seconds. When wanking it can take up to 20 and if someone else so much as strokes my cock I will get the hardest erection ever
9. What's the length of your boner? 6.2 inches
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? I can get them quite easily some times