16 funny/humiliating X or Y questions.

[danvince11]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)

Halloween costume. I was sleeping with just shorts on last night and my Halloween costume was just my clothes with a Vendetta mask.

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?

I honestly think I'd prefer the two hour walk.

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?

Mom most definitely.

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?

A baby.

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?

Girls.

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)

I'd probably go to the doctors

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?

Lap dance

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)

Beans

9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?


15 inch
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?

A cup.

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?

A tail

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?

Airport

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?

Butt plug

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?

A jungle

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)

A stranger as it was my mother lol

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?

My kitchen fridge and let no one in

[ElisabethC7399]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
Halloween wear, slutty nurse. Since my last night's sleep wear was buttplug, nipple clamps and vibe egg
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
2 hour walk, since I live in village.
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
Dad
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
Dog, I love to roleplay dog.
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Girls, but both is fine
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
Wait, I alread waited with golf balls
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Lap dance.
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Onion, I love anal!
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
3 inch. It would probably be more comfort.
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
A - my master loves small breasts
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Tail, I used to have buttplug rabbit tail.
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Airport
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Why not both? But if I had to chose, then plug
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Undies. I hate bushes.
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
Last person texted.
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Kitchen fridge ( and don't have facebook)

[rickead]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
Last nights sleepwear for a whole year (Sport short and t-shirt)
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
Naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
dad
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
like a dog
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
The only one naked at a party fully of girls
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
Wait a week until it falls out
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
lap dance
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
onion, I didn't like a can of beans.

Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
15 inch penis
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
for me an A cup for a girl an F cup bra size
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
fluffy bunny rabbit tail
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
entrance of a nightclub on the spot
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
ball gag for 5 hours
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
wearing the opposite genders undies
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
Last person texted (a girl)
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
fridge I think

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18/M
Likes: Humiliation, semi public, Bondage, control dares, spanking, clothes control, orgasm control
Limits: anal, pictures/cam

[Closet Crossdresser]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
Well, since my sleepwear last night was me being naked, I'll pick the Halloween costume. I wore leather pants, combat boots, a led zeplin shirt, and a black leather belt with studs XD
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
The stocks for sure! Looks like I didn't have much say in the matter :P
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
My mom for sure!
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
A dog... At least I'd be able to function properly lol
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Girls for sure! Guys would be weird... at a girls party, that either means I'll get lucky or humiliated lol
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
I'd rather wait because that'd be a ridiculous turn on...
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Lap dance!
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Beans for sure!
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
Oh, this is a hard one... If I'd have the 3 inch, It'd be easier for me to pull off a sissy and have a smaller clit to hide... but if i had 15 inches... I could be the trap with the bigger dick than the men she fucks! I guess I'd have to pick the 15 inches
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
F cup... boobs... Bigger is always better for a sissy
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Fluffy bunny rabbit's tail, I'd be such a cute sissy with it!
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Night club... I'd love for a bunch of sexy girls to see me stripped :P
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Butt plug for sure! I think that'd be so exciting and thrilling!
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Opposite gender's undies... I'd love to see if a girl would take into my fetishes...
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it) Well, the last person I texted was a group text of 7 of my best friends... So I'm gonna say the next stranger I see
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
On my fridge... I live alone, so It'd just be a reminder of who I really am and want to be

[Spoiled panties]

Remember you MUST pick one or the other.

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) sleepwear and I was naked, why well my Halloween custume was suspenders with clips to force my nipples to be bleeding always and dildo in my arse and pins holding my pussy open and inside out

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
Naked because I don't want to walk
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating? Dad

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
Baby done that for a dare it can be fun
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls? Girls
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time) I would like it in my arse for week and I hate doctors
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush? Pole dance
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot) beans

9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect? 3 inch
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size? F cup I wish mine where bigger
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail? Tail always tail
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? Nightclub
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours? Ball gag I don't get plugs
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? Undies I love being clean shaven
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it) last person I text kallen one of the girls I have a slave
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Fridge no one would see it that doesn't already know the answer

[Mike2220]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)

sleepwear

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?

2 hour walk unless if its along like a busy road then pillary

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?

mom

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?

baby

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?

girls

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)

removed

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?

lapdance

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)

onion

9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?

15 inch

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?

f cup

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?

rabbit tail

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?

airport

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?

butt plug

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?

opposite genders undies

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)

last person i texted

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?

fridge

[Damion]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)

Definitely a Halloween Costume, cos I was dressed as the 10th Doctor from Doctor Who.

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?

Pillory. I live in South Africa so being a two hours walk from my house could get me abducted or murdered

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?

Mom.

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?

Dog.

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?

Both options sound fun, but i'm gonna go with 'guys'.

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)

Wait for a week.

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?

Lap Dance.

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)

Onion.

Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?

3 inch. The 15 inch seems like it'd be impossible to use, wheras the 3 inch could be fun for humiliationy purposes.

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?

A cup.

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?

Fluffy Bunny Rabbit Tail.

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?

Nightclub.

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?

Depends where I am. Out in public i'd pick the butt plug as it's more covert, but on my own i'd take the ball gag.

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?

It's always a jungle down there

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)

Definitely the last person I texted, considering i'm already dating him :P

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?

My kitchen fridge.

[TheGMan]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) Last nights sleepwear
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key? In stock, its more kinky
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating? Dad
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby? Baby
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?Girls
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)Wait a week
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?Lap Dance
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)Beans
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?15 inch
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size? F
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?Fluffy Bunny Tail
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? Strip Club
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours? Butt Plug
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? Opposite genders undies
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)Last person I texted
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month? Kitchen

[verybadgirl]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) Last Halloween costume (pirate lady) because I sleep naked.

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?

I think I'd pick the pillory because I'd just be forced to give into the humiliation and accept instead of feeling I had to run and hide for 2 hours.

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?

Probably my mom because she would want to talk about it. Dad would just act like he didn't see anything.

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?

Probably a baby, I'm not a dog person.

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?

Girls, because i'm a lesbian identified bisexual.

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)

Wait a week. No copay...

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?

Lap dance so I can get nice and close....

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)

Beans, onions make me puke.

Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?

Probably a 3 inch, 15 inches sounds like it would scare too many women away, but if I had 3 inches I wouldn't be intimidating and could impress with my skills.

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?

I do have an F and I couldn't imagine being without them.

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?

Unicorn horn! Can I poop rainbows too?

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?

Probably at the nightclub. It would be more fun there and I'd probably feel really horny from being exposed like that, so I'd be more fun on the dance floor.

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?

Done both and I'd definitely go with the butt plug. 5 hours is nothing with a nicely fitting butt plug, but 5 hours with your mouth stretched widely is definitely painful for the next few days. Maybe my asshole is just sluttier than my mouth.

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?

Hmm. I'd pick the opposite gendered undies. Sexier.

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)

The last person I texted is my ex-girlfriend so I guess I'd pick her.

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?

Kitchen fridge. Fewer people would see it.

[footfetishsissy]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)

Last night's sleepwear ( Islept in a polo shirt and black pants)

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?

stocks/pillory

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?

mom

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?

dog

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?

girls

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)

wait

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?

lap dance

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)

beans

Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?

15 inch

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?

F

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?

unicorn horn

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?

nightclub

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?

ball gag

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?

opposite gender's undies- i like to wear them

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)

stranger

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?

fridge

[LilMonki]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
last Halloween costume: Waldo from Where's Waldo
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
definitely stocks/pillory
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
My dear, sweet mother
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
Baby
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Girls
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
As long as it doesn't hurt and there's no health complications, I'll enjoy the week long wait
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Lap dance all the way, more contact, more fun
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Beans
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
3 inch. 15 just seems so excessive
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
A cup, I actually prefer the smaller boobies
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
UNICORN!
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
oddly enough, airport
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
ball gag
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Opposite gender undies
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
Last person I texted. It was my lovely girlfriend and it definitely wouldnt be my first nor last time to give her oral.
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Eh, kitchen fridge. My roommate isnt observant enough to notice it there, but my family checks my facebook

[Tiwim54]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) I was naked last night sleepwear but I can't remember what was my last Halloween costume. I love to be neked...
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key? Naked in pillory
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating? Mom
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby? I prefer act like a dog
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls? I really don't know, I guess girls
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time) Wait until it falls
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush? Lap dance
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot) After onion
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect? 3 inch
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size? F cup
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail? rabbit tail
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? Nightclub
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours? Ball gag
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? Opposite gender undies
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it) Next strangerI see
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month? Kitchen fridge

[D00M]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)

Halloween wear, i didn't go out so i just wore trousers and a tshirt

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?

Stocks/pillory

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?

Dad

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?

Dog

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?

Girls

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)

Wait a week

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?

Lap dance

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)

Beans

Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?

3 inch, i could always get it enlarged, 15 inches is too big

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?

Probably A, i dunno but wouldn't F's hurt your back?

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?

Unicorn horn definitely

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?

Airport

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?

Buttplug

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?

Jungle!

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)

Next stranger i see... The last person i texted was a male friend

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?

Fridge

[Xyngra]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
I would go with what I wore last year and that was a wizard hat and a dress but later I changed into a bikini

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
I would rather the two hour walk at least I can hide with that

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
My mom she would say something weird probably

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
A dog those are adorable

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
A party of guys they'd just think I'm drunk

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
I would rather wait it sounds like fun

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Lap dance

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Onion they made breathe mints for a reason

Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
3 inch big dicks scare me

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
F cup sounds fun

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
The tail that would be cute

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
An airport seems safer

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Butt plug

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Opposite genders underwear I could explain it better

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
The next stranger because the last person I texted is a big black guy

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Face book I don't use one

[QueenSlut]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?
My costume. It was a kitty outfit.

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
Would it be bad if I said I wanted to walk home naked?

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
Yes.

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
A baby.

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Guys.

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
I think I'd wait until it fell out.

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Lap dance.

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Bad breath is better than farting.

Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
Cliche, but 15 inches. Size doesn't matter at all, but I've never had it before (obviously) so it'd be interesting.

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
Definitely A.

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
A tail.

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Enterance of the night club.

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Butt plug. Discreet and you feel slutty when interacting with people and they have no idea.

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Opposite geners unerwear.

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
Last person I texted.

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Either is bad. But I guess my Facebook.