The corrupted wish game. - Page 61

iSpuds · 05-06-2013, 07:41 PM

Heh. That might actually happen to me...

The grim reaper gifts you a book detailing your slow, painful, and humiliating demise.

I wish I had a fast metabolism.

Dareholic · 05-07-2013, 11:05 AM

You now do, but it is so fast you have to keep eating and eating and eating..... and you now have no more food.

I wish for a new bike that is the right size for me.

iSpuds · 05-07-2013, 01:33 PM

Absolutely. In fact, you get one of those super cool Tron bikes! Too bad it only works in the Tron grid and is as useful as a paperweight otherwise.

I wish I had a few extra hours.

Dareholic · 05-08-2013, 09:44 AM

You get extra hours; however, you will be upside-down in those hours.

I wish for a Blue Monkey.

iSpuds · 05-08-2013, 11:48 AM

You get one, but PETA bombs your house for buying what is actually a genetically altered Japanese macaque.

I wish for more Magnum bars.

Dareholic · 05-08-2013, 05:32 PM

You are now burried under 234,675,978 bars. Have fun eating your way out.

I wish for a new pair of sunglasses.

iSpuds · 05-08-2013, 06:03 PM

You have a pair of glasses made of fiery, radiant essence from the sun. Sun Glasses.

I wish I had some feta cheese.

Dareholic · 05-08-2013, 06:08 PM

You now do, it is made of plastic.

I wish for a new hat.

iSpuds · 05-09-2013, 08:30 PM

Nice new hat! Too bad it was last worn by a poor fellow with horrid case of lice.

I wish I could just magically end up being a guitar expert.

BrianJ · 05-09-2013, 08:32 PM

You are now an expert guitar player, but you lost all of your fingers and toes.

I wish for nothing.

iSpuds · 05-09-2013, 10:15 PM

Now you have nothing. You live in a state of nothingness. Because you have nothing and nothing exists, you are by extension nothing and cannot die because you do not live. Now you may spend your meaningless existence pondering what you aren't, but also, what you are, for the rest of your infinitely pointless existence.

I wish I wasn't sleepy.

Dareholic · 05-10-2013, 04:10 PM

Alright, but when you are not sleepy; you will be blind.

I wish for a new table.

iSpuds · 05-10-2013, 06:14 PM

You have a new table, however its wood is so highly flammable that the stroke of a pencil would cause it to catch fire and burn to ash.

I wish I had some new paints.

Dareholic · 05-10-2013, 06:44 PM

You the new line of Body Paints.

I wish for someone to do the dishes.

iSpuds · 05-10-2013, 06:45 PM

No problem, that someone is you.

I wish my wisdom tooth would leave me alone.

05-06-2013, 07:41 PM	#901
iSpuds Starchy Sadist Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 921 Blog Entries: 43	Heh. That might actually happen to me... The grim reaper gifts you a book detailing your slow, painful, and humiliating demise. I wish I had a fast metabolism. __________________ No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." *-Runesmith* "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?" "Prismarine!"

05-07-2013, 11:05 AM	#902
Dareholic getDare Addict Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: 3rd Rock from Sun Posts: 2,329 Blog Entries: 37	You now do, but it is so fast you have to keep eating and eating and eating..... and you now have no more food. I wish for a new bike that is the right size for me. __________________ Brian (布莱恩) - Bi-Male (双男性) - Edge Master (边缘大师) RETIRED: THANKS getDare, I HAD FUN. OH, JUST REMEMBER: "Life is not fun, unless you are having fun." - Dareholic "Adam was but human - this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent." - Mark Twain Yamask

05-07-2013, 01:33 PM	#903
iSpuds Starchy Sadist Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 921 Blog Entries: 43	Absolutely. In fact, you get one of those super cool Tron bikes! Too bad it only works in the Tron grid and is as useful as a paperweight otherwise. I wish I had a few extra hours. __________________ No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." *-Runesmith* "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?" "Prismarine!"

05-08-2013, 09:44 AM	#904
Dareholic getDare Addict Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: 3rd Rock from Sun Posts: 2,329 Blog Entries: 37	You get extra hours; however, you will be upside-down in those hours. I wish for a Blue Monkey. __________________ Brian (布莱恩) - Bi-Male (双男性) - Edge Master (边缘大师) RETIRED: THANKS getDare, I HAD FUN. OH, JUST REMEMBER: "Life is not fun, unless you are having fun." - Dareholic "Adam was but human - this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent." - Mark Twain Yamask

05-08-2013, 11:48 AM	#905
iSpuds Starchy Sadist Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 921 Blog Entries: 43	You get one, but PETA bombs your house for buying what is actually a genetically altered Japanese macaque. I wish for more Magnum bars. __________________ No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." *-Runesmith* "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?" "Prismarine!"

05-08-2013, 05:32 PM	#906
Dareholic getDare Addict Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: 3rd Rock from Sun Posts: 2,329 Blog Entries: 37	You are now burried under 234,675,978 bars. Have fun eating your way out. I wish for a new pair of sunglasses. __________________ Brian (布莱恩) - Bi-Male (双男性) - Edge Master (边缘大师) RETIRED: THANKS getDare, I HAD FUN. OH, JUST REMEMBER: "Life is not fun, unless you are having fun." - Dareholic "Adam was but human - this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent." - Mark Twain Yamask

05-08-2013, 06:03 PM	#907
iSpuds Starchy Sadist Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 921 Blog Entries: 43	You have a pair of glasses made of fiery, radiant essence from the sun. Sun Glasses. I wish I had some feta cheese. __________________ No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." *-Runesmith* "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?" "Prismarine!"

05-08-2013, 06:08 PM	#908
Dareholic getDare Addict Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: 3rd Rock from Sun Posts: 2,329 Blog Entries: 37	You now do, it is made of plastic. I wish for a new hat. __________________ Brian (布莱恩) - Bi-Male (双男性) - Edge Master (边缘大师) RETIRED: THANKS getDare, I HAD FUN. OH, JUST REMEMBER: "Life is not fun, unless you are having fun." - Dareholic "Adam was but human - this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent." - Mark Twain Yamask

05-09-2013, 08:30 PM	#909
iSpuds Starchy Sadist Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 921 Blog Entries: 43	Nice new hat! Too bad it was last worn by a poor fellow with horrid case of lice. I wish I could just magically end up being a guitar expert. __________________ No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." *-Runesmith* "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?" "Prismarine!"

05-09-2013, 08:32 PM	#910
BrianJ Account Banned Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: USA Posts: 89 Blog Entries: 5	You are now an expert guitar player, but you lost all of your fingers and toes. I wish for nothing.

05-09-2013, 10:15 PM	#911
iSpuds Starchy Sadist Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 921 Blog Entries: 43	Now you have nothing. You live in a state of nothingness. Because you have nothing and nothing exists, you are by extension nothing and cannot die because you do not live. Now you may spend your meaningless existence pondering what you aren't, but also, what you are, for the rest of your infinitely pointless existence. I wish I wasn't sleepy. __________________ No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." *-Runesmith* "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?" "Prismarine!"

05-10-2013, 04:10 PM	#912
Dareholic getDare Addict Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: 3rd Rock from Sun Posts: 2,329 Blog Entries: 37	Alright, but when you are not sleepy; you will be blind. I wish for a new table. __________________ Brian (布莱恩) - Bi-Male (双男性) - Edge Master (边缘大师) RETIRED: THANKS getDare, I HAD FUN. OH, JUST REMEMBER: "Life is not fun, unless you are having fun." - Dareholic "Adam was but human - this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent." - Mark Twain Yamask

05-10-2013, 06:14 PM	#913
iSpuds Starchy Sadist Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 921 Blog Entries: 43	You have a new table, however its wood is so highly flammable that the stroke of a pencil would cause it to catch fire and burn to ash. I wish I had some new paints. __________________ No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." *-Runesmith* "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?" "Prismarine!"

05-10-2013, 06:44 PM	#914
Dareholic getDare Addict Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: 3rd Rock from Sun Posts: 2,329 Blog Entries: 37	You the new line of Body Paints. I wish for someone to do the dishes. __________________ Brian (布莱恩) - Bi-Male (双男性) - Edge Master (边缘大师) RETIRED: THANKS getDare, I HAD FUN. OH, JUST REMEMBER: "Life is not fun, unless you are having fun." - Dareholic "Adam was but human - this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent." - Mark Twain Yamask

05-10-2013, 06:45 PM	#915
iSpuds Starchy Sadist Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 921 Blog Entries: 43	No problem, that someone is you. I wish my wisdom tooth would leave me alone. __________________ No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." *-Runesmith* "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?" "Prismarine!"