★ BONERS/erections *ahem*

[MysteryExplorer]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
probably walking around the living room
2. How do you hide boners?
waistband is a guys best friend
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
probably an actor on TV or something
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
when watching certain "videos" on the internet
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
see above
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
I got one in school once and was wearing jeans, i couldnt "flip it" so i had to rush into the bathroom and fix the task at hand
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
never
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
probably a minute or less...not long at all
9. What's the length of your boner?
never measured..average i suppose
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
i get them sitting in the car for long periods of time...that pretty much answers itself

[DareMeNow1]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? At a bowling ally
2. How do you hide boners? Under shirt
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? When I sleep on it?
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?no
5. Where? When? And what were you doing? NA
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? Don't really have one
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? Nope
8. How long does it take you to get hard? Few seconds
9. What's the length of your boner? 5 5 1/2
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? Pretty easily

[Jamarama]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
Yesterday, in a supermarket!

2. How do you hide boners?
Tuck them up under my waistband

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
Metal Gear Solid 4. I know.

4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
Yup, quite a lot

5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
When being rubbed through pants, or when I can't whip it out to do it properly

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
School assembly, standing up for the headmaster's long speech, got hard, ended up brushing it against the arse of the guy in front of me!

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
Only when I've done it earlier.

8. How long does it take you to get hard?
Fairly quickly.

9. What's the length of your boner?
5.5"

10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
Get them very easily

[jamness]

If Im gunna answer this thread Ima answer it truthfully :L

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
Uhh... last friday, in school! :L I can't remember the lesson
2. How do you hide boners?
Its too small to notice. Lol jk usually just... leave it unless it gets obvious. Then I try and tuck it down the side pmsl.
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
An unintentional one? Like anything :L Maths? I've probably had a surprise one in maths.
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
Its called pre-cumming lmao and no I havnt
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
-
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
Oh... Well once someone pointed out to the class that someone had a boner but it was my friend... its never happened to me
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
No not really I dont think...
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
Depends how hard Im trying and if I can use my hands. could be down to 0.00002 SECONDS.
9. What's the length of your boner?
7 inches. Im told thats average.
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
Again, it depends on the situation :P

[ty4dares]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? in class lol
2. How do you hide boners? sit down/tie shoelace
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? cant remember
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? not really
5. Where? When? And what were you doing? n/a
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? when this girl felt up another girls bum when i was walking along at school i think they noticed
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? probably
8. How long does it take you to get hard? between 2-20 secs
9. What's the length of your boner? 7 incs
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? contact helps a lot

[theone]

Some questions for penis owners

Penis owners? Ownership implies that you have full control over it.

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?

Yesterday; morning wood or nocturnal penile tumescence.

2. How do you hide boners?

Well it is possible to pull it out and flick it with your finger, but I don’t like to do that.

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?

Listening to music.

4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?

Not recently but I did when I was younger.

5. Where? When? And what were you doing?

I was tied to a chair by a girl and…

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?

UKIP party got elected. Oh sorry, "erection story." I can’t remember, I don’t think I have a really embarrassing story as such.

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?

No

8. How long does it take you to get hard?

Depends on my mood but it doesn’t take long to get an erection.

9. What's the length of your boner?

29 inches!!! Hmmm, I just discovered that an ultrasonic tape measure is useless for measuring penis length.

10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?

Quite easy.

[idiotboy222]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? Laying in bed.
2. How do you hide boners? Wait a while, or put it facing my stomach :P lol
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?Probably a girl at my school or something lol.
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?I think soo..
5. Where? When? And what were you doing? I don't remember, ha.
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?dont' got one.
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?no
8. How long does it take you to get hard?20 seconds max maybe?
9. What's the length of your boner? 5 inchesss. small.
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? easily.

[Jakeypoo]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? At school today. Girl pinching me :P
2. How do you hide boners? Put it down next to my leg
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? non sexual touching? haha
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? Jizz, no. Precum, yes. very wet haha.
5. Where? When? And what were you doing? At school messing with my friend.
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? Uhh. So me and my friends were "chilling" last summer and I was just wearing briefs and running shorts. for some reason I pulled it out of my briefs and just let it pull up my shorts. Felt so good in the summer night
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? Yes..nervousness.
8. How long does it take you to get hard? anywhere from 5 seconds to a couple minutes.
9. What's the length of your boner? 6"
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? Sometimes i get random ones but usually from touching.

[killerwang]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? At school in class
2. How do you hide boners? hand in pocket or cover with something
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? was taking a test and I got turned on for some random reason
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? Yes
5. Where? When? And what were you doing? At home next to computer. Was on this site and was rubbing my cock. Then all of the sudden I cummed
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? In class with about 20 girls and 10 guys. Teacher asked me to go to the board and do a long math problem. I had a boner and there was no way to hide it. I just acted like it was my phone or something.
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? Dont understand....
8. How long does it take you to get hard? like 10 seconds
9. What's the length of your boner? 4.5 inches
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? Very easily
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[daremaster 1]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? School on Friday.
2. How do you hide boners? Wastbands
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?I dont know.
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? Yes
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? Have none
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? Yes
8. How long does it take you to get hard? 1 minute
9. What's the length of your boner?6 in
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? Easily
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[iwearboxers]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? when i woke up this morning
2. How do you hide boners? Putting my hand in my pocket
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? Riding on a bus
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? I think so but can't remember
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? When in hospital last week, it was the middle of the night and I was asleep. The nurse came over to give me some antibiotics via IV drip. Realised that when she was giving them to me I had a massive erection. The sheets are not very thick and she was looking right at it, there was no way she missed it. She was very professional and didn't mention anything. Shame as she was very pretty!
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? Yes after about 3 orgasms
8. How long does it take you to get hard? About 3 seconds if I'm turned on
9. What's the length of your boner? 5 inches
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact etc? Easily, I get them all the time

[omega10]

Some questions for penis owners

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
outside Morning wood...today while i was just sitting around.
2. How do you hide boners?
hide them to the side of my pant leg...if they are really bad then hands stay in the pocket to cover it up.
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
homework...one time and I dont even know why...
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
no but its probably because you have to have the erection for awhile and then something amazing has to happen..
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
N/A
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
dont really have one...yet
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
yes..
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
depends on the mood...1-3 mins.
9. What's the length of your boner?
like 5 or 6 inches
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
easily... its not too difficult to get hard

[Orangey]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
A few hours ago. I was laying on my couch, playing Persona 4.

2. How do you hide boners?
Flip it up into my waistband. It sorta works. Sitting down helps.

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
Hmm... I seem to get boners when watching cooking shows and also when I cook. So food gets me hot?

4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
All the time. A bit of pre-cum usually comes out after I've had a boner for a while.

5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
All the time. Watching a movie, shopping, eating lunch (food again), at the circus, on a plane, etc.

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
In eighth grade I had a boner in class from my pants rubbing my penis. I was wearing tight jeans so it was bound to happen. A girl pointed it out to her friends and they pointed laughed and some of them said "eww".

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
Yeah, nervousness has gotten me a few times.

8. How long does it take you to get hard?
Usually about 30 seconds.

9. What's the length of your boner?
Never measured it, but it's around 7in (about 17cm. That seems long to me, is that conversion right? I haven't done conversions in a long time.)

10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
I get them from just thinking about things.

[catsanddogs]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?yesterday when i was at the movies with a friendd
2. How do you hide boners?push it against my body uding my boxers waistband
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?some random vid on youtube i dont remember wat it was
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?nope
5. Where? When? And what were you doing? N/A
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?i was in class i believe and i got a rndom boner and someone saw and smiled at me which made me blush like an idiot
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?yes
8. How long does it take you to get hard?depends on mood. could be in a min and could be up to 5
9. What's the length of your boner?5 3/4
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? i can get them easily

[Zalandia]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? school, 5 seconds before class let out -__-
2. How do you hide boners? ever seen Super Bad? yeah, i tuck it into the waistband of my underwear
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? nothing
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? nope nope
5. Where? When? And what were you doing? didn't happen yo
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? my mother came in while i was viewing these forums a couple gave me an erection. she noticed -__-
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? yeah
8. How long does it take you to get hard? about 1 to 3 minutes
9. What's the length of your boner? uhm,,, roughly 5 1/2 to 6? idk
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? thought can do it, sometimes physical copntact