100 of the most random questions you can ever answer...........i dare you to do it

[viviorunitia]

1. What's your bday?

3rd Feb

2. How many children do you want to have?

None

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)

I resent the heteronormative assumption by the questioner that I must want to have at least one child.

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?

See previous

5. Any pets?

No

6. If yes, what kind?

Still no

7. What is your dream vehicle?

Train

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?

Las Vegas to play in the WSOP

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?

I don't have a favourite

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?

A pack of playing cards coz I can amuse myself with them endlessly. Alistair, my 2ft cuddly toy bunny rabbit to keep me company. My sleeping bag coz it is my most prized possession. Books to pass the time. Pen and paper because they could be handy.

11. Describe your perfect date?

Snuggling up somewhere comfortable, probably whilst watching a film. Lots of hugs. Good conversation. Lots of head stroking.

12. What is your darkest fantasy?

To be blindfolded, fully clothed and tied to a hotel bed. Then to hear a group of guys come into the hotel room and start pissing all over me. Then they pull my cock out and start playing with it, edging me mercilessly but never quite letting me cum. In the end they all cum over me and then give me a ruined orgasm.

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?

I would make myself more adept in social situations. I would make myself a more motivated person. I would make myself more healthy.

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.

A couple of inches taller than me. Short, dark hair. Stubble. Possibly a couple of tattoos. A caring guy, who just wants to look after me all the time. The big brother type. Someone who is always patting me on the head or ruffling my hair. And someone who is intelligent and likes reading.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?

Ewww.

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?

Yes

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?

Now you're just being silly.

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?

Only if the animal consented ;-)

19. If yes what animal?

Any animal that consents.

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?

A Rhino

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?

The latter. That way we could at least bond over the experience afterwards.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?

With a flourish.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?

The late 2nd/early 3rd century AD to try and seduce Caracalla.

24. Do you like chocolate?

Yes

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?

I don't know. Ask them.

26. What's your dream life?

Dancer. Poker player. Activist. Spelling guru. A life involving lots of massages.

27. What scares you the most and why?

Being forgotten.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?

Rain. Trickling streams in dense undergrowth. Meerkats.

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?

Left hand. Coz it is automatically superior.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?

Coz somehow it makes their perviness socially acceptable.

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?

No

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?

No

33. If so, which ones?

No

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?

Chequer Tree, Powys, Detling combo whilst ill. Or maybe climbing Ben Nevis.

35. What are your two biggest regrets?

Wasting time. Listening to unnecessary criticism.

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?

Not do those things, obviously.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?

None of the above.

38. Who's the worst?

All of the above.

39. What are you most jealous of?

People who are massively successful yet also younger than me. Makes me feel like I've wasted so much time.

40. Are you OCD about anything?

You either have OCD or you don't. People use this phrase in the wrong way nowadays as if it is just something that happens briefly or in contained scenarios.

41. What would you do if your best friend died?

Cry, be angry, consider suicide.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?

Me personally? No.

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?

Eating meat.

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?

The one who I had the shortest history with.

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?

The first one. It's basically what I do anyway.

46. What size is your bed?

Single

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?

Because approx. 40% of all people buried aren't actually dead.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?

Cheese

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?

For my best friend and I to always be an active part of each other's lives.

50. What is more important - lust or love?

Love

51. Define marriage in a sentence.

A societal status that should be open to everyone but which has also been given an unnecessarily elevated status in our culture.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?

Stop anthropomorphising sheep.

53. Does size matter?

Yes. Too large is impractical.

54. Do you have any STDs?

No

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?

Making the other person feel good by comparison.

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?

Prominent gag reflex.

57. What’s your favorite position?

Tied to a tree

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?

Penis

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)

No

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?

In the woods.

61. How often do you masturbate?

Probs about once a day.

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?

Only if you make the supposition that birds are people.

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?

Maybe a week.

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?

Not really.

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?

Kind of

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?

No weird jobs really

67. Did you get it?

-

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?

Yes.

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?

Al fresco dining

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?

No

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?

I can sneeze louder than that.

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?

Being more open about my sexuality and more assertive.

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?

No.

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?

Never.

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?

About 3ft.

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?

Nose picking.

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?

Gambit. Would make card games more fun.

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?

Angry outbursts.

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?

Republicanism

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?

I have no sense of smell.

81. What was your nickname in high school?

Clyde

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?

The Brave Little Toaster.

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?

Coming out

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?

I hate all the noise humanity makes. I love the rare occasions when humanity gets it right.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?

Ibiza. May 1997.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?

Try and figure out what day it is.

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?

USA

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?

I don't

89. Do you think you are selfish?

Not so much selfish as I find it difficult to understand the needs of others.

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?

In my mind they do.

91. What is your favorite drink?

Depends on my mood.

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?

Food.

93. What is the last book you read?

The Hunger Games.

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?

I wouldn't.

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?

Alien sex.

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?

Genderqueer Fabulousness.

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?

Gay, genderqueer, feminist.

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.

They were all lovely.

99. What is your greatest weakness?

A good massage.

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?

-8.89 degrees Celsius.

[xmetalmilitiax]

1. What's your bday?
7th October

2. How many children do you want to have?
Three

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
Not sure yet....

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
30

5. Any pets?
Yes

6. If yes, what kind?
Two cats

7. What is your dream vehicle?
Millennium Falcon

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
California- drink, swim & party

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
Eyes- tell a lot about someone

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
Xbox360- entertainment
iPod- music
TV for the Xbox
Tent- to live in
Scuba gear- to explore around the island

11. Describe your perfect date?
Spontaneous, nothing pre-arranged- walking around the city doing anything we want, when we want

12. What is your darkest fantasy?
Gangraped by multiple women and maybe a couple of men

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
Motivation to work
Confidence
Nothing else

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
Like me, but female

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
Yum

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
No

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
Lol no

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
No

19. If yes what animal?
Fuck- dog, suck-horse

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
I'm forced aren't I? Otherwise, same as above

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
The first one- let him suffer

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
Is that meant to be yen or dollars? I would take the dollars and save/invest

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
Far in the future, say 2500 and see what the world is like

24. Do you like chocolate?
Love it

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
Names don't represent product

26. What's your dream life?
Lazy but comfortable

27. What scares you the most and why?
Dying before I achieve anything e.g. making a family

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
Mountain ranges
Isolated rivers
Coral reefs

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
Arse- it's obvious really

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
Their job doesn't involve watching you change

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
No

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
-

33. If so, which ones?
-

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
Physically- 40+ mile hike when 13
Emotionally- grandmother's funeral

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
Certain break-ups
Teenage years

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
Stick with my relationships
Drink and party more as a teenager

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
Brother

38. Who's the worst?
Some old aunt

39. What are you most jealous of?
Musicians

40. Are you OCD about anything?
Alphabetising things

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
Cry, get angry, get over it

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
No

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
Putting work off

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
Dunno

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
Second one

46. What size is your bed?
Standard i.e. too small

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
Vampires :P

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
Oral sex- I love cheese too much

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
As much money as I require

50. What is more important - lust or love?
Love

51. Define marriage in a sentence.
It's not as respected as it should be

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
Grass

53. Does size matter?
Sometimes

54. Do you have any STDs?
No

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
Teasing

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
Confidence

57. What’s your favorite position?
Missionary

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
Yeah they are

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
Not really

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
Park

61. How often do you masturbate?
3/4 times a week maybe

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Yeah

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
Three weeks?

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
No- unless you count webcam

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
Yes

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
Binman

67. Did you get it?
Yeah

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
Yeah

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
Pathetic people

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
No

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
Oi

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
Get out more

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
Sometimes

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
Never

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
Don't drive

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
Steal money

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
Jessica Rabbit

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
Hitting my brother

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
Shit

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
Depends on the particles

81. What was your nickname in high school?
Had a few

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
The Lazy Assassin

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
Not sure

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
Love- socialising
Hate- pettiness

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
USA when I was 1ish

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
Toilet

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
Australia

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
Supply & demand

89. Do you think you are selfish?
Yes

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
Watches are on wrists, bathrooms aren't on crotches

91. What is your favorite drink?
Dr Pepper

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Chicken, cheese

93. What is the last book you read?
Salem's Lot

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
150,000?

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
Somewhere to live, money and servants

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
Why Bother?

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
Lazy
Funny
Sarcastic

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
Bleh

99. What is your greatest weakness?
Essays

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
Depends what scale you're talking about. If C, then 136.5K (or something)

[loveless_01]

1. What's your bday? November

2. How many children do you want to have? 3

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Not something i care to plan

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? 32

5. Any pets? yes

6. If yes, what kind? cat

7. What is your dream vehicle? hmm, audi s8

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? southern Germany, hiking trip

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? Um lips i guess, so soft and kissable

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
um outside of food and water, mostly stuff to pass the time, so a kindle loaded with books, solar panels for power, electric motorcycle, tv is allowed and um beer?

11. Describe your perfect date? a hike around one of the many parks around here, followed by a nice dinner and finally a cuddle to a movie

12. What is your darkest fantasy? um not sure....i dont fantasy about much...

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? my wrist, sleep more, not so shy

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. someone who isnt afraid to get their hands dirty, can cook, clean, independent, shorter then me, under my weight.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? a bit dirty, i wont do it

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? no

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? no its one person

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? no
19. If yes what animal?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? goat

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
i think the second one for my best friend is a dude so that large of gay orgy would be so wrong and smelly.
22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? seeing as thats not even a million us $ i think i would spend it on a nice computer, a house and pay off my loans

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? 1970's seems like a fun time to do what you want to do.

24. Do you like chocolate? yes i eat a little square of it every day

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? its for microchips

26. What's your dream life? being able to do nothing and have a lake side home, rich but not famous.

27. What scares you the most and why? losing my friends, not having people to talk to sucks

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? waterfalls, pine tree forests and lakes

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? boobs, great pillows >.<

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? in case you have something to hide or shy about changing.

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? yes
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? no
33. If so, which ones?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? work for a concrete company. let some friends of mine go

35. What are your two biggest regrets? breaking up with someone and going to canada
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? yes i wont of pissed her off to cause the break up, not go in the first place it was a bad experience.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? my sister
38. Who's the worst? aunt

39. What are you most jealous of? people with social lifes

40. Are you OCD about anything? cleaning i hate a messy desk

41. What would you do if your best friend died? be sad for along time and take a break from school.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? no

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? um random internet surfing

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? a friend of mine from my home town

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? i think the amnesia one would be more manageable in the long run.

46. What size is your bed? twin

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? so it doesn't open when dirt is being added

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? oral sex cant have a pizza without cheese xD

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? end world hunger

50. What is more important - lust or love? love, once you get something lust ends

51. Define marriage in a sentence. a union between two people.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? the stars

53. Does size matter? no

54. Do you have any STDs? no

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? fingering?
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? sex

57. What’s your favorite position? doggy

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
yes all gifts should be free but it sounds better if an ad says free
59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) no

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? outside of school on a concrete patio

61. How often do you masturbate? about three times a week

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? no dont have the relax for it

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? a month

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? yes

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? yes

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? never applied for one
67. Did you get it?

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? if it was a womans jail yes, male jail most likely not, dont want to be killed

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? people who leave dishes for weeks in the sink

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? no

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? i dont believe in god

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? nothing i was happy with my high school life

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? no

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? rarely, too many cops around here

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 50mph...

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? masturbate >.<

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? i have no idea havent seen or read any cartoons in years

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? i was a good child so no trouble for me.

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? toilets that people dont flush

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? no, smell isn't a wave

81. What was your nickname in high school? most interesting was human vibrator

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? rollercoasts life has its up and downs

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? moving to my current city

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? love: creativity hate:racism

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? when i was 5 to san Francisco for a family vacation.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? eat

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? Germany

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? cuz pizzas are based off quick service and dont need to be packed full of stuff.

89. Do you think you are selfish? no

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? people dont want to look rude

91. What is your favorite drink? lemon-aid

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? a ton of random stuff share it with roommates

93. What is the last book you read? the art of reading sideways

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? 1million

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? ruler >.<

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? crazy stupid love

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? happy, playful, flirty

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. only had one but would make us work through breaks and long hours ugh

99. What is your greatest weakness? cute girls

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? 0

[MsX]

1. What's your bday?
21 April
2. How many children do you want to have?
2 or 3
3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
Something easy to spell. David, James, Maria, Carl, Elizabeth etc.
4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
30 or so
5. Any pets?
yes
6. If yes, what kind?
Cats
7. What is your dream vehicle?
Pink Cadillac
8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
South of France - speak French, hang out at local cafes, soak up the culture. Yes, it's a cliche.
9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
Eyes - windows to the soul and all that
10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
Complete works of Shakespeare - will keep me busy for a long time and he's one of my favourite writers.
Some sort of music player with an endless supply of batteries (plus music!)
Vibrator - I'm gonna be alone!
Writing set - gotta do something to pass the time.
Guitar - it's creative and will keep me entertained.
11. Describe your perfect date?
A picnic on a secluded yet beautiful hill.
12. What is your darkest fantasy?
Serving dinner in a French maid's outfit to a group of people who are constantly touching and stripping me throughout the meal, until afterwards I am naked and become their slave. They use me and whip me as they please and I am in ecstasy from the sheer humiliation and pain.
13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
My work ethic would be as good as it used to be, I would play musical instruments better, and I would cook like a masterchef
14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
Intelligent, attentive, independent.
15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
Prefer receiving to giving.
16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
Yes.
17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
Lol. No
18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
No
19. If yes what animal?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
Can't think of anything that wouldn't horrify me.

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
Watching
22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
Investment and clothes
23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
1960s. Free love, man.
24. Do you like chocolate?
Yes
25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
Because Bill Gates didn't dream big enough.


26. What's your dream life?
A wildly successful writer with amazing taste and enough money to support it.
27. What scares you the most and why?
Losing loved ones. Self-explanatory.
28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
Clouds, nudibranchs, roses.
29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
The back - there's something so sexy about an uncovered back.
30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
Because they should not see you fully naked, but rather expose only the parts they need. NB for patient dignity. (Med student, go figure)
31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
No
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
33. If so, which ones?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
Physically, nothing comes to mind. Emotionally, go study where I knew nobody and on a shitty campus.
35. What are your two biggest regrets?
Not speaking my mind from early on and not telling someone how I felt.
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
I would stand up for myself a lot more, and I would have told.
37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
Mom
38. Who's the worst?
Crazy uncle
39. What are you most jealous of?
People with dynamite motivation.
40. Are you OCD about anything?
Checking I've locked my car.
41. What would you do if your best friend died?
Scream, cry, get shitfaced.
42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
Hurr hurr.
43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
Procrastinating
44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
My best friend from a few years ago.
45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
Amnesia.
46. What size is your bed?
Queen.
47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
Transport.
48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
That's an awful question Cheese
49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
To find my niche in life.
50. What is more important - lust or love?
Love
51. Define marriage in a sentence.
Something wonderful and unnecessary.
52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
Wolves. And then they die.
53. Does size matter?
Yes
54. Do you have any STDs?
No
55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
Deep throating.
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
Doing a striptease sober without feeling silly
57. What’s your favorite position?
Tied to a bed.
58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
It's unnecessarily redundant
59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
No but that's a good project. Hmm...
60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
On a mountainside, not very far away from people
61. How often do you masturbate?
2 to 4 times a week
62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Of course
63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
A month or two
64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
No
65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
Yes
66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
Cleaning lab equipment.
67. Did you get it?
Yes
68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
Yes as long as nobody touched me.
69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
The abuse of apostrophes.
70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
No
71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
Gesundheit!
72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
I'd be more confident
73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
Of course!
74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
Almost every time I drive
75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
160kph in a 120 zone.
76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
Run around naked
77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
Jessica Rabbit
78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
Being cheeky
79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
Dealing with placentas
80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
Fart in a crowded room and see how quickly it spreads!
81. What was your nickname in high school?
Jot. Don't ask
82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
I've come back to this like ten times and I can't think of anything
83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
Illness
84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
Love - endurance under the most horrible circumstances. Hate - selfishness
85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
3 months old. Joburg
86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
Pee
87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
France
88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
It's one of life's biggest mysteries.
89. Do you think you are selfish?
Somewhat but I try not to be
90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
Because that could imply many other things
91. What is your favorite drink?
White wine
92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Vegetables, fruit, cheese, pasta dish, wine, milk.
93. What is the last book you read?
Terry Pratchett's "Thud"
94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
348132498723
95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
An end to poverty
96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
Intelligent, compassionate, shy
98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
Once had to work for a doctor who made me do all the paperwork instead of delivering the babies I needed for my log book. And then insulted me when I didn't know how to do some of it.
99. What is your greatest weakness?
Procrastination
100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
Zero - we work in Celsius
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[lucky32]

1. What's your bday? 28 jan

2. How many children do you want to have?0

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
na
4. At what age would you like to have these kids?no

5. Any pets?no

6. If yes, what kind?no

7. What is your dream vehicle?bike

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? bed/sleep

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?eyes..they are pretty

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
book
lotion
shoes


11. Describe your perfect date? a guy, any guy

12. What is your darkest fantasy? being dominated for days in a public place

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? hair wight, circumcision

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. living

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?nice

16. Have you ever given a rim job?yes

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?no

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?no
19. If yes what animal?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?horse

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? can we make the last one happen! that would be awesome

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? ticket out of china

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
Greece 10BC, enjoy art
24. Do you like chocolate?no

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? who cares does it even still exist?



26. What's your dream life? living it

27. What scares you the most and why?being hated...cuz i am hated

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
33. If so, which ones?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
38. Who's the worst?

39. What are you most jealous of?

40. Are you OCD about anything?

41. What would you do if your best friend died?

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?

46. What size is your bed?

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?

50. What is more important - lust or love?

51. Define marriage in a sentence.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?

53. Does size matter?

54. Do you have any STDs?

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?

57. What’s your favorite position?

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?

61. How often do you masturbate?

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
67. Did you get it?

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?

81. What was your nickname in high school?

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?

89. Do you think you are selfish?

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?

91. What is your favorite drink?

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?

93. What is the last book you read?

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.

99. What is your greatest weakness?

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?

[Runicrules]

. What's your bday? end of june... somewhere around there

2. How many children do you want to have? None

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) If i had a boy, i would name him lucifer.... a girl would be babylon.... this is why im not having kids...

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? never

5. Any pets? i wish

6. If yes, what kind? n/a

7. What is your dream vehicle? BMW z4, or that vehicle that can drive on land, and underwater...

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? hmm.... probably go to the U.K... idk what i'd do there though :P

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? The eyes, for they can show the difference between a truth and a lie, between sadness, happiness, true emotion and false emotion, they truely are the windows to the soul..

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? probably a really large journal, a complete tome of Edgar Allan Poe's poetry and prose, lots of pens, a years worth of cigarettes (i would go crazy without, if you are a non smoker, good for you, stay that way), and a lighter (to light cigarettes)

11. Describe your perfect date? No idea, actually

12. What is your darkest fantasy? Making love to Bastet, the Egyptian Goddess, i don't consider it dark, but others might?

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? my gender, change my eye color to ice blue, and my hair to jet black...

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. Eh, one who connects with me, and has the same interests i do

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? I hope you wiped down there! D:

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? nope

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? yes

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? um?
19. If yes what animal? er?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? if i were forced to, probably a dog

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? we'd play rock paper scissors, the winner would be gang banged.. -.o

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? not sure, why don't you give me a lump sum so we can find out, hmm?

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? when the Library of Alexandria was at its apex, and i would learn as much as I could in the Library as fast as I could, taking notes down to study when i came back...

24. Do you like chocolate? yesh..

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? Because linux is better?



26. What's your dream life? I'd have to say having the ability to shape-shift into anything and everything I desire, on cue... being anyone at any time.... ah that would be fairly nice, totally mess with people.. as well as being able to modify myself to the point where i can do superhuman/unhuman things, such as run 50 mph and breath underwater, should i desire

27. What scares you the most and why? wht scares me the most... not fidning love in this world and dying alone and forgotten

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? forests, deserts, and the ecosystem in harmony

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? thumbs, without them, we wouldn't have gotten this far, and I wouldn't be abkle to hit the space bar very effectively

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? No idea...

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? yes
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? NO
33. If so, which ones?n/a

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? physically: hike 6 miles, 4 of them on an old logging road in the middle of the summer.. emotionally would have to be saying a final good bye to a friend of mine, last time I saw her in person..

35. What are your two biggest regrets? no idea..
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? again, no idea

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? me?
38. Who's the worst? still me D:

39. What are you most jealous of? Eh, those who are able to get any guy or girl, and just not care... whilst people like me struggle with finding a mate..

40. Are you OCD about anything? my skin is super sensitive to pressure, I am always adjusting my clothes..

41. What would you do if your best friend died? lets not find out?

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? bad idea?

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? no idea..

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? again, no idea

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? amnesia, would be able to (hopefully) start over, not isolated, and if i forgot about the people i knew, then i wouldn't grieve, for i would no longer know them, and thus wouldn't be able to miss them

46. What size is your bed? twin

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? watch any decent zombie film.... thats why

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? cheese

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? love

50. What is more important - lust or love? love

51. Define marriage in a sentence. A long-term commitment of love between two people.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? sheep can't count as far as we know...

53. Does size matter? yes

54. Do you have any STDs? NO

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? cunigillus
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? hmm, blowjob

57. What’s your favorite position? doggy

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? double positive?

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) lawls, no

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? public park next to the road... how i lost my virginity actually

61. How often do you masturbate? daily

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? no

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 13 years.... im 22, so that puts us at birth til puberty, i did not masturbate

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? no

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? yes

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? none
67. Did you get it? nope

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? dunno, depends on how safe i would be

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? questions.... (oh the irony!)

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? no

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? no idea

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? still not sure..

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? I should start..

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? no car

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? no car...

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? think and know are different things, i would confirm no one was looking...

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? not into cartoons

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? not putting that here

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? discrimination based on sexuality, race, faith, ect

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? nope

81. What was your nickname in high school? shades..

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? um.... dunno actually, i don't watch too many movies

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? god, its like 11 pm, and im all fuzzy!

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? love the capacity for compassion and love, hate the capacity to harm others....

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? when i was less than a year old, i assume... to my current town..

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? smoke

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? the U.K.

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? apparently higher priority is placed on the food than a life.... needs to be changed..

89. Do you think you are selfish? no

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? I do jk, but it would be amusing..

91. What is your favorite drink? RUM!

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? a new life form..

93. What is the last book you read? can't remember.. i think one of the twilight books

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? too many..

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? i would probably want to be in a position of being able to help others...

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? "Inside A Darkened Mind"

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? loving, fun, and chaotic

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. heh, thats for another day, would take WAY too long

99. What is your greatest weakness? distractions and lack of self motivation

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? Celsius, Fahrenheit, or Kelvin?

[daremenow]

1. What's your bday? July 8th

2. How many children do you want to have? at least 1

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) never really thought about it

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? 27 or 28

5. Any pets? nope

6. If yes, what kind? none

7. What is your dream vehicle? ferrari

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? hawaii, hang out, check out the chicks, and swim

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? eyes, you can tell alot by people from their eyes

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? umbrella, diapers (love em), deck of cards, a board game, my imaginary friend

11. Describe your perfect date? hottest girl ever, going to the movies, ending with sex at her place

12. What is your darkest fantasy? be a live-in slave

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? name, looks, location

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. She would be tall, skinny, big breasted, and beautiful

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? nasty

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? no

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? don't know lol

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? no
19. If yes what animal?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? dog probably

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? hard one, if i had to choose, watch a friend do it

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? buy myself a car, a house, quit work, and save the rest

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? about 20 years from now, so i can see how my life is like and change it

24. Do you like chocolate? yes

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? lol good question



26. What's your dream life? be a concert pianist

27. What scares you the most and why? people finding out about my diaper fetish, for obvious reasons

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? skky, waterfalls, and the ocean

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? my penis, bring great pleasure lol

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? lol

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? yeah, that dude is crazy
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? a couple of em
33. If so, which ones? the burgers

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
physically not sure, emotionally, go to my 3 year old nephew's funeral
35. What are your two biggest regrets? not finishing college
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? stay in school and away from getdare

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? my mother
38. Who's the worst? not really a worst

39. What are you most jealous of? concert pianists

40. Are you OCD about anything? no

41. What would you do if your best friend died? not sure

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? no

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? eating chocolate

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? a friend i graduated with in high school

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? amnesia

46. What size is your bed?
it's a couch
47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
so it slows the vampires down
48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? cheese

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
become a concert pianist
50. What is more important - lust or love? love

51. Define marriage in a sentence. the result of 2 people hooking up, getting pregnant, and finally tying the knot

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? humans

53. Does size matter? it depends

54. Do you have any STDs? no

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? masturbation
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
haven't had any lol
57. What’s your favorite position?

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
exactly
59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) nope

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?

61. How often do you masturbate? daily

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? nope

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? a week

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? no

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? no

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? not sure
67. Did you get it?

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? maybe

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? blue sky lol

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? no

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
not sure lol
72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? study more

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? sometimes

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? alot lol

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 20

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
not sure
77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
betty boop lol
78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
lying
79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
eating shit
80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
yup, it's always faster when your hungry, or when the smell is horrible
81. What was your nickname in high school? didn't have one

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? toy story lol

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
my nephew getting killed

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
love, variety. hate: non english speakers
85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
never have
86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
piss
87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
china
88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
always wondred the same thing
89. Do you think you are selfish?
no
90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
lol
91. What is your favorite drink?
mountain dew
92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
moldy food
93. What is the last book you read?
harry potter
94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
9999999999999999999
95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
live-in slave
96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
not sure lol
97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
diaper lover always
98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
i liked all my bosses
99. What is your greatest weakness?
diapers!
100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? 0

[ukmids24m]

1. What's your bday? 6th November

2. How many children do you want to have? 2

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Not sure!

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? By 40

5. Any pets? No

6. If yes, what kind? N/A

7. What is your dream vehicle? McClaren MP4-12C

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Rio Di Janerio - Sight see and relax on the beach

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? Eyes, can tell a lot about someone

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?

Motocross Bike, Dune Buggy, Fuel, Books, Magazines - to keep me entertained!

11. Describe your perfect date? Nice meal, good food, ends the next morning!

12. What is your darkest fantasy? To be blackmailed into being a sub for someones amusement and my humiliation.

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? Bigger cock, more muscle, less fat!

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. Perfect woman is not so much about looks but someone I can get along with and share all my naughty fantasies with!

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? Not a big fan

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? To a girl, yes.

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? No, but it is an amusing joke

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? No
19. If yes what animal? N/A
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? Some small!

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? Seeing them in it I think

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? Not sure how much that is!

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? Not sure, probably the future and live a more interesting life!

24. Do you like chocolate? Yes

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? It is a brand name!



26. What's your dream life? Mine, with more money!

27. What scares you the most and why? Not sure, depends on the situation!

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? Raindows, the sound of the tide breaking on the shore, waterfalls!

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? Breasts - they are great!

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? No sure

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? No
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? N/A
33. If so, which ones? N/A

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?Emotionally, end a relationship. Physically, not sure.

35. What are your two biggest regrets? Don't believe in regrets

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? N/A

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? Mother

38. Who's the worst? Uncle

39. What are you most jealous of? People who work less than me but have more

40. Are you OCD about anything? Alsorts

41. What would you do if your best friend died? Not sure, never thought about it

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? I hope not

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? Smoking

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? One of the many pains in the arse I call my friends!

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? Amnesia!

46. What size is your bed? Double

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? Stop the zombies getting out

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? Cheese

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? Unlimited wealth

50. What is more important - lust or love? Love

51. Define marriage in a sentence. The representation of a bond between two people

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? Can they count?

53. Does size matter? Yes

54. Do you have any STDs? No

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? Oral sex

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? Stamina

57. What’s your favorite position? Doggy

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? Not sure

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) No

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? Outside in a public park

61. How often do you masturbate? Daily

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? I doubt it

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? About 5 days

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? No

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? Yes

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? Working in a Jam factory

67. Did you get it? Yes

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? No

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? Bad drivers

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? No

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Bless you

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? Worked harder

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? No

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? Daily

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? Over double

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? Flash

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? Louis Griffin from Family Guy, she is fit

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? Swearing at a teacher

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? Dole cheats

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? No

81. What was your nickname in high school? Didn't have one

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? Fight Club, I used to compete in Martial Arts

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? Moving out of my parents house

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? Love the ability for compassion, hate how people can mis-represent things

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? Not sure, possibly to the USA was an infant

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Shower

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? Australia

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? More money to be made out of Pizzas

89. Do you think you are selfish? At times

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? No idea, but again would be amusing!

91. What is your favorite drink? Lager

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Lager, Wine, Cider, Cheese, Chocolate, Spreads and Dips (no real food)

93. What is the last book you read? Not sure, probably a text book

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? Lots

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? Immortality

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? He did what?!?

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? Funny, Smart, Kinky

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. Not had any terrible bosses, a few that weren't very helpful but none that actively caused a problem.

99. What is your greatest weakness? Jealousy

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? Still zero.

[ShadowInTheDarkness]

I was just going to answer #100 since I did physics I can tell you, but I decided I may as well do them all.

1. What's your bday?

24th December

2. How many children do you want to have?

None I'm 19 years old gawd!

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)

I dunno, but I like the names Max and Monica *cough*Dark Chronicle <3*cough*

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?

Uh, I don't... really know? 25-30?

5. Any pets?

They're more my sisters pet, but I have a 6 yr old dog named Lucy, and a rabbit named Pebble.

6. If yes, what kind?

I just answered above ;D

7. What is your dream vehicle?

If you limit me by things which exist, definitely a Pagani Zonda. Otherwise, a Gundam would be cool too =P

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?

Definitely Japan/Tokyo. I dunno, probably explore and see what's there! Pick up some of the language, visit anything video games/anime related, and really just see what it's like to be there, since their culture is so different.

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?

Interesting question. It's massively cliché but have to go with eyes. The human face is fairly vulgar in general (compared with say, birds, tigers, kittens etc etc), but the eyes are very wondrous.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?

Good question. Firstly I would bring impossibly large things since you didn't limit them, such as a house, a generator for electricity... but if you mean realistic carry able items... I'd say. A piano. A guitar. A large pad of paper, a pen, and a swiss army knife (for crafting things that might be of use from the surroundings.

11. Describe your perfect date?

Meet at an anime convention, discuss the finer details of her cosplaying, bring her back, and play videos and endlessly talk to each throughout the night, discovering how much we love each other.

12. What is your darkest fantasy?

Ok, first Getdarish question eh? Awkward after the last question >_>, I mean, if you have seen my signature you pretty much tell what it'd be like... *blush*. I dunno, have my g/f force into me a girly catgirl cosplay and humiliate it me? Something like that I'd guess =^_^'=...

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?

I wish I was more modest... I boast a lot... I would be more motivated to do the things I actually enjoy the best, I spend way too long procrastinating, and thirdly... and.. I can't really think of a third one... ^^'

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.

Slightly did this with my perfect date... Someone who dares my open-mindedness, a girl who sees things not as weird or strange, but intruiging and interesting. A girl that when told about something, no matter how disgusting or strange, leaps at the chance to try it, and enjoys the experience.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?

None? I have no intention of doing it though?

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?

Nooo....

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?

No...?

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?

Almost certainly not, I can't deny I find it.. somewhat interesting a thought, but I'm not so sure in reality I'd ever enjoy that kind of thing.


19. If yes what animal?

N/A


20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?

I have no idea, I mean in fantasies, a horse is a go-to option, but in reality that'd be a completely terrible idea. I would pick something that simply gives me the last displeasure, so I don't know... a small animal?

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?

Um. Have to say option 1. sounds selfish, but at least he doesn't have to engage in sexual activities with a best friend.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?

considering it's about £40,000 the answer is very slowly. I'd probably upgrade my computer a lot, buy a really powerful laptop, and just other general comforts.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?

I don't know. If I could go back in time 5 or so years, showing my past self what has changed might be interesting, and possibly paradoixcal. Going to the future could also be cool, to see what technology they have etc.

24. Do you like chocolate?

Yeah, but not a lot like some people. I don't like snack food (ie food you wouldn't eat as a meal) too much, but yeah I'll definitely eat it.

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?

Likely because the name microsoft refers to microchips, and software, since microsoft is/was primarily a software firm.

26. What's your dream life?

How am I supposed to answer this, list every event that's optimal =P? To experience everything I would ever want to experience, and never stagnant, constantly enjoying new things, and mastering new skills.

27. What scares you the most and why?

Spiders. More specifically, the fear they could be around when I'm vulnerable, most notable while asleep. Seeing a spider in my room and then losing it is one of my lost nightmares. I have always been pretty scared of spiders, but it jumped up when I spent a week in a farm house quite literally infested with them, it was the most afraid I've ever been in my entire life by along way, it was as if it was not fear, but some kind of 'higher' emotion.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?

Interesting question, especially since I'm a very 'techy' person. There's a lot of things I find very interesting/beautiful, the fact that the earth has been around for about 3 billion years, and has supported constantly adapting forms of life for 100 of millions of years of that, no matter how the world changes. The fact that all of maths is derived from real life, and it shows itself in nature, the golden ratio, Fibonacci numbers being most notable examples. And finally, Fjord lakes look amazing.

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?

Again strange question. I might have to say eyes again? partly being it almost feels like that's where our soul is, always watching out. But also hands, so advanced and adaptable compared with other species, without them I would not really be able to do anything I love.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?

Probably just to make you feel more comfortable, there's something strange about watching someone we changed. That's social stigma for you.

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?

Maybe once for a second, is that profesionall eater person?


32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?

I can't recall any of the challenges, my friends are often surprised the amount I can eat, but I'm not the kind of person to eat huge amounts

33. If so, which ones?

N/A

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?

The hardest thing... interesting question. I would say something like my A levels, but that's an insane lie. Honestly completing "I wanna be the guy" (look it up) on very hard difficulty, and passing Through the fire and flames on expert (Guitar hero) were both things I doubt many people could do, and I am proud of them. Only other things could be like... the piano pieces I play? But I'm no expert at piano anyway... emotionally... hmm. I've never had a girlfriend, so I've never had a breakup... I've had loads of sweeping emotions in my life, but nothing has ever been 'hard' because of it.

35. What are your two biggest regrets?

I don't have many regrets. Giving up guitar when I was 8 years old (I've starting learning again, at 19) could be a regret, also not moving from keyboard to piano is kind of a regret. Not keeping in contact with some people I've not spoke too in years could also be one.

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?

Pretty self-expanatory

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?

Probably have to say my mother. I have a large family, and most I don't care a lot for (I hardly see them), but I feel I have a very good mother, who would support me no matter, even if she has her flaws (she's very old fashioned =P)

38. Who's the worst?

Ha. I don't have an answer for that.

39. What are you most jealous of?

I'm probably most jealous of people who are very skilled musicians. I love music, but I have a lot more to learn, and I feel my musical ability is vastly lacking.

40. Are you OCD about anything?

Not really, I'm too lazy to be really OCD. I am a bit of a perfectionist at times, but I don't do anything pointless obsessively.

41. What would you do if your best friend died?

I have no idea. Be very sad.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?

No I don't, are you looking for one?

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?

I don't really have any habits... unless you count showing off as a habit? I could do that less.

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?

My least close friend.

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?

Definitely A. forgetting my entire past would be terrible. I like who I am, and I am because of what I've experienced. Only reason I might pick B would be because there are some experience that are best first time, and being able to experience a first time again would be nice, but again, would never pick B.

46. What size is your bed?

Single, both at Uni and at home

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?

So when it's being moved to the grave it doesn't randomly fall off or slide about, it keeps it in positions, and it's not like it's really going to be needed to be opened.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?

That's a hard question, but for boring reasons. Firstly I don't like cheese very much, and I also don't care much for oral size. I would probably pick cheese, but only really because if my girlfriend really liked oral, I wouldn't want to deny her. I'd miss cheese on pizzas though

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?

Probably the ability to transform into anything I so desire, OR to have the ability to read minds. If I can transform into a being that can read minds wish A though, problem solved. A is obvious, if you can be anything, you could have super strength, be very big, or very small, be very beautiful, become a furry =P XD, or become a being that could read minds, or even grant more wishes?. The reading minds though, the reason I want that is, for learning. Ie, want to learn German? Simply go to Germany, and read people's minds as they talk, I can't imagine fluency would take very long.

50. What is more important - lust or love?

Love? Obviously?

51. Define marriage in a sentence.

The originally Christian idea that two become can become spirtually bonded for life.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?

I don't count sheep when I sleep, but... why can't sheep think of sheep jumping over a fence?

53. Does size matter?

I'm going to assume you mean genitals. If not, that's a very vague question. The answer is, probably, but it's really not a big deal, and not something anyone should care about, since you can't even change it.

54. Do you have any STDs?

Lol. no. obv.

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?

Never had sex. Lol, that's such a strange question anyway.

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?

? I don't even.

57. What’s your favorite position?

Standing up is tiresome, but so can sitting down over long periods of time, probably lying down, I quite like sleeping... oh did you mean sex positions?

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?

Humans do this a lot, stating the same thing twice in a row needlessly. For example in names of things, Sahara Desert for example, means desert desert. But I'd guess it might be if you were buying a gift for something, you wouldn't have to pay any money because it's free?

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)

...? No?

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?

Divided by 0, I've never had sex!

61. How often do you masturbate?

Like once every other day, for the lulz really.

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?

no... I think being ticklish is a human/primape trait (though wikipedia says some research suggests rats can be tickled too), so birds never get tickled.

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?

13.7 billion years, the time since the universe began since I started. However if you count after I started, I dunno, 2 weeks? I don't keep track.

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?

If you count story writing... about anthropomorphic animals... maybe? Otherwise lolno!

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?

Nope

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?

I've never applied for a job, I didn't do work experience at a council though.

67. Did you get it?

I didn't do work experience at my local council

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?

Nah, would have to be millions at least

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?

Toss up between people smoking, and people talking while I'm watching a film (especially in a cinems) jesus christ people...

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?

Nope.

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?

Bless you? The word has very much lost any religious meaning it may or may not have ever had. Also that'd be quite ironic, and probably break any likely tension in the conversation.

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?

I would punch a lot of bullies in the face probably. It was pretty shit, I wouldn't go back.

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?

Yes, sometimes, I love singing, despite being horribly bad

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?

Several times during my lessons, but only by accident.

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?

like 5mph, maybe 10, purely by accident.

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?

Are you still talking about driving over the speed limit? I wouldn't break the speed limit, if you mean in general, How vague a question is that?!

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?

Being a huge anime fan and a furry, this is an interesting question. Firstly, I'm going to take anime as cartoons because you can't argue they arn't despite they arn't, since 'what is a cartoon' is poorly defined. Theres a lot of characters that would be good... Hitagi Senjougahara from bakemonogateri springs to mind.

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?

I hardly ever got in trouble, I can't remember anything specific

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?

Just one thing? Not the most disgusting thing? Well I could just make something up easily enough. That people blindly discriminate disgusts me a lot.

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?

Well firstly you'd have to define the speed of smell. If you defined it as how fast does it take for your nose to detect something for it to reach your brain, that's about... 120mph? I think, ballpark number. If you defined it as amount of time it takes for a smell to reach somewhere, that's random walk theory, and depends a lot of the pressure of the gas you're in, temperature of the room, and what the smell is and other factors.

81. What was your nickname in high school?

Matty? Matt. That's my name.

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?

What movie title... ok. I just googled 'Nerd film' and appaently 'Revenge of the nerds' is a film so I'll go with that.

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?

That's tough. Arguable could be my dad buying my first games console, that has changed my life a lot. Could be my choice to work hard in school, or what Uni I go too, all had a large impact.

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?

I love how creative and imaginative we are, and how we've invented mathematical logic, and used it to work out many universal truths. The thing I hate is how we cling so much to culture and social norms, and discriminate heavily, and continually, without even knowing.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?

I believe my first plane ride was to Majorca, an island off Spain, wasn't very long flight, 3 hours? Something like that.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?

Turn off my alarm.

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?

Probably Japan if anything, but I do really like UK, USA would be an OK choice too.

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?

You don't. Though the profit motive may have something to do with pizza deliveries being quick.

89. Do you think you are selfish?

Yes, definitely. The fact I don't give, even close to 10% of what I get to people who need it more than me, makes me a very selfish person.

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?

Because pointing to your wrist when you're after the time is a social norm. However, pointing to your crotch is not a social norm. Good question though, in an alternate reality I'm sure it happens. Bathroom is just a very taboo thing.

91. What is your favorite drink?

Coca Cola/Pepsi, honestly I can't really tell the difference.

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?

A lot of stuff since I share it with all of my flatmates, the only thing I have is a carton of apple juice, I need to buy some food

93. What is the last book you read?

I think it was... the last harry potter book >_> I hardly ever read. I really need to start reading Inheritance...

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?

Pfft, no idea. I'd say probably 100,000? I can't really think how many.

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?

You've worded the question odd. I give up something I desire so like... a cookie, and I get any position on their planet. I assume you mean like... rank, like lord or something. Well, what positions are there on the planet? I doubt they have any system that resembles ours.

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?

A Class Nerd

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?

Nerdy, Musical, openminded. Openminded is a word, honest.

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.

Assuming you mean work, I've only ever done work at one place ever, and I liked my boss.

99. What is your greatest weakness?

I love fast food? XD I don't know, I really dislike healthy food XP. I don't know.

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?

Finally. The question I have been doing this whole quiz to answer. *clears throat*. Well firstly, zero degrees? Fahrenheit? Celsius? I assume you mean Celsius. The zero in Celsius is there is just the melting point of water. But actual scientific measurements of temperature is actual done in Kelvin. The kelvin scale is exactly the same as Celsius, except the 0 is absolute zero, ie the particles are not moving at all (since the movement of particles is what causes the phenomenon known as heat). Zero Celsius turns out to about 273.15 kelvin. Coldness doesn't exist, only movement of particles, but I assume 'twice as cold' means 'half as hot', and so the answer would be 136.575 Kelvin, or -136.575 Celsius.

Wooow, that took ages~

Was kinda fun though... =^_^=.

[frontline]

1. 26th of February

2. I don't care, a few maybe

3. First Son will be Richard Aurelius

4. Before 30 to start

5. None

6. None

7. I would like an Escalade because its comfy and can transport my music equipment from gig to gig

8. I would bum around western Europe, mostly in the british isles

9. I love eyes, because they are the most expressive part of the body

10. Hammock, Guitar, Ukulele, journal, supply of pens

11. I like May 5th because spring is in full bloom and the heat is not over the top yet.

12. I am not really dark, but I have a nerd fantasy is to make it with either felicia day, or Jewel Staite. Back Up choice is Morena Baccarin

13. I would like to lose a few pounds, learn to be smooth with women, and then I would like to speak more languages

14. Woman, someone who can cook (I like cooking and want someone who will cook with me.) and sing, and play and instrument. someone who makes me smile simply by walking into the room, and who makes me laugh every day. (I am such a dreadful hopeless romantic)

15. NO

16. NO

17. NO, because the other personality could manifest and prevent it.

18. NO

20. None

21. I would take the hit and let my friend off, but I might kill people

22. Probably buy that escalade, and then go take my friends out for a nice dinner

23. I would probably go back to the begining of the Electric Guitar Era and sit and listen to the masters and learn from them.

24. Its ok

25. Cause its name is a portmanteau of microcomputer and software

26. being a full time musician lives by the ocean surfing and making more great music

27. Being Alone, because I had a lot of people abandon me as a child. Now I am kind of a stone wall, but still really need a few people invested in me

28. Ocean waves (especially tubes) Soft White sandy beaches, and Ice

29. The Eyes, same reason as above

30. If they leave, it maintains a feel of dignity and professionalism and seems less pervy

31. Yes onces

32. No

33. None

34. Physically: Climbing Mt. McKinley Emotionally: Quiting my job to become a full time musician

35. Not pursuing her when I had the chance, and turning down the chance to do a Japan Tour

36. Yes, I would actually do both

37. My Mom

38. My crazy Aunt

39. Eric Johnson & Phil Keaggy's amazing Talent

40. my guitar

41. Mourn

42. What?

43. Soda

44. I have no clue

45. Choice #2

46. Double

47. Just incase of a zombie Apocalypse. BE PREPARED

48. Oral Sex, cheese is my friend.

49. I would want influence

50. love by a wide margin

51. Something that takes a life time to understand, and is wasted on most people.

52. each other

53. Probably not, but doesn't change mens insecurities

54. NO

55. I have a master's tongue, so I have been told

56. I do not know honestly

57. Girl on top riding

58. free gift means no strings attached

59. No

60. Beach

61. Often

62. No

63. 6 months

64. No

65. No

66. Charlie Sheen's assistant

67. Nope

68. Mens: NO, Womens: Probably

69. the piss poor grammar of modern english speakers. Texting speech has killed my language.

70. Yes

71. Bless You?

72. I would like to be a little more popular, not like the BMOC but more well liked

73. Always

74. All the time

75. I got clocked at 145 in a 45, so 100 over?

76. Probably scratch that itch

77. Probably The Invisible Woman from fantastic four because she seems fun to be around

78. Jumping off the boat at my prom

79. Feces

80. No because smells are particles and heavier smells will travel slower than light smells.

81. Didn't have one

82. Strats on the Streets:

83. quitting my job to follow my dreams

84. their lack of common sense

85. When I was 2, we went to Florida

86. Urinate

87. Israel, it seems exciting thee plus I am jewish by heritage so I think I might fit there

88. In my city thats not true

89. probably

90. because the crotch has a variety of uses and pointing to it could mean different things to different people

91. Diet Dr. Pepper

92. Condiments, Broccoli, aOx juice

93. A Brief History of time by Hawking

94. too many

95. I have no idea, I would probably want to explore the universe and partake of its knowledge

96. His life actually was worthy of getting a book

97. musician, philosopher, nerd

98. I had a boss who hated that we weren't making enough sales, but the problem is we were making 10 times everyone else in our field in a 50 mile radious, but he needed more money to pay off a debt from a bad deal.

99. Redhaired tempresses, especially those with green eyes

100. assuming Celsius, 273.15 degrees Celsius

[DiaperedLittleGirl]

1. What's your bday?
5-20
2. How many children do you want to have?
5
3. What would their names h? (First and Middle)
sylvia lynn cristin zain
4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
soon
5. Any pets?
yes
6. If yes, what kind?
2 cats 1 dog
7. What is your dream vehicle?
old vw bug
8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
idk
9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
eyes they reach to the soul
10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
photos notbook pens pencils and sketch pad
11. Describe your perfect date?
any time with my bf
12. What is your darkest fantasy?
diapers
13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
face shoulder knees
14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
my man
15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
idk
16. Have you ever given a rimjob?no

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? idk

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?no
19. If yes what animal?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?cat

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
second
22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
idk
23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
WWII meat my younger dad
24. Do you like chocolate?
yes
25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
i dk


26. What's your dream life?
to have a ranch
27. What scares you the most and why?
i fear nothin
28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
butterflys clown fish and roses
29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
ear it nommy
30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? idk

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?no
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?N/A
33. If so, which ones?N/a

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? go to my father funeral

35. What are your two biggest regrets? my exs
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
not date them
37. Who's the best person in your immed iate or extended family?my uncle
38. Who's the worst?
my aunt
39. What are you most jealous of?
nothing
40. Are you OCD about anything?
yes
41. What would you do if your best friend died?
idk
42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
no
43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
drinking
44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
my bf
45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
second
46. What size is your bed?
twin
47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
zombies
48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
oral sex
49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
idk
50. What is more important - lust or love?
love
51. Define marriage in a sentence.
loving some one eternally
52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
humans
53. Does size matter?no

54. Do you have any STDs?no

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? noming
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
sex
57. What’s your favorite position?
idk
58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
idk
59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
no
60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
bed
61. How often do you masturbate?
not very
62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
idk
63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
month
64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
no
65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
no
66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? idk
67. Did you get it?idk

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
no
69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
idk
70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
no
71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
bless you
72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
nothing
73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
no
74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
never
75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
???
76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
diaper up
77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
shaggy he was so cool
78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
diapers
79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
idk
80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
idk
81. What was your nickname in high school?
itachi
82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
13 going on 30 when i was 13 i had to help raise my sister
83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
house in second grade
84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
how dumb they are for both
85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
18 years old
86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
text my dare daddy
87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
japan
88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
if you an ambulance takes longer they get more money
89. Do you think you are selfish?
no
90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
i dk
91. What is your favorite drink?
mt dew
92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
random food
93. What is the last book you read?
eclipce
94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
a whole hell of alot
95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
a light saber
96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
the life of a fucked up kid
97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
baby lovable caring
98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
n/a
99. What is your greatest weakness?
my bf
100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?0

[Fark]

1. What's your bday?
12/12/1990
2. How many children do you want to have?
Two or three
3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
Girls:Lilly, Katara. Boys:Rodney, Blake, Axel. Middle names: Kathleen, Mary, not sure on the boys middle name though
4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
Somewhere in my 20's
5. Any pets?
A dog
6. If yes, what kind?
A fox terrier
7. What is your dream vehicle?
I have two dream cars, old fashion beetle or an old fashion mine
8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
Japan, I would try there foods
9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
The eyes, shows their inner soul I reckon
10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
Books because I live reading, Tent I need a place to sleep, Knife because I may need to kill things, Blanket because I need to be warm, Lighter because I need to cook things
11. Describe your perfect date?
Anything that would surprise me
12. What is your darkest fantasy?
Sexually: being tied to a bed and being tease for hours and hours
13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
More outgoing, More happy, less lazyness lol
14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
Looks don't matter but they have to be outgoing, have a sense of humor, honest, loyal, kind and caring
15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
Not my cup of tea
16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
No and never will
17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
I'm not sure, I think not because it only involves one person
18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
No I wouldn't
19. If yes what animal?
Blank
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
Dog
21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
I would watch my bestfriend
22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
Split a million to different charities, split another million between my family, travel to Japan with all my friends and stay for a month, buy a old fashion mini and beelte
23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
To my childhood when I was 5 years old and just watch me get into trouble lol
24. Do you like chocolate?
Yeah I do
25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
I guess Microwsoft was there first name and when they made other things I guess they figured out another name for it, I don't know
26. What's your dream life?
An actor
27. What scares you the most and why?
China dolls, they just glare at yah and follow you where ever you go with their little wee eyes
28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
Trees, animals, people
29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
The eyes, its like looking into their soul
30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
Well it would make you uncomfortable with someone glaring at yah, but when you walk out there, its faster and easier then slowly reviling yourself
31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
I've seen man vs wild lol but no I haven't
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
Haven't seen it
33. If so, which ones?
None
34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
Physically: Stand up to my bullies, Emotionally: having to go through a 6.3 quake which was shallow and near our city
35. What are your two biggest regrets?
Sleeping with my bestfriends boyfriend, dumping an ex
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
Not reply to his txt and just go to sleep, It was something I needed to do, I didn't have feelings for him anymore and I hate hurting peoples feelings
37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
My mother
38. Who's the worst?
My brother but I mean every siblings get annoying from time to time, I still love him though, even if he is a pain in the ass
39. What are you most jealous of?
People in relationships
40. Are you OCD about anything?
No, I don't think so
41. What would you do if your best friend died?
Well I would be in a wreck, I wouldn't know how to live with out her, she's like a sister I never had
42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
It would be a lot of money spent if they did
43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
Picking my nose and eating it, I've done it ever since I can remember, I don't know how to stop, I know its ew but again, its a habit
44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
I don't know
45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
I would rather forget then suffer like that
46. What size is your bed?
Single
47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
I guess so it doesn't slip off lol
48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
Cheese
49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
World peace, I know its cheesy but its true
50. What is more important - lust or love?
I guess love is a strong thing and it can be your worst enemy and bit you in the ass, so I choose lust
51. Define marriage in a sentence.
Just means that there's a piece of paper with signatures on it proving that they are married
52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
Well we made up that saying or what ever, so I guess they have their ways of counting or how to get to sleep
53. Does size matter?
nope
54. Do you have any STDs?
nope
55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
Handjobs
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
Blowjobs
57. What’s your favorite position?
Not sure
58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
Well that gift has to be paid for
59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
If only lol
60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
In a bush lol
61. How often do you masturbate?
Three times a week
62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Well they are born with feathers so I guess their skin is adapted to it
63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
2 weeks or so
64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
Me videoing myself playing with my nipples
65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
yes I have, while masturbating
66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
I'm a bum lol
67. Did you get it?
No job
68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
Nope, I wouldn't have the guts
69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
People who use txt language in messages
70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
Nope but my family have on my mothers side have
71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
Bless you
72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
I would be me as I am now, I was a different person back then
73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
Only if my mother was out lol
74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
Don't have a car
75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
No car
76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
Dance
77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
The main guy from Clanned, (anime show) because he helps everyone fulfill their dreams
78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
Endless things, I can tell you that, I broke into two houses when I was eight and when into the cells lol
79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
People murdering animals, its wrong to take a life
80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
Smell can't move, you have to be there to smell it
81. What was your nickname in high school?
Pumpkin, I was fat and had red hair
82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
The Girl Who Became a Butterfly
83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
The earthquake
84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
I hate people that hate other people for no reason, I love people that care about the world and give anything to protect it
85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
When I was 12 and I when to Australia for ten days
86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
Check the time
87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
Japan
88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
The pizza you get is local and around your area and there is only one hospital in the middle of town
89. Do you think you are selfish?
I use to be selfish but I've changed, I think of others first
90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
Because to most people, they would either laugh or think its rude
91. What is your favorite drink?
Sprite
92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Endless shit lol
93. What is the last book you read?
Harry Potter
94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
God knows
95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
3DS
96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
Miss understood
97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
Shy, funny, random
98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
Never had a boss
99. What is your greatest weakness?
tickle fight lol
100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
God knows lol

[Dareholic]

1. What's your bday? 05/09

2. How many children do you want to have? None

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) N/A

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? Never

5. Any pets? Yes

6. If yes, what kind? I have a cat, dog, bird, fish, and a snake

7. What is your dream vehicle? A working one

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Cyprus, and lay along the Mediterranean

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? Eyes, they are the window into the sole

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? A deck of cards to keep me entertained, A note book to write down any thoughts I may have, a package of pens so will be able to write down my thoughts, an axe to make a shelter and cut firewood to keep me warm, and a cup.

11. Describe your perfect date? One that is alive

12. What is your darkest fantasy? Already happened to me, so no more dark fantasy

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? Nothing, I love thyself as is

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. Someone older and taller mostly

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? It is ok

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? Yes, but not my fav. thing to do

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? No, their life, their choice

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? Not really into it
19. If yes what animal?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? An Eagle

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? How ever I see fit

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? Would not, but then again, its not possible

24. Do you like chocolate? Yes

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? This is a stupid question.



26. What's your dream life? Living it

27. What scares you the most and why? Being in tight spaces. I had a half-sister who use to put a blanket over and then sit on me.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? I find it all beautiful

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? I like big butts, I love to squeeze them

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? They have other things to do

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? No
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
33. If so, which ones?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Learn to walk again after my car acceident that the doctors had to put a metal rod in my right leg.

35. What are your two biggest regrets? None, I live my life with no regrets.
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? I am who I am, by the choices I have made.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? I love all my family
38. Who's the worst?

39. What are you most jealous of? Nothing, jealousy is very unhealthy

40. Are you OCD about anything? Nothing I can recall

41. What would you do if your best friend died? Go to their funereal

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? Not my cup of tea.

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? Drinking soda.

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? Becky

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?

46. What size is your bed? Its just a twin, but I sleep on a Daybed.

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? Old superstition, so the dead will not rise up

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? To be happy tell the day I die

50. What is more important - lust or love?

51. Define marriage in a sentence. People or Peoples living together to creat a home for themselves

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? What?

53. Does size matter? As long as you know how to use it, it does not bother me what size you are.

54. Do you have any STDs? No, and I get checked regularly

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? Obeying orders.
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? I am not as flexable as some would like

57. What’s your favorite position? I am supposed to have a favorite?

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? It's just an oxymoron that we humans say

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) The B blow.

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? When I joined the Mile High Club

61. How often do you masturbate? When ordered to

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? stupid question!

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? A few days?

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? Who hasn't?

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? I would not be supprised there is some

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? House Boy
67. Did you get it? I am doing it right now.

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? Yes, why not

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? Stupid people and screaming kids.

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? No

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? What?

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? None, I am who I am because of what did happen to me

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? I don't sing

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? All the time, going slow PISSES ME OFF!!!!

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 95 miles per hour.

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? Sit down

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? Foxy Love off of Drawn Together. She has junk in her trunk.

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? Nothing, I could talk my way out of a paper bag

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? STUPID PEOPLE

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? Who care?

81. What was your nickname in high school? Brian

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? Here We Go Again!

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? My car wreak when I was 16

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? That it really isn't a race after all. Where is everyone running too anyway?

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? I was 4 and was to Seatle, Washington, USA

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Get out of bed

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? Cyprus, its so lovely there.

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? The ambulance comes from farther away.

89. Do you think you are selfish? No

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? Wait, people don't point to their crotch when asking, oops

91. What is your favorite drink? Vodka

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Something cold.

93. What is the last book you read? Crazy English

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? A billion

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? NO SUCH THING AS ALIENS!

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? The Tantalizing life of Brian

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? Easy going guy

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. A small old beast named Jasper.

99. What is your greatest weakness? I think I know all.

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? Trick question, the meaning of zero means there is nothing to begin with. Therefore, if you have nothing and you double nothing; you still have nothing.
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[Gigapixel]

1. What's your bday?

October 23rd

2. How many children do you want to have?

3-5

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)

I have no idea

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?

Eight years ago

5. Any pets?

Yes

6. If yes, what kind?

Dog and goldfish

7. What is your dream vehicle?

Aston Martin Vanquish (cue Bond music please)

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?

Australia: I'd do a road trip from Brisbane to Melbourne

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?

The eyes; windows to the soul

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?

1. Power plant
2. Air conditioning units
3. 3D Printer with lots of ink (lots and lots of ink)
4. My guns (with lots and lots of ammo)
5. Computer

11. Describe your perfect date?

One that doesn't go badly

12. What is your darkest fantasy?

Complicated

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?

1. Lose weight
2. Stop aging physically (or go a few years younger please)
3. Less of an...

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.

Tall but not too tall (around six feet but not less than 5'11''); muscular but not a body builder; blond and blue a plus but not that important; funny; acts manly (I'm gay cause I like men not because I like women); adventurous; considerate; nice but not a push-over; athletic but still a little nerdy; list goes on and on

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?

Ugh, gross. Not even gonna try it.

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?

No

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?

Only if one of the personalities would rather not

18. Would you ever involve yourself in bestiality?

Maybe as part of my unexplained darkest fantasy

19. If yes what animal?

Dog and anything else that would fit without extreme physical pain

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?

N/A

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?

The latter; my best friend would be extremely traumatized by the former (though the second would still traumatize him to a lesser degree)

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?

Pay off grad school debt

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?

"STOP!!! DON'T EAT THAT FRUIT!!!"

24. Do you like chocolate?

No

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?

Software designed for microcomputers as opposed to mainframes

26. What's your dream life?

Hard and difficult but I would have the strength to overcome and be a better person through it (it would also be cool like secret agent stuff)

27. What scares you the most and why?

Failing; not that "oops I made a mistake here let me fix it" failure but that "there is no way things can be put back together again."

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?

1. Mountains
2. Stars/Nebulae
3. Storms

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?

Eyes or peen... hard to choose

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?

It's creepy to watch someone undress

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?

Yes, but can't remember anything about it

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?

N/A

33. If so, which ones?

N/A

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?

Physically: My brother fell out of a tree and I caught his arm with one hand and curled him back up (think Christian Bale in Batman Begins);
Emotionally: Move across the country when I was fourteen; new friends, new school, new everything

35. What are your two biggest regrets?

1. As a freshman at a new school I was a bit lonely. I started hanging out with another loner kid. We became good friends but then he tried to get me to do something gay. I was pretty confused at the time so I said no pretty harshly. Nothing was the same after and we stopped hanging out a few months later. I still wonder what he's doing.

2. Can't really think of one

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?

Cautiously experiment with him

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?

Can't really say one is so much better than the rest

38. Who's the worst?

My mom; we never ever agree on anything

39. What are you most jealous of?

N/A

40. Are you OCD about anything?

My laptop; one friend wondered how I ever got any work done on it since all I seemed to do was organize folders

41. What would you do if your best friend died?

Cry, a lot

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?

Huh?

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?

Sleeping (is that really a habit? Dunno but I waste so much time doing it)

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?

My friend Sarah

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?

Amnesia (relationships through emails and phone calls just isn't the same; besides can't regret what I didn't know I had)

46. What size is your bed?

King

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?

Zombies

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?

Oral sex (cheese is so amazing!!!)

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?

Just one? Can I wish for unlimited wishes?

50. What is more important - lust or love?

Love but lust is so much easier

51. Define marriage in a sentence.

Male castration (metaphorically speaking)

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?

Sheep are so dumb they don't know they're not asleep

53. Does size matter?

Somewhat, but not the most important thing

54. Do you have any STDs?

No

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?

N/A

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?

Everything

57. What’s your favorite position?

N/A

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren't all gifts supposed to be free?

A gift with no strings attached

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)

No

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?

N/A

61. How often do you masturbate?

Six or seven times a week

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?

Are birds ticklish?

63. What’s the longest you've gone without masturbating?

One month

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?

No

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?

Yes

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?

Never applied for a weird job

67. Did you get it?

N/A

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?

Yes

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?

Not using your blinker (did you thing they just put it there because it looks nice?!)

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?

Yes

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?

Pretty sure I just got blown away

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?

Yes, instead of no

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?

No

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?

Better question: how have I never gotten a speeding ticket

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?

45 mph (only reason I remember is because I got pulled over and let go with a warning)

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?

Rob Fort Knox

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?

I wouldn't

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?

Fighting with my brothers

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?

Child abusers

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?

No

81. What was your nickname in high school?

Strawberry

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?

Don't know

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?

Nothing really major; a lot of minor things that worked together to change my life

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?

Love our ingenuity; hate our greed

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?

4 years old to Los Angeles

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?

Hit snooze on my alarm clock

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?

Australia

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?

I'd like to move to where ever you are

89. Do you think you are selfish?

Yes

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?

Patently obvious reason

91. What is your favorite drink?

Ice tea with lemonade

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?

Nothing

93. What is the last book you read?

A boring book for school

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?

Not enough

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?

So the deal is I get anything I want but I must then pick any position on their planet? Sounds like a one sided deal to me but if they insist I want all of their knowledge.

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?

I forbid books about me

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?

Shy, caring, apathetic

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.

Thankfully have never had a bad boss

99. What is your greatest weakness?

Procrastination

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?

Twice as cold is half as warm so let's divide by two. But first let's turn degrees to Kelvins. Zero degrees Celsius is 273.15 K and zero degrees Fahrenheit is 255.372 K. Take half of each and convert back and you get: -136.575 degrees Celsius and -229.8352 degrees Fahrenheit. So everyone is frozen but we Americans even more so. (I should get a prize for this.)

[Hunterman36]

1. What's your bday? - december 7 1993

2. How many children do you want to have? - 1

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) - James Donald

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? - Idk

5. Any pets? - yes

6. If yes, what kind? - 3 dogs

7. What is your dream vehicle? - Ferrari

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? - U.K see the history get drunk

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? - eyes, they tell you everything you need to know about a person

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? - Paper, writing utensils, four books, A hatchet, A tent. The stuff to write with and the books so I can work on writing a script for the four books. A hatchet and tent to make life easy.

11. Describe your perfect date? - Dinner, movie

12. What is your darkest fantasy? - Rape fantasy

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? - Weight, height, voice.

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. - Her Name is Maria she didn't like me.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? - I don't like it.

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? - nope

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? - nope

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beastiality? - nope
19. If yes what animal? - N/A
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? - No Idea

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? - Option two

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? - college

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? - Gettysburg Pennsylvania July 1, 1863 watch the battle happen

24. Do you like chocolate? - yep

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? - It's the size of the technology not the company



26. What's your dream life? - Living on a island in a Mansion by myself with plenty of supplies

27. What scares you the most and why? - Mythical beasts, I watch to many movies

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? - Antarctica's ice, Mountains, Caves

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? - Legs, they take me places

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? - So your not as embarrassed

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? - yes
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? - yes
33. If so, which ones? - I don't know a few of them

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? - physically probably stay awake for 96 hours. Emotionally go to my aunt and uncle's funeral

35. What are your two biggest regrets? - Not being there at my aunt and uncle's sides when they passed. Not trying harder in high school
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? - Be there, and take it more seriously.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? - My brother
38. Who's the worst? - my cousins

39. What are you most jealous of? - Success that comes easy to others

40. Are you OCD about anything? - a lot of little quirks and strange things.

41. What would you do if your best friend died? - Cry

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? - nope

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? - caring about everything

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? - I already did, I was getting used and abused

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? - isolation

46. What size is your bed? - twin extra long

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? - a irrational fear of zombies

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? - oral (Im from Wisconsin)

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? - The power to form and recreate matter

50. What is more important - lust or love? - love

51. Define marriage in a sentence. - Two people bound together with a hopeful future.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? - themselves

53. Does size matter? - yes

54. Do you have any STDs? - nope

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? - Romance
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? - lasting longer

57. What’s your favorite position? - missionary

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? - an oxymoron

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) - nope

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? - In a car in a parking lot

61. How often do you masturbate? - A few times a week

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?- People

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? - 12 years or if not that a few weeks

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? - nope

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? - yes

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? - McDonalds
67. Did you get it? - nope

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? - Yes

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? - talking during a movie

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? - nope

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? - Bless you

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? - Trying harder, a relationship

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? - sometimes

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? - most of the time

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? - 90 in a 65

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? - Hand signs

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? - No one

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? - Fighting with my brother

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? - Poop

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? - Yes,

81. What was your nickname in high school? - M&M

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? - Lost in translation

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? - Death of my aunt and uncle

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? - We destroy the planet and take no responsibility for it. It drives me insane.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? - 7 to Dineyworld

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? - Stretch

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? - U.K., or Ireland

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? - It is free if it is late ambulances are not

89. Do you think you are selfish? - no

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? - Thats a good question

91. What is your favorite drink? - Apple Juice normal, Whiskey alcoholic

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? - Milk, Yogurt, Cheese,

93. What is the last book you read? - Grapefruit, by yoko ono

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? - 13,000

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? - Technology, super powers

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? - Life of a nut named Mike

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? - Curious, Kind, Intelligent

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. - Made me work myself to exhaustion and than was an asshole.

99. What is your greatest weakness? - Can't say no

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? - 0