messy gameshow

[Buzzlightyear]

Originally Posted by Novagunger

The wheel is spun and it lands on human burrito. Buzz is brought out and forced to lay down in a giant tortia shell. The first item that the blue team dumps on him is refried beans making sure to get plenty on his his face and head before covering the rest of him. Next is a load of freshly diced onions which they pill around his head. Then comes some creamed corn at this point buzz can really feel the mess soaking through his red team uniform but it's not over yet cause then they add some salsa and rice. Then comes a big helping of extra sour cream mainly to the face but also to the rest of the body. Finally they finish him off with tub after tub of extra spicy guacamole and then roll him up in his shell to insure he is completely covered. He is left that way for 1 hr before being unrolled and forced to stand so the audience can see the end result. A number of flash bulbs pop as the crowd takes photos and laughs at his state it will take hours to get clean and some of that smell is likely going to stick with him for days. And he better hope none of those photos get posted to facebook.

I look up just in timr to see "human burrito". Well shit... I'm led to and told to lay down on a giant tortilla. Before I can ssy what for I've got refried beans up my nose. I try to clear them out but now everything smells like onions. The food keeps coming. I can feel it soak through my outfit, but I can no longer tell what's coming at me. They roll me up, and leave me for what seems like an eternity. After ten minutes or so, i start to burm everywhere. This is becoming very unpleasant. When I'm freed I feel very disoriented. I'm told to stand in an array of clicks and flashes for several minutes beforw being pushwd backstage and hosed down with some cold ass water. Im sent home shivering, soaked, stinking like a taco bell bathroom. It takes me over an hour to clean up, and I'm nit fully happy with the results. Oh well, I'm glad that's over. Now to check my facebook... ... WHAT THE FUCK?!?

[Buzzlightyear]

Also, ofc I'm back in again.
I like the new game with the personalized challenges a lot.
Maybe a speed test one where all players must pm you and when more than half from a team are received everyone else gets gunged?
Also... it's been a week, how do I get rid of that guacamole smell??!?

[LuckyMe27]

Originally Posted by Buzzlightyear

Also, ofc I'm back in again.
I like the new game with the personalized challenges a lot.
Maybe a speed test one where all players must pm you and when more than half from a team are received everyone else gets gunged?
Also... it's been a week, how do I get rid of that guacamole smell??!?

Just one issue with a speed test is that everyone is probably in different time zones!! I'm in the UK and I have noticed that some of the posts are like 2 or 3am UK time.

[Novagunger]

Originally Posted by LuckyMe27

Just one issue with a speed test is that everyone is probably in different time zones!! I'm in the UK and I have noticed that some of the posts are like 2 or 3am UK time.

Yeah I know that which is why I so far have stayed away from it but maybe for one game you well you never know.

[lop747]

I really enjoyed the games this week

I'm in again

[Novagunger]

OK bI be pack with the card game and teams later today. There is still time to join.

[ILoveMess]

Looking forward to my first go as captain can I captain the blue team if possible?

[Novagunger]

OK the red team is captain MakeMeMessy players lop747, dare4me, LuckyMe27, and wamgirl69. The blue team is captain ILoveMess and players Buzzlightyear, samk7675, Fghf, and sheogorath.

The first draw is a 2 for lop747 and a 6 for Buzzlightyear. The next draw is 8 for lop747 and a Jack for Buzzlightyear. Final draw is a queen for lop747 but its a King for Buzzlightyear. Buzzlightyear picks up two pies and sandwiches them to the sides of Lop747 head and then runs them all the way around front and back. That is 200 points for blue.

Next up is dare4me vs samk7675. The first draw is a 8 for dare4me and a 3 for samk7675. Next draw is a 2 for dare4me and a 4 for samk7675. The last draw is a Queen for Dare4me and a 10 for samk7675. Dare4me picks up a pie and then slams it into samk7675's face and rubs it up into his head. That is 100 for red.

Next up is LuckyMe27 vs Fghf. The first draw is a 5 for LuckyMe27 and a 9 for Fghf. The next one is a Queen for Luckyme and a 5 for Fghf. The last draw is a King for Luckme and a 6 for Fght. Luckyme picks up the pie and smears it all over Fghf's face and head. Another 100 points for red.

Last up is wamgirl69 vs sheogorath. First draw is a 2 for Wamgirl and a 8 for sheogorath. The next one is a 10 for wamgirl and a 7 for sheogorath. The last one is a Jack for Wamgirl and a 5 for sheogorath. Wamgirl drops the pie on top of his head and rubs it into his hair.

So with 300 points red wins the first game and gets the 500 point bonus for the win. With only 200 points blue loses and Ilovemess gets 1 pie of each red players choosing used how they want. have mercy on her if you guys choose.

Also check back tomorrow for a new game.

[sheogorath]

I feel excitement at the first draw of an 8 and grin hoping to win, only to get nervous and ultimately gasp at drawing a 5 for the final card. I squirm and scrunch up my shoulders alittle as the pretty girl across from me smirks mischeviously picking up the large gooey pie and slapping it on top of my head, scrunching my nose as she rubs it in and it slops down over my face and shoulders and gasp in embarrassment.

[Novagunger]

Today's game is a 4ace the first team to get all 4 players to respond gets 1000 points and a bucket of slime to use on each losing team player.

[lop747]

Checking in for my team come on guys! Let's get those points!

[Fghf]

Im also here for my team.

[Buzzlightyear]

Gooooooooo bluuuueeee!

[LuckyMe27]

I'm here for my team. Go reds!!

[ILoveMess]

Go blue lets draw this back!