"How to" lie - Page 5

tissue13 · 02-19-2008, 05:18 PM

The girls are....right behind you!!!!!!!!!

are you a girl? (lol-funny question)

Davros · 02-19-2008, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tissue13

are you a girl? (lol-funny question)

Yes.

What's a mobile phone?

tissue13 · 02-19-2008, 05:22 PM

a phone that explodes when you tell it about your trip to Germany with you second cousin twice removed-duh

Why do dogs eat?

AverageDaniel · 02-19-2008, 05:24 PM

To keep them from taking over the world!

Why is Arrested Development such a great show?

Davros · 02-19-2008, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LittleDaniel

Why is Arrested Development such a great show?

It isn't.

Why is EARTH called EARTH?

Ignore tissue below, I beat him to it.

tissue13 · 02-19-2008, 05:25 PM

Because newslave wasnt in it lol

how do they make chocolate?

Ciandon · 02-19-2008, 05:26 PM

Two words: My dog.

Why is the monkey my neighbor has orange?

tissue13 · 02-19-2008, 05:27 PM

Cause the girrafe was red duh!

why arent i a billionare?

Davros · 02-19-2008, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tissue13

why arent i a billionare?

Because you're gay.

MAKE CREATIVE ANSWERS GUYS! LET'S MAKE THIS MORE INTERESTING!

Why is Grandma wrinkly?

tissue13 · 02-19-2008, 05:30 PM

cause the pasta was undercooked!

how many feathers does a hippo have?

AverageDaniel · 02-19-2008, 05:30 PM

Three large rainbow colored ones.

Who are you? Who, who? Who, who?

tissue13 · 02-19-2008, 05:33 PM

I am queen Shunatobiastemphiaterelumopete, the second.

who is your third cousin's first mothers dads brother in laws naeighbor?

Ciandon · 02-19-2008, 05:39 PM

Interesting question. By relation of association, I am related to Adolf Hitler, because my third cousin's first mother's dad's brother-in-law's neighbor was Eva Brown, to whom Hitler gave a million-dollar D-Day as a Bar Mitzvah present on a state visit. This remained hidden until the plans for a Russian secret weapon were found partially tatooed on a World Cup referee's ellbow.
But I digress.
(Happy, NewSlave?)
Why do grades matter, huh?

AverageDaniel · 02-19-2008, 05:49 PM

Because, without them, the world would be overrun by giant termites that will eat through the center of the earth.

What corner of the sky are you and your plane hiding in?

Ciandon · 02-19-2008, 05:54 PM

I hide in no corner of the sky
I fly in the center, proud and high.
In fact, it made it worse not having a plane,
I may end this verse in very much pain,
As I think I have gone insane.

Why did I just answer in verse?

02-19-2008, 05:26 PM	#67
Ciandon Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 169 Blog Entries: 3	Two words: My dog. Why is the monkey my neighbor has orange? __________________ I used to be here a lot when I was younger. Now I'm here less so, but I've missed the community.

02-19-2008, 05:39 PM	#73
Ciandon Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 169 Blog Entries: 3	Interesting question. By relation of association, I am related to Adolf Hitler, because my third cousin's first mother's dad's brother-in-law's neighbor was Eva Brown, to whom Hitler gave a million-dollar D-Day as a Bar Mitzvah present on a state visit. This remained hidden until the plans for a Russian secret weapon were found partially tatooed on a World Cup referee's ellbow. But I digress. (Happy, NewSlave?) Why do grades matter, huh? __________________ I used to be here a lot when I was younger. Now I'm here less so, but I've missed the community. Last edited by Ciandon; 02-19-2008 at 05:41 PM.

02-19-2008, 05:54 PM	#75
Ciandon Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 169 Blog Entries: 3	I hide in no corner of the sky I fly in the center, proud and high. In fact, it made it worse not having a plane, I may end this verse in very much pain, As I think I have gone insane. Why did I just answer in verse? __________________ I used to be here a lot when I was younger. Now I'm here less so, but I've missed the community.

02-19-2008, 05:18 PM	#61
tissue13 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: cali Posts: 233	The girls are....right behind you!!!!!!!!! are you a girl? (lol-funny question)

02-19-2008, 05:22 PM	#63
tissue13 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: cali Posts: 233	a phone that explodes when you tell it about your trip to Germany with you second cousin twice removed-duh Why do dogs eat?

02-19-2008, 05:24 PM	#64
AverageDaniel getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: USA Posts: 392 Blog Entries: 3	To keep them from taking over the world! Why is Arrested Development such a great show?

02-19-2008, 05:25 PM	#66
tissue13 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: cali Posts: 233	Because newslave wasnt in it lol how do they make chocolate?

02-19-2008, 05:27 PM	#68
tissue13 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: cali Posts: 233	Cause the girrafe was red duh! why arent i a billionare?

02-19-2008, 05:30 PM	#70
tissue13 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: cali Posts: 233	cause the pasta was undercooked! how many feathers does a hippo have?

02-19-2008, 05:33 PM	#72
tissue13 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: cali Posts: 233	I am queen Shunatobiastemphiaterelumopete, the second. who is your third cousin's first mothers dads brother in laws naeighbor?

02-19-2008, 05:49 PM	#74
AverageDaniel getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: USA Posts: 392 Blog Entries: 3	Because, without them, the world would be overrun by giant termites that will eat through the center of the earth. What corner of the sky are you and your plane hiding in?