06-25-2012, 05:14 PM | #646 |
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Well I was told to tell a joke, so instead of Pm-ing back and forward here is the joke:
A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. "Where the hell have you been all night?" she demands. "At this new bar," he says. "The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden. It's got huge golden doors, a golden floor and even the urinal's gold!" The wife still doesn't believe his story, and the next day checks the phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon. She calls up the place to check her husband's story. "Is this the Golden Saloon?" she asks when the bartender answers the phone. "Yes it is," bartender answers. "Do you have huge golden doors?" "Sure do." "Do you have golden floors?" "Most certainly do." "What about golden urinals?" There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling, "Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that pissed in your saxophone last night!" Hopefully this gets at least 5 chuckles...
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06-25-2012, 05:20 PM | #647 |
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As you are bored, you may take part in some "professional development" by way of a 2 mile jog with icyhot on your pussy and wearing your minimal clothing (short skirt, bra, t-shirt and your training shoes.) You are to report back on your development.
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06-25-2012, 08:58 PM | #648 |
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I join as a servant, my job will be to be an anal whore (emphasis on enemas), pain slut, and edging/denial slut.
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06-25-2012, 09:02 PM | #649 |
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I join as a slave, do with me as you please
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06-26-2012, 01:47 AM | #650 | |
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Thank you, my Queen. I had to go to the toilet 5 times and slapped my 6 and a half inch cock 3 times hard every time.
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06-27-2012, 02:52 PM | #651 |
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I join as a servant - human toilet, diaper slave, cum whore
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06-27-2012, 03:41 PM | #652 | |
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06-27-2012, 09:48 PM | #653 |
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My great sorrows for not being as dedicated of a slave master as i would hope to be. Due to my lack of extra time, any one may pm me to audition for the role of assistant to the assistant trainer. this person will have to be very physically fit, and also will need to be dedicated enough to do ALL the exercises they assign to the slaves, as i do.
Sincerely, Orangegongman
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06-28-2012, 10:11 PM | #654 |
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For the next 2 weeks, every day, all slaves must do at least 25 situps, 25 crunches, 25 pushups, and run at least a half mile at some time during the day.
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Check this out if you want funny clean dares from my childhood: www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=108626 I hold my allegiance to the king groen and those who serve him. My jobs in my kingdom are veteran warrior and performer, and my lord is the mighty warrior and trainer of warriors Conall, whom I serve under as assistant exercise trainer and personal guard. limits: scat, public, gay |
06-29-2012, 04:48 AM | #655 |
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Probably won't have much time to do this but w.e.
I'll join as a slave, do with me as you please. |
06-29-2012, 05:10 AM | #656 |
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I will be a slave, do with me as you please.
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06-29-2012, 12:49 PM | #657 |
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Slaves seem to be a bit too jolly at the moment for my liking, so for 24 hours they will line all their underwear (including bra for females) with coarse grit sandpaper to reflect the comfort of clothes of the period.
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06-29-2012, 01:06 PM | #658 |
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I am joining as as king, new to the kingdom. But one who understands the people, and will on occasion do a dare or so myself.
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06-29-2012, 01:14 PM | #659 |
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I'll claim you as my slave then. You can take dares from others, yes... But I will have dares specified for you. Your first job... For the month of July, you are to wear only white briefs. And whenever you enter the public... Wear a 'wedgie me' sign. You can send the pictures to me in my pm box.
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06-29-2012, 01:19 PM | #660 | |
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