✖✖ Funny Chat Quotes ✖

[SlutPuppy]

01:54:28] Leopard: I JUST WANT TO SAY
[01:54:32] Leopard: LILANGEL IS MY HEROIN


[02:01:40] muffinfairy: leo is the bestest, funniest and downright most perfect man that i have ever met

[BettyBoop]

[00:48:34] sweetsong: How long your penis is = how big of a liar you are?
[00:48:49] Stix: *is very honest*

[03:08:48] nameloc312: whats up leopard
[03:09:12] Sharp Nacelle: a buttplug from what i hear

[Embii]

[19:44:20] Leopard: I love dick n dick
[19:44:23] Leopard: Wait, no I dont

[Leopard]

[18:38:16] muffinfairy: ‹@Leopard› you coulf whisper your favourite quote of the day/week into Angel's box
[18:38:32] Leopard: ‹@muffinfairy› It's too tight :/
[18:38:50] LilAngel: I loosened it already!
[18:39:55] muffinfairy: ‹@Leopard› maybe i could just get Angel to loosen up a bit more than you could
[18:40:08] Leopard: ‹@muffinfairy› You have smaller fingers

[18:42:49] SlutPuppy: My fingers used to be called chubby
[18:43:13] muffinfairy: until you found somewhere to exercise them

[18:43:30] Pyro: My hands are almost six inches wide at the knuckles. Anyone fancy a fisting?

[SlutPuppy]

00:02:08] Stellz: Angel is dying
[00:02:14] Stellz: She's dead now.

[Leopard]

Originally Posted by SlutPuppy

00:02:08] Stellz: Angel is dying
[00:02:14] Stellz: She's dead now.

[19:02:24] SlutPuppy: Tell her
[19:02:26] SlutPuppy: If she doesn't live
[19:02:34] SlutPuppy: Im going to rape her up the ass with a studded vibrator

[SlutPuppy]

Originally Posted by Leopard

[19:02:24] SlutPuppy: Tell her
[19:02:26] SlutPuppy: If she doesn't live
[19:02:34] SlutPuppy: Im going to rape her up the ass with a studded vibrator

[00:02:58] Pyro: ‹@SlutPuppy› You're going to do that anyway.

[00:04:14] SlutPuppy: ‹@Pyro› Shhh

[SlutPuppy]

[22:49:53] SlutPuppy: CLEAVAGE, CHECK THERE
[22:49:57] SlutPuppy:
[22:50:03] Leopard: She doesn't--
[22:50:13] lilysmaster: I hide things there all the time
[22:50:25] LilAngel: Nope. Not there

[Leopard]

[18:50:19] LilAngel: hey fuffin. If I pull on your nose ring, will your nose grow?
[18:51:20] muffinfairy: ‹@LilAngel› if i pull your labia does that mean your balls have got bigger?
[18:52:22] LilAngel: ‹@muffinfairy› but my balls are very big already! your nose is teeny

[Leopard]

[19:16:35] LilAngel: <--- I'm the person you go to when you need cock.
[19:16:46] LilAngel: If you want pussy, go to Leopard. Got it?
[19:17:13] The Natural: That's slightly morally wrong.... xD
[19:17:16] Stellz: I thought Leo was a tranny.
[19:17:22] Stellz: At least he was last night.

[Embii]

[08:41:59] Leopard: I smell like girl sweat too

[08:47:07] Aivey: +goes to adjust her pants :P+
[08:47:15] Aivey: his*
[08:47:29] SlutPuppy: you have a penis, aivey
[08:47:31] SlutPuppy: since when
[08:48:09] Aivey: since... i was born? o.o

[09:05:01] Aivey: Im going to go :P
[09:05:08] Aivey: byebyessss :3
[09:05:22] Aivey: +leaps out of the room and falls flat on her face at the entrance+

[09:22:54] Leopard: Fuffin needs more anal in her life
[09:23:24] SlutPuppy: -gives fuffin aaal-
[09:23:41] The Natural: I dont think she's here anymore. XD
[09:23:55] SlutPuppy: oh -goes away again-

[09:24:41] Leopard: I scare girls away a lot

[Leopard]

[2011-01-19 22:33:28] SlutPuppy: i want to cum multiple times everyday >< and will do anything to cum
[2011-01-19 22:34:51] SlutPuppy: ><; should i be allowed to cum tomorrow, please?



[2011-01-19 22:53:07] SlutPuppy: HOLY SHIT
[2011-01-19 22:53:19] SlutPuppy: TODAYS MY ANNIVERSARY
[2011-01-19 22:53:23] SlutPuppy: ON GD
[2011-01-19 22:53:32] Leopard: Happy Anniversary
[2011-01-19 22:53:44] SlutPuppy: xD I've been here one whole year!
[2011-01-19 22:53:46] trust-no-1: Happy anniversary
[2011-01-19 22:53:53] SlutPuppy: thank you
[2011-01-19 22:53:58] lilysmaster: Happy anniversary
[2011-01-19 22:54:21] Leopard: And no you can't cum
[2011-01-19 22:54:27] SlutPuppy: ......
[2011-01-19 22:54:51] SlutPuppy: FUCK YOU LEO
[2011-01-19 22:55:31] SlutPuppy: FUCK YOU TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL AND BEYOND
[2011-01-19 22:55:50] Leopard: what'd I do?
[2011-01-19 22:56:02] Leopard: Wait, was that actually binding?
[2011-01-19 22:56:05] Leopard: woops
[2011-01-19 22:56:15] SlutPuppy: FUCKKKYOUUUUUUUUUUUU

I should note that I didn't really think she'd seriously been asking, and just said it as an offhand joke :P

[trust-no-1]

[14:00:26] Leopard: www.getdare.com/bbs/showt...#post390360
[14:00:27] Leopard: >.>
[14:00:33] Leopard: puppy already hates me, sooo
[14:00:33] lilysmaster: Hi there
[14:00:40] SlutPuppy: .................................
[14:00:40] Leopard: *DUCK FOR COVER, LITTLE LEPPY
[14:00:43] SlutPuppy: I'm going to kill you.
[14:00:50] SlutPuppy: So hard
[14:00:53] SlutPuppy: And so many times
[14:00:57] trust-no-1: haha, nice one leo
[14:01:01] Leopard:
[14:01:06] SlutPuppy: With multiple instruments of torture and pain.
[14:01:14] SlutPuppy: And then I'll revive you and do it again.
[14:01:16] SlutPuppy: Over, and over
[14:01:17] SlutPuppy: =_=
[14:01:18] lilysmaster: happy, happy, sad
[14:01:32] trust-no-1: ouch, sounds like a fun way to die
[14:01:37] trust-no-1: have fun leo
[14:01:42] trust-no-1:
[14:02:01] SlutPuppy:

[Leopard]

[23:09:26] SlutPuppy: my mom was watching Oprah in Australia thingie
[23:09:36] SlutPuppy: ... And all I could think was "auscie auscie auscie"
[23:09:59] SlutPuppy: Actually, I wanna see her thing on the Croc hunter
[23:10:20] Leopard: I wanna see the croc hunter put Oprah in a bit gag and ride her
[23:10:41] SlutPuppy: ....... that's like, necrophilia leo
[23:10:55] Leopard: not if the dead one is in charge
[23:11:00] Leopard: then it's just zombie rape
[23:11:02] Leopard: bondage
[23:11:04] SlutPuppy: o.o
[23:11:06] SlutPuppy: but..
[23:11:09] SlutPuppy: what
[23:11:10] SlutPuppy: how
[23:11:15] SlutPuppy: -mind blown-
[23:11:19] Leopard: Dude, would you fuck with an undead croc hunter?
[23:11:35] SlutPuppy: Probably?
[23:11:38] Leopard: That mofo be raping any tv show host he wants
[23:12:37] SlutPuppy: I'd rather fuck an undead one than a dead one
[23:12:39] SlutPuppy: but that's just me.

[SlutPuppy]

[04:10:20] Leopard: I wanna see the croc hunter put Oprah in a bit gag and ride her

[04:11:19] Leopard: Dude, would you fuck with an undead croc hunter?
[04:11:35] SlutPuppy: Probably?
[04:11:38] Leopard: That mofo be raping any tv show host he wants