Bunny's D&D Inspired ADD Thread

[Pariahterror]

Name: Clubber MCPuppy
Class: Barbarian
HP (Hitpoints): 30
AC (Armor class): 12

"Aaah, another wizard, I hope you're friendly. Thi one is quite evil. You're welcome to help up take this monster down. But watch out, he can have some nasty tricks"

I then turn back towards the wizard because I lost sight of the ninje bunny I was hitting. Now he is distracted by the fighter I take my chance to hit hime from behind. "AWHOOO"

SPANKS BUNNY'S ASS

[CSasha]

'Finally, reinforcement! ', Cassy thought, putting up a grin: "Come on in, lad. There's plenty of meat to beat."

[Kiny sarah]

“Yay another member to join our party. This is going to make this even more fun”
I say completely bottomless

I cast barkskin on Cassandra
“Think of this as thanks for healing me <3”

[Vivlio]

"You'll hit him harder i¿ you go ¿or the nipps!"

TEACH PAIN

[Fieldofbunnys]

Bunny is frustrated because he forgot to give the ninja bunnies magical steroids ahead of time.
Bunny gasps at Sarah slutshot's outrageous claims, "You dare challenge Bunny to make your butt the colour of red!?" Bunny's hands start to glow red.
Bunny does his best to cope with the pain as he charges his attack.

Kisune (Kickass) Karnon deals a ton of damage to Bunny, dealing 23 ball busts, and 4 rubber band snaps! It didn't help that Kisune rolled a critical with two 6's (you can thank Siri for that one -3-).

Clubber MCPuppy twists those ninja nipples super hard, and they run away in pain. This adds 20 minutes of nipple clamps do to your rage ;_;

After more successful taunting from Sarah slutshot, Bunny gets real mad.
Bunny finally charges up his attack, "Bunny will show you the colour of red, Ranger!! "
Nothing happens for a few seconds...
Little do you know, Bunny has summoned 13 magical invisible ghost hands to spank you so hard you'll wish you never had an ass to begin with.
The ghost hands are quick and spank Sarah slutshot's ass 13 times per half a second. Soon her ass is glowing the brightest red anyone has ever seen.
She gets hit with all of Bunny's attacks this round. 5d8+8. Not a single attack missed (:
Sarah slutshot takes 24 damage and permanently has a sore bum.

Clubby MCPuppy rolled a 2 and missed Bunny's ass.

"While we are on the topic of spanking (:<"

BUNNY LENDS A HAND: The 13 ghost hands deal 2 damage to anyone that posts in this thread by spanking them in the ass.
This lasts until there have been 13 posts after this one.


The DM says, "Bunny is not an adventurer, therefore he cannot steal any keywords that involve the poster below.
If Bunny for some reason is that poster below, it will go to the next poster instead.

Also, Kiny sarah... are you sure you wanna cast BARKSKIN on someone who already has 20 AC? "

[Pariahterror]

Name: Clubber MCPuppy
Class: Barbarian
HP (Hitpoints): 28
AC (Armor class): 12

Now the evil Magic bunny wizard is distracted by the taunt, MCPuppy runs after the wizard and right when he stands still, I attempt for another wedgie, trying to make you easier to hit again by lifting you off the ground.

While running after the wizard, Clubber gets spanked himself for 2 damage. But that is nothing in comparison of what the wizard will be getting.

"It was a wrong choice to not focus on me Wroef."

GIVES BUNNY A WEDGIE

[Kiny sarah]

Recoiling from each hit I am stunned and can’t escape each spank and when the thirteenth hit lands I fall to my knees with only 4 HP left and a sore ass.
I stand up my ass bright red I look around at the other party members And rush to clubber. “ ow look at my ass. Look what he did to me. I don’t have much left in me and I’m sure if I take one more hit I’m done for”

[Kisune Karnon]

Spoiler:

Name: Kisune (Kickass) Karnon (Is literally an RP name I use)
Class: Fighter
HP (Hitpoints): 28 [30 MAX]
AC (Armor class): 12

The taunting seemed to be paying off as the bunny's focus was on Sarah. Although his hits were landing, the bunny wasn't seeming too phased by it. Just what was he made of? Suddenly, the bunny's paws turned red and Kisune jumped back. Then, nothing. It seemed as if nothing happened at all. Some weird things were happening with this bunny and he didn't like it.

Just then, slapping sounds could be heard and Sarah's ass went from a sexy white to a sexy red color. It was nearly instantaneous. Obviously the bunny caused the pain and he was not just gonna stand and watch it happen. Kisune went back onto the assault, attempting to slash at the bunny's limbs. While he went for his attack, the barbarian went for his own, holding the bunny up for him.

"You'll pay for your indiscretion ya rabbit. Taste the metal of my blades and die peacefully before I make you squirm around begging for forgiveness," Kisune called out as he began his attack. "Keep a good grip on him Clubber. We don't need him escaping because you're too weak to hold 'im," he said.

Kisune Karnon uses BONUS ATTACK: For your next two posts, you may use two keywords instead of one. This does not stack.

[CSasha]

Cassy wasn't expecting so much to do for a cleric. Couldn't the others watch their asses? That's what she thought when suddenly exhaled, due to the first spank from a ghost hand. Where did that came from? 'Hey', she shouted, half annoyed, half teased for more.

Nevertheless, Cassy braced herself and starting running around again. These pussies in their party needed her help.

HEAL WOUNDS: Sarah Slutshot and Clubber McPuppy

Name: Cassy Swordswallow
Class: Cleric
HP (Hitpoints): 28
AC (Armor class): 20

[Kiny sarah]

HP:14

“Thanks cassy my ass is doing a lot better thanks to you and the redness and pain should die down soon.
Now then to get focused on this rabbit shit and get serious.”

I drink a potion of healing with some of the liquid dripping down onto my white tshirt

[Vivlio]

Name Doyle Wiggings
Class Pain Wizard
HP 28
AC 12

Doyle knew what the evil bunny was doing. He didn't care, he'll take the pain and give it back so much stronger. He could sense the gosts coming as he was casting his spell.

SPANKS BUNNY'S ASS (+3 dmg)

[CSasha]

"Hold still, Sarah. We are not done yet. Relax. Breath. Do you feel the pleasure? Ouchi."

HEAL WOUNDS: Sarah Slutshot and Kisune Karnon

Name: Cassy Swordswallow
Class: Cleric
HP (Hitpoints): 26
AC (Armor class): 20

[Kisune Karnon]

Spoiler:

Name: Kisune (Kickass) Karnon (Is literally an RP name I use)
Class: Fighter
HP (Hitpoints): 30
AC (Armor class): 12

BONUS ATTACK: For your next two posts, you may use two keywords instead of one. This does not stack. (Post 1/2)

OOC: Totally forgot to include the new guy appearing, I'll just chalk it up to my character being entranced in the fighting. Sorry Vivlio!

He heard footsteps behind him, running all around. It must have been the cleric trying to fix up the others. Kisune only shook his head as they couldn't handle a true fight.He was feeling just fine, though there was an odd nagging feeling that started to bug him. He wasn't sure what it was, but it wasn't bothering him too much. Why was he starting to get itchy on his ass? Hmm, it would have to wait to be scratched.

"Good job Lassie. Keep up the weaklings health. I'll take the work load!" he called out as he continue attacking, "Keep your distance Ranger. You're only going to hurt yourself more if you're in tha line of fire."

Kisune Karnon KICKS BUNNY IN THE NUTS and SHOOTS BUNNY'S FEET.

[Pariahterror]

Name: Clubber MCPuppy
Class: Barbarian
HP (Hitpoints): 28
AC (Armor class): 12

Thank you Cassie Awhooooh, now let me get back to some pain.

Since I attacked last time while doing a wedgie, and went for below after. A surprise would be better. MCPuppy goes for the nipples and tries to stretch them a lot.

This is a really tough wizard indeed.

PINCHES BUNNY'S NIPPLES

[Kiny sarah]

Finishing the potion I lay down on the cold, hard floor of the dungeon and take aim with my bow and take a shot at bunny’s feet

Letting off the shot I role over and let out a little moan forgetting about my ass