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Old 11-22-2009, 05:54 AM   #31
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A non-Who joke now... well, it's not a joke. But you should do this the next time someone starts a knock knock joke

Person A: Knock knock!
Person B: Come in!
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Old 11-22-2009, 06:26 AM   #32
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Default Why do daleks eat apples?

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Regarding the above... oh dear, oh dear
Yes I know, they are terrible.

But, I have no shame so...


Question. Why do daleks eat apples?

Answer.
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because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
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Old 11-22-2009, 06:48 AM   #33
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Question. Why do daleks eat apples?

Answer.
Spoiler:
because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
A similar take on that joke was actually in the show once...

Fifth Doctor: An apple a day keeps the... eh, oh, never mind.

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Old 11-28-2009, 03:42 PM   #34
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One I thought of literally seconds ago...

How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poke her face
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