Gifts for Blue

[Bdsub]

Originally Posted by AnalAddict

Wait, do you mean the 250 edges? Because you clearly didn't get your FILL in your thread.

Technically we agreed to negotiate in a couple weeks so I can see how the next 2000 edges go . Regardless, worth it!

[AnalAddict]

HITting another post before my superpower vanishes. DeSPITe my best efforts, I keep losing these powers.

[InstantInferno]

Gotta give poor Blue some reSPITe, I guess.

[Bdsub]

*shudders at the thought of the hits that come with Addi super powers. *
(Inner thighs)

[AnalAddict]

You may need to HIT some DEEP practice before negotiating with edge, Bd.

[InstantInferno]

Alas, most of us lack Blue's or your DEEP talents in this key area.

[Bdsub]

Originally Posted by AnalAddict

You may need to HIT some DEEP practice before negotiating with edge, Bd.

Wait!....no, you are right, I am likely screwed....

[AnalAddict]

Originally Posted by InstantInferno

Alas, most of us lack Blue's DEEP talents in this key area.

I'm sure you can HIT blue up for some tips and tricks.

Oh, don't SPIT out your water again, Bd. You still have pleeenty of time to practice.

[InstantInferno]

Given how previous attempts have gone, I'm not sure Bd's ass can take the HIT.

[AnalAddict]

Originally Posted by InstantInferno

Given how previous attempts have gone, I'm not sure Bd's ass can take the HIT.

Especially after the impactful task he got HIT with today. And the next one he got from me...

EDIT to add another morning rule for blue:

I can't make you suffer no-touch without entertainment, of course. While on your half hour no-touch between your one edge and breakfast, read at least one task report here on gD. Your choice, though it should be written by one of the people who've posted in this thread.

[InstantInferno]

Well, there goes post 400. Should Blue feel FREE to squirm?

Also, I see what you did there. Going to turn a blind eye since it thankfully didn't cause me to double-post.

[Bdsub]

Originally Posted by AnalAddict

Especially after the impactful task he got HIT with today. And the next one he got from me...

After today I may need to space hits to the inner thighs out....

[bluedieblub]

How about this:

If you post directly after Lightze, you get to add two keywords. However, you have to be:
1) On all fours while you are typing your post.
2) Make at least 3 cat noises in every post, and make these same sounds out loud.

Your power will last for another 150 posts after you have agreed to a deal.




And inferno? What happened there?

[AnalAddict]

Originally Posted by bluedieblub

How about this:

If you post directly after Lightze, you get to add two keywords. However, you have to be:
1) On all fours while you are typing your post.
2) Make at least 3 cat noises in every post, and make these same sounds out loud.

Your power will last for another 150 posts after you have agreed to a deal.




And inferno? What happened there?

DEEP, deafening silence. The sound of a bus in the distance...

[bluedieblub]

That rule while brighten my breakfast at least. Being forced to read a task is definitely going to be the right kind of fun