The corrupted wish game.

[Reixonac]

Granted. You spend the rest of eternity trapped in a creepy version of ground hog day.

I wish I had enough money for some good food.

[sockless74]

Granted, but the food is not what you consider good, but what the people of the Philippines consider good and that is something called Balut, which is basically a duck embryo you eat right out of the egg.

I wish I could earn money staying home playing video games and messing around on the interent.

[BlitzMundane]

Granted, but this sort of lazy inactivity is not beneficial to your country, or its economy; so much so, that the economy plummets into a downwarc spiral much worse than the one we're in right now (as unbelievable as that is).

[Slap Jack]

Originally Posted by BlitzMundane

Granted, but this sort of lazy inactivity is not beneficial to your country, or its economy; so much so, that the economy plummets into a downwarc spiral much worse than the one we're in right now (as unbelievable as that is).

You forgot to wish

[sockless74]

Granted, but do to the previous two posts which lacked wishes this thread died, then the lounge games died and then all of getdare died.

So I am here to save us all.

I wish for a giant chocolate meatball to start orbiting Earth.

[moxie]

Your wish is granted, but it causes severe disruptions to the weather.

I wish I had a naked girl.

[sockless74]

Granted, but she weights 800 lbs and you get your head stuck in one of her fat rolls and sufocate.

I wish I could become a cartoon character any time I wanted to.

[moxie]

Your wish is granted, but you are unable to become a non-cartoon character again.

I wish I had tripe.

[charli]

Wish granted. But the tripe will always taste like the most horrible tasting food you have ever tasted, and its all you will be able to eat for the rest of your life.

I wish I could change back and forth from male to female anytime I wanted always controling the time and place and frequency of my transformation with no reprocussions whatsoever.

[sockless74]

Granted, but your female self has tons of body hair that you must shave every time you transform, she weights 500 lbs, smells like rotten spam and is unable to have orgasms.

I wish I could keep dumb songs from getting stuck in my head.

[moxie]

Your wish is granted, but you become deaf and cannot hear any songs.

I wish I had a fireplace.

[sockless74]

Granted, but the fireplace is made out of paper mache.

I wish I could travel though my computer to places I can see in photos.

[moxie]

Your wish is granted but then you look at a photo of a nuclear blast and you are transmitted to it and instantly incinerated.

I wish I had a free lunch.

[sockless74]

Granted, but it is at a homeless shelter because you live in the ally next to it.

I wish I had a flying car.

[moxie]

Your wish is granted, but you are killed in a fatal crash.

I wish for a clean car.