How Does the Urban Dictionary Define You? - Page 2

Sublime · 08-22-2010, 10:19 AM

My first name... I wont tell you what it is... but this is the definition...

"ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed."

artig · 08-22-2010, 11:22 AM

Jonas is a Latin common but well-known name. He's nice, attractive, intelligent, thoughtful, gorgeous, friendly and has a good sense of humor. Even though he doesn't think so, he's a strong personality and can deal with problems.

BettyBoop · 08-22-2010, 11:48 AM

Just a tip for those posting definitions but not names, if someone really wanted to find your name they could from the definition you posted. Just so you know.

Sublime · 08-22-2010, 11:52 AM

I know Betty, if they wish to find it they can. I just don't want to post it here too.

zabuza · 08-22-2010, 12:35 PM

a peson who uses the service of a prostute

GetdareTEO · 08-22-2010, 01:06 PM

A certain girl who teaches children on the wonders of apple sex. She lives off of random things and loves Danis very much. Her day usually consists of teaching followed by going to rainbow lezzy land and skipping with bunnies

VanderJackTruHeart · 08-22-2010, 01:35 PM

RON:

1: Strong, Protector, Lover, Fighter, Warrior. Stay on their good side! If you’re a man he can be your best friend or your worst nightmare. If you’re a woman, wrap your arms and legs around him and hold on tight! If he is ambivalent towards you, embrace the fact that you are probably a loser

2: Ron is powerful, charming, witty, honest, and caring. Being family oriented, forward, clean, respectful and hard working are some of the best things about a Ron. A Ron is protective of their loved ones, outgoing, resilient, and a good father. Ron’s make great friends cause they will tell you the truth whether you want it or not. Don’t betray a Ron, you will regret it.

I was rather suprised it describes me perfectly.

LilAngel · 08-22-2010, 01:41 PM

EVERYONE READ DEFINITION THREE.

Sindy:

Definition 1:It takes a second to fall in love with someone, takes 3 seconds to say I love you, takes a minute to kiss someone, takes a year to know someone, but it takes a life time to forgot someone. It took me a week to know your name, a month to know your beautiful mind, a season to understand your words, a year to feel your heart. And it's taken me sevens years to know, I love you, not for one day, but for a lifetime.

Definition 2: Your ideal person. Funny, caring, generous and loving mixed with adventure, sexiness and fun loving. Always smiling and always with the right positive outlook on life. A Sindy always has advice ready and a mix of wit capable of lightening any mood. A person you would want as a friend and who wouldn't let you down. Beautiful outside and in.

Definition 3: enough of a tart to rival hooker barbie

LilAngel

1. lilangel
buy lilangel mugs, tshirts and magnets
A device used to check that males balls (testicles) have dropped and are ready for use.
a lilangel states that they look well hung.

a lilangel has checked your balls for dropage i am sorry come back in a year or two they havent dropped yet.

LOOOOL!!!!

softeyes · 08-22-2010, 02:30 PM

1. soft eyes

The ability to see the whole thing. If you have hard eyes, you're just staring at the tree and missing the forest.

"You know what you need at a crime scene? Soft eyes."
- Detective Bunk, from The Wire.

1. Kris

an irrestistable boy who is the best at all sports and gets all the girls and is the best party boyer

(kris)= i just had sex four times in the past 20 hours
(another hot girl) = you're such a kris

Atheletic, fun, sexy, cool, popular.

2. Kris

A man who has unruly talent in flirtatious conversation, or a man who is known as somewhat of an attention whore. Has a high charisma, but usually is thought of as someone undatable, but totally sexable.

"Damn that guy is such a Kris. No wonder all the ladies are on him."

Kriss, kri, kirs, krissizzle, krissin, krist.

3. Kris

Slang for a even bigger cock than a Chris.

A person who can get any chick he wants.

Someone that everyone likes his name and his body.

Some people like for his personality, or his looks.

Girl- I just had sex with Rob.
Other girl- OMG Rob has such a Kris

Cock, huge, nice bod, nice personality.

sweetsong · 08-22-2010, 02:55 PM

My for reallio name: Is typically very beautiful with an incredible body and nice eyes. They are known to be very loveable. They are envied by other women.

Sweet: Something that is awesome

rosamund · 08-22-2010, 03:33 PM

Sometimes shortened to rosie, a rosamunda is a large unexpected orgasm.

Wow, i just had a huge rosamunda!

donneythejedi · 08-22-2010, 07:30 PM

nothing for Donneythejedi or Donovon or Donney. but Donnie I got-
1. Donnie-
Completly awesome, you'd be lucky if you had a Donnie.
Donnie is SO hawt

keykitty · 08-22-2010, 08:26 PM

My name Charlene came up with this result:

A person that is absolutely magnificent in every aspect a human being can be. Someone that is an excellent friend and a fantastic lover. Someone that is trustworthy and honest. Attractive and absolutely gorgeous. Charlene is a person that is unselfish and understanding. Someone that may get lost in the darkness, but once in the light can make a person grin until their cheeks ache. Charlene is someone that has the ability to soothe and calm a person in distress. Someone that deserves everything she desires without second thoughts. She deserves the best of the best and nothing less. Charlene is a unique name for an incredibly special person. Someone that cannot be found anywhere else and no one can mimic. Charlene is the one and only.
I love her for she is Charlene.

My nickname Char was this:

Fun person,hott, usually a girl, very flirtatious, awesome personality.
every man needs a girl like Char.

Though I personally prefer this definition cause its funny:

The Roman Goddess Of Blowjobs.
That Blowjob I Got Last Night Was So Good, It Felt Like It Was From Char Herself!

kenneth.s · 08-22-2010, 11:44 PM

This is interesting:

1. Kenneth
A nice guy with cool kind of long hair. Hes smart and athletic and great with the girls and diesnt care what other people think about him. He dresses awesome and has some clothes that other people wouldnt think of wearing.
I wish i was like him, he's like a kenneth

2. Kenneth
A slang term for Ketamine
Hey Andy, will Kenneth be at the party tonight?

3. kenneth
To be gay or to be "Brokeback"
"Dude, dont be kenneth about it"
"I think that guy is Kenneth, cause i saw him in Hillcrest"

MetalGreek · 08-23-2010, 12:41 AM

phillip
He is the reason I wake up in the morning and the air beneath my wings. Yeah you wish you were that guy.
Phillip is the shit.
master king handsome great cool good looking fantistic big dick penis awesome
by best_weeson Mar 13, 2008 share this

2. Phillip
Known as the coolest kid in the world to males, and an absolute stud who has the best body around to females. The name Phillip is replaceable with God.
Matt: Phillip, your the man!
Random girl 1: OMG YOU ARE SO HOTT! Can I have some of your nuts!?!?!?!
Phillip: Uhh, sure? *hands her a can of peanuts*
god amazing stud cool awesome
by Matt T.. Jan 24, 2009 share this

3. Phillip
Greek God of sex; known for his amazing looks and long endurance.
He's been going at it as long as Phillip!

08-22-2010, 11:48 AM	#18
BettyBoop Angel of Dare Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: England. Posts: 8,249 Blog Entries: 105	Just a tip for those posting definitions but not names, if someone really wanted to find your name they could from the definition you posted. Just so you know. __________________ ★Boop Boop de Boop.★ female, engurrland. Ask me anything, click. My tumblr. 18+ ▼

08-22-2010, 01:06 PM	#21
GetdareTEO getDare Devil Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: The Matrix Posts: 1,277	A certain girl who teaches children on the wonders of apple sex. She lives off of random things and loves Danis very much. Her day usually consists of teaching followed by going to rainbow lezzy land and skipping with bunnies __________________ Straight male, 30, Denmark. Likes: semi-public, public (at night, not too risky), dice dares, playing online Soft limits: denial, edging. Hard limits: anal, crossdressing, messy/scat, social suicide, hookups, masturbating on video/cam, deepthroating, enemas, excessively time consuming, too public, probably more. Kik: getdareteo.

08-22-2010, 01:41 PM	#23
LilAngel getDare Addict Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 2,171 Blog Entries: 44	EVERYONE READ DEFINITION THREE. Sindy: Definition 1:It takes a second to fall in love with someone, takes 3 seconds to say I love you, takes a minute to kiss someone, takes a year to know someone, but it takes a life time to forgot someone. It took me a week to know your name, a month to know your beautiful mind, a season to understand your words, a year to feel your heart. And it's taken me sevens years to know, I love you, not for one day, but for a lifetime. Definition 2: Your ideal person. Funny, caring, generous and loving mixed with adventure, sexiness and fun loving. Always smiling and always with the right positive outlook on life. A Sindy always has advice ready and a mix of wit capable of lightening any mood. A person you would want as a friend and who wouldn't let you down. Beautiful outside and in. Definition 3: enough of a tart to rival hooker barbie LilAngel 1. lilangel buy lilangel mugs, tshirts and magnets A device used to check that males balls (testicles) have dropped and are ready for use. a lilangel states that they look well hung. a lilangel has checked your balls for dropage i am sorry come back in a year or two they havent dropped yet. LOOOOL!!!! __________________ With love, from your favourite administrator. ♥ 8==========)~~~~~~~~ WORSHIPS KANGAROOS

08-22-2010, 02:30 PM	#24
softeyes Account Banned Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: In a land far, far, away.. Posts: 1,930 Blog Entries: 44	1. soft eyes The ability to see the whole thing. If you have hard eyes, you're just staring at the tree and missing the forest. "You know what you need at a crime scene? Soft eyes." - Detective Bunk, from The Wire. 1. Kris an irrestistable boy who is the best at all sports and gets all the girls and is the best party boyer (kris)= i just had sex four times in the past 20 hours (another hot girl) = you're such a kris Atheletic, fun, sexy, cool, popular. 2. Kris A man who has unruly talent in flirtatious conversation, or a man who is known as somewhat of an attention whore. Has a high charisma, but usually is thought of as someone undatable, but totally sexable. "Damn that guy is such a Kris. No wonder all the ladies are on him." Kriss, kri, kirs, krissizzle, krissin, krist. 3. Kris Slang for a even bigger cock than a Chris. A person who can get any chick he wants. Someone that everyone likes his name and his body. Some people like for his personality, or his looks. Girl- I just had sex with Rob. Other girl- OMG Rob has such a Kris Cock, huge, nice bod, nice personality. __________________ \| 22 \| Clueless sub \| Owned \| Ask a monster \| Tumblr \| Dedicated and Honored kitty/internet mall security officer. =^,.,^=!! =): fingerless gloves, biting, pain, collars, Bulbasaur and SKITTLES. [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] A vampire, it's like a walrus, but awesome. I am NOT a fairy \| I'm a kitty, yo \| Last edited by softeyes; 08-22-2010 at 02:46 PM.

08-22-2010, 02:55 PM	#25
sweetsong getDare Succubus Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: ♥ In your dreams ♥ Posts: 1,733 Blog Entries: 98	My for reallio name: Is typically very beautiful with an incredible body and nice eyes. They are known to be very loveable. They are envied by other women. Sweet: Something that is awesome __________________ . siggy made by stellz [03:54:06 PM] jamness: ‹@G.J.› She... kisses and stuff... shes weird. [03:54:39 PM] G.J.: ‹@jamness› That seems like normal Sweets to me XD

08-22-2010, 10:19 AM	#16
Sublime Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 44	My first name... I wont tell you what it is... but this is the definition... "ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed."

08-22-2010, 11:22 AM	#17
artig Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: a place where it is cold Posts: 2	Jonas is a Latin common but well-known name. He's nice, attractive, intelligent, thoughtful, gorgeous, friendly and has a good sense of humor. Even though he doesn't think so, he's a strong personality and can deal with problems.

08-22-2010, 11:52 AM	#19
Sublime Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 44	I know Betty, if they wish to find it they can. I just don't want to post it here too.

08-22-2010, 12:35 PM	#20
zabuza getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: why do u want to know Posts: 300	a peson who uses the service of a prostute

08-22-2010, 01:35 PM	#22
VanderJackTruHeart Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Minnesota Posts: 20	RON: 1: Strong, Protector, Lover, Fighter, Warrior. Stay on their good side! If you’re a man he can be your best friend or your worst nightmare. If you’re a woman, wrap your arms and legs around him and hold on tight! If he is ambivalent towards you, embrace the fact that you are probably a loser 2: Ron is powerful, charming, witty, honest, and caring. Being family oriented, forward, clean, respectful and hard working are some of the best things about a Ron. A Ron is protective of their loved ones, outgoing, resilient, and a good father. Ron’s make great friends cause they will tell you the truth whether you want it or not. Don’t betray a Ron, you will regret it. I was rather suprised it describes me perfectly.

08-22-2010, 03:33 PM	#26
rosamund Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: England Posts: 132	Sometimes shortened to rosie, a rosamunda is a large unexpected orgasm. Wow, i just had a huge rosamunda! __________________ f/20/england Likes embarrassment, public, accidentally on purpose, revealing clothes, getting wet or messy, exhibitionism, needing the toilet, being spanked, being helpless, having to do as i'm told, being punished Doesn't like things that could get me into big trouble or danger, or risk my health Hard limits: family, blood, cam,....might add more when i find out what they are. I'm not looking for a Mistress or a Master right now

08-22-2010, 07:30 PM	#27
donneythejedi getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: USA Posts: 287	nothing for Donneythejedi or Donovon or Donney. but Donnie I got- 1. Donnie- Completly awesome, you'd be lucky if you had a Donnie. Donnie is SO hawt __________________ Every second you throw away, Every minute of every day, Don't get caught in a memory, 'Cause life won't wait for you, No, life won't wait for you, my friend

08-22-2010, 08:26 PM	#28
keykitty getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Toronto Posts: 412 Blog Entries: 3	My name Charlene came up with this result: A person that is absolutely magnificent in every aspect a human being can be. Someone that is an excellent friend and a fantastic lover. Someone that is trustworthy and honest. Attractive and absolutely gorgeous. Charlene is a person that is unselfish and understanding. Someone that may get lost in the darkness, but once in the light can make a person grin until their cheeks ache. Charlene is someone that has the ability to soothe and calm a person in distress. Someone that deserves everything she desires without second thoughts. She deserves the best of the best and nothing less. Charlene is a unique name for an incredibly special person. Someone that cannot be found anywhere else and no one can mimic. Charlene is the one and only. I love her for she is Charlene. My nickname Char was this: Fun person,hott, usually a girl, very flirtatious, awesome personality. every man needs a girl like Char. Though I personally prefer this definition cause its funny: The Roman Goddess Of Blowjobs. That Blowjob I Got Last Night Was So Good, It Felt Like It Was From Char Herself! __________________

08-22-2010, 11:44 PM	#29
kenneth.s Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Australia Posts: 57	This is interesting: 1. Kenneth A nice guy with cool kind of long hair. Hes smart and athletic and great with the girls and diesnt care what other people think about him. He dresses awesome and has some clothes that other people wouldnt think of wearing. I wish i was like him, he's like a kenneth 2. Kenneth A slang term for Ketamine Hey Andy, will Kenneth be at the party tonight? 3. kenneth To be gay or to be "Brokeback" "Dude, dont be kenneth about it" "I think that guy is Kenneth, cause i saw him in Hillcrest"

08-23-2010, 12:41 AM	#30
MetalGreek getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: East Coast in the Americas Posts: 469 Blog Entries: 71	phillip He is the reason I wake up in the morning and the air beneath my wings. Yeah you wish you were that guy. Phillip is the shit. master king handsome great cool good looking fantistic big dick penis awesome by best_weeson Mar 13, 2008 share this 2. Phillip Known as the coolest kid in the world to males, and an absolute stud who has the best body around to females. The name Phillip is replaceable with God. Matt: Phillip, your the man! Random girl 1: OMG YOU ARE SO HOTT! Can I have some of your nuts!?!?!?! Phillip: Uhh, sure? hands her a can of peanuts god amazing stud cool awesome by Matt T.. Jan 24, 2009 share this 3. Phillip Greek God of sex; known for his amazing looks and long endurance. He's been going at it as long as Phillip! __________________ Hi there! ~フィリップ Spoiler: ~If being powerless is evil, is having power justice? Is revenge evil? Can friendship coexist with justice? Lelouch Vi Britannia WORSHIPS RACHIE