12-03-2009, 09:16 PM | #17 |
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12-04-2009, 01:23 PM | #18 |
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Damn, I finally had a slightly sexual conversation going, then this happens:
Stranger: Im A Muslim And then she disconnected D:
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12-07-2009, 09:48 AM | #19 |
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i tried it, a couple of ppl all around the globe will now have nightmares.... Mwahahaha!
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male likes: sexual public humiliation, sexual, public, and humiliation i also like anal as long as its safe. limits: family, and illegal to the point il get caught i must do any dare that i get as long as this is a part of my signiture I was dared to post my full erect length. my full erect penis length is 3 inches. |
12-07-2009, 10:01 AM | #20 |
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I knew about this site for awhile might try it sounds fun
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12-07-2009, 02:56 PM | #21 | |
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12-09-2009, 01:35 PM | #23 |
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Stranger: hi
You: Hello, you have reached the top secret location of Al Qaeda in the Ghost Train at Blackpool Pleasure Beach. Unfortunately, Osama Bin Laden is currently doing his weekly shop at the garden centre and then nipping into Asda but I can put you through to Linda, his secretary, if you wish? Stranger: sure You: Hi, this is Linda... You: How may I help? Stranger: so, how is it working for Obama? You: Obama is the president. I'm Bin Laden's secretary. Stranger: oh, my mistake You: It's fine. Stranger: do you know where I can find some anthrax? You: Bob down to Wallmart and it's the fourth Aisle. Stranger: thanks Linda ♥ You: You're welcome. |
12-09-2009, 01:39 PM | #24 | |
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hahahahahahahaha
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male likes: sexual public humiliation, sexual, public, and humiliation i also like anal as long as its safe. limits: family, and illegal to the point il get caught i must do any dare that i get as long as this is a part of my signiture I was dared to post my full erect length. my full erect penis length is 3 inches. |
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12-09-2009, 02:16 PM | #25 |
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so funny...
Stranger: hey Stranger: asl You: hi You: female, 20, italy You: u? Stranger: 21 m us You: i need to tell u something... Stranger: suree lol You: i'm pretty alone here and it's boring as hell... Stranger: wat u look like? You: pretty much anything...if u know what i mean Stranger: lol do u have a pic You: maybe... Stranger: lol can i see You: well I heard you've been a naughty boy so why should I give you mine? Stranger: oh yeah?? Stranger: cuz ill get your pussy wet You: well it's pretty wet around here indeed lol You: but is it because of u? Stranger: nopee Stranger: lol Stranger: unfortunately You: yeah too bad... You: Stranger: can i please see a pic lol You: one moment... Stranger: ok You: lol You: http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/f...208-476657.jpg
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And your reverence shamelessly tempting me Who sent this maniac? 'Cause I never had this taste in the past Oh you're different, you're different from the former Like a fresh battery, I'm energized by you |
12-09-2009, 02:34 PM | #26 |
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sorry... have to post another one... this guy was so great!
You: hi Stranger: hi~ You: male or female? Stranger: neither. I'm an alien v.v You: oh me too You: which galaxy? Stranger: the one with the stars 8D Stranger: and stuff v.v You: isn't it pretty cold round there? Stranger: No... The sun exploded and it burned down 8D You: oh so bad... i used to ski there... You: I come from a planet called golgota Stranger: Ohhh~ I went there one time =o You: did u like it? Stranger: No. I got almost eaten by a gorilla. That kinda sucked. You: yeah they are pretty aggressive... but the lakes re beautiful... except for the sharks... You: did you visit the capital? Stranger: naah~ I was only passing trough You: oh too bad it's beautiful... You: what'u're doing right now? Stranger: why, trying to invade earth offcourse! You: oh no... that's not nice! bad alien! You: because of people like u humans are scared of us... Stranger: But I want to have the moun everest Stranger: I heard it's tasty Stranger: *mount You: but there is a drive through a few light years away from the earth where u can get mountains very cheap You: they are pretty good! Stranger: Oh srsly? I didn't know that =o You: well know u know ;D You: *now Stranger: Yeahh~ I think I'm gonna go there than, that's a lot easier too... You: goood!!! You: who do u think makes those crop circles? Stranger: Ohh... That's probably that loonatic from mars, he says it's art and stuff o__O You: really? pretty crazy! You: well i have to go back now... need to fly the spaceship... You: goodbye my friend! Stranger: Byee!
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And you're consuming me violently
And your reverence shamelessly tempting me Who sent this maniac? 'Cause I never had this taste in the past Oh you're different, you're different from the former Like a fresh battery, I'm energized by you |
12-09-2009, 02:55 PM | #27 |
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I like this conversation starter lol
"You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY Your conversational partner has disconnected." Hope you like it too lol
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12-09-2009, 04:48 PM | #28 |
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Me:Hi
Stranger: Hey sexy Me:Male or female? Stranger:Female u? Me:Me too Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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12-09-2009, 05:48 PM | #29 | |
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DONT DRAG BILL INTO YOUR SICK GAMES..... HES INNOCENT!!!! lolz.... yea, its sad, but i like the band...
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12-10-2009, 04:11 AM | #30 |
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i got told not to talk to strangers :P
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