Chastity for mistress: Poll

[Toilet4use]

Now I can finally stop bumping this thread!!

Though mistress wishes I ask for more dares still. Doesn't even have to involve chastity or scat.

Thanks again to everyone who voted

[Bluetooth]

Here's one I gave someone a while ago, I doubt they ever did it but it matches your likes so what the hell
It involves playing an online version of the game battleships.

Each time you pee and it is feasible, play this game:

You will need your pee in a glass.

Find an online version of the game playing an AI. If it has multiple difficulty levels you should probably go for a hard one. Each time one of your ships gets hit, you will edge once. If a ship is sunk, take a mouthful of pee from the glass and, holding it, edge again the number of times that ship got hit, then swallow. You should drink enough each time that if you lose all your ships the glass will be empty.

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Of course, there's always the scat variant - can't remember where I first saw this I'm afraid but here's what I remember :

Get multiple pieces of shit of different sizes to roughly correspond to each ship. When one of your ships gets hit take a long lick of the corresponding shit. When a ship is sunk, put its shit into your mouth, edge the number of times it got hit and then chew well and swallow.

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Hope that works for you! The normal rule is no cumming until you win a game, but if you do it after chastity starts I suppose you'll have to wait a bit longer!

[Toilet4use]

Mistress has commanded me to bump this thread. She wants 180 days of me locked up, with all the shit to eat you guys will like. I'm okay with the 87 or so days I currently have... But I am scared for how she may punish me if that's where the numbers remain.

Thanks to everyone who posted.

[JakeSlave]

Just dogfood, a sandwich with ->ALOT<- of dogfood on it.

[Bluetooth]

I think you should be a dog for one of your meals. On all fours, naked, with a makeshift tail inserted (put something painful on it so you don't forget to wag!), eat from a dog bowl if you have one (if not improvise) like a dog. Also lap up a bowl of piss as part of that meal.

[LovelyWhore]

As mentioned before, I'm not sure so many in a row is safe and I highly recommend having at least one normal meal per day. That being said, have a plain sandwich, nothing but your Mistress's shit between two pieces of bread, for me, please. And don't forget to thank her.

[Toilet4use]

Lovely white I appreciate the concern, but there will be regular food in each meal (look at the thread in my sig) not to mention, I once served 2 months as a public human toilet. It was rough, but there will be more bread, cheese, eggs and other normal food this time around.

[Bluetooth]

Sorry for the lack of creativity on my part, but you should do this task: http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showpost....postcount=2282

It just seems appropriate someone who cooks with shit should be able to estimate it!

[Bluetooth]

Bump because toilet loves it really

Guess I could give a task and not spam, give yourself a piss enema and drink when you release with one of your meals

[Toilet4use]

Mistress and I both thank everyone who posted and voted. I am now locked into my device for at least four months plus the accepted dares, which will be posted soon.

I also had mistress's Nutella on toast for dinner after work tonight, beginning the cycle of shitty meals I'll have to eat. I think there may be enough votes for me to go through my entire cookbook without repeats.

[Toilet4use]

Well it's the end of my second day in chastity. Mistress was woken up with a most delicious breakfast of eggs, sausage, hash browns and coffee. After her breakfast and foot massage she asked me if I wanted to be fed.

She took a plate to the bathroom and emerged ten minutes later with two fresh logs on a plate for me. She told me to eat the smaller one while se prepared the rest.

She came back moments later with another plate, three slices of bread and two cans of Ol’ Roy Strips in Gravy Filet Mignon Flavor wet dog food. She opened each can, turned them upside down on two of the pieces of bread, and proceeded to make me a very wet dog food sandwich. She told me to eat the other turd after I'd licked the plate otherwise clean "like an after dinner mint" she described it to me.

The sandwich was foul (yes even from Someone who eats shit's standards) and I struggled to keep it all down. But I managed to get the last slimy bite down my throat after a short while.

Dinner tonight was a direct feeding of mints.

I'll post some totals for everyone tomorrow

[Toilet4use]

With 132 days from the poll, and 25 from dares so far, I'm to be locked up 157 days, plus June 1st of course, so I'll be in this cage until November 6th tentatively. Mistress was hoping for the full six months, but I'm kinda relieved.

Breakfast today was a bowl of wet dog food with my shit on top, eaten like a dog of the floor. I was thankful for only one can of the terrible dog food, even if it did leave me hungry all day at work.

Mistress more than made up for it when I got home. We had meatball subs!! Well, mine was of course much shittier, as she had me add some after she loaded it up, but those carmelized onions made the whole thing delectable.

I did also have to go shopping for four cans of wet dog food for my next two breakfasts, courtesy of a stipulation to my extra chastity awards. I was told to get Purina, to get gravy so it's extra wet, and that I wasn't allowed beef. This left two choices, so I got two cans each of Purina SmartBlend Lamb and Brown Rice Tender Cuts in Gravy and two of Purina SmartBlend Chicken and Brown Rice Tender Cuts in gravy. I really hope they taste better than the Ol'Roy stuff.

Only 63 more shitty meals left.

[cumslut_starr]

Originally Posted by Toilet4use

Man 2 months already. I'm enjoying my freedom while I still have it.

Myyyyyy nigga hook me up with that mistress hehe ;p I have chastity and toys galore (: kik @cumslut.4u I'm an eager cunt!! Pic slave sissy c;

[Toilet4use]

But my Mistress isn't interested in other slaves. Especially those who spell like you.