HELP: Anything for a real orgasm!!!

[linearizationcannon]

Since I'm on her side and she gets to pick which you must do:
1 RO for ceding to her complete control over the involvement of other people in your relationship. She can date and fuck other guys without it being considered cheating, and she can assign you a woman to eat out while granting some super hung stud the right to fuck your ass whenever he wants. She can even make you date someone then spontaneously make you break it off. All for the low low one-time price of 1 RO.
And he's not allowed to hold a grudge about any of it (penalty of 10 per incident)

[DarlingNihilist]

I'm torn. I feel bad for you, but really it was your own stupidity to get you here. So I'm going to help, but I feel no need to take it easy on you. For every ruined orgasm you have while you poor little pecker is covered in toothpaste, you can count it for 10. Limit of reducing by 100, meaning you can only do this ten times.

[Locked Puppy]

The following change was introduced by me with her pending consent:

You can give me ANY dare or rule within my likes and limits and my girlfriend is the only one allowed to discard or alter a dare or rule to her liking.

I edited the first post apropiately. This should make her work in this thread way easier, and yours as well.

[burneraccount]

How about you have to go to a sex store and buy the biggest butt plug that will fit in your ass along with lube. Buying it in person would be 15 RO's. For every hour that you have it in would be an additional 5 RO's. Or if you go for a 10 minute walk with it in that would be 30 RO's.

[Locked Puppy]

@burneraccount: I like the dare!! my moneysituation isn't the best at the moment, so I won't buy any sex toys. you can allways make it something similar. the largest thing I had in there yet was the bottom of a .5 litre cocke bottle. that would be a struggle to even get in there again.
and I allways buy my toys in person when I am in a sex store..

-- and since there is no punishment, I can just do it like that

@linearizationcannon: I sent her a mail about my changes and she will still have to decide about the dares before the changes.

@ all: everything within likes and limits and reason I will have to do!
I just got up and made my breakfast after taking a shower. I am taking the no peeing hourly edging challenge from originaldaregirl today! and will go buy some cucumbers and carrots...

please keep helping me!!

[Locked Puppy]

This is his girlfiriend.

Good morning everybody.
Breakfast was good enough. It is a british bnb after all.
I like the change you made darling. Keep it. Also if somebody dares ROs explicitly outside of this thread you can decide to do them or not. But keep in mind that every report you post of extra dares done might give you ROs off as well.

I accept all the dares before the change was made!

linerizationcanon: I will keep this one in mind, it definetely gives us options in the future. Also I am the one who put the forced gay into his likes, since I know he has done it in the past. And with your idea that could be more fun as well.
Darling, don't worry, I would allways talk about it with you before anything ever happened! But we have talked about similar things as well.

DarlingNihilist: I guess that is only fair.

burneraccount: I agree with my darling.

Now go and enjoy my darling. I can't wait to read your reports.

I have a long day of being a tourist ahead of me.
I love you!

p.s.: I forgot something. I can't go out like that. Darling, if you do 100 edges before each RO you get 10 ROs off, cum once and you get 10 ROs back on. I know how you like to edge, so if you are not doing this challenge you must edge at least 10 times between every RO anyways from now on and every RO within those 10 gets you 2 back on. Should you ever do more than 15 edges you have accepted the 100 challenge.
So, you decide darling

[DanHenceworth]

if you go and purchase a chastity belt i'll give you 50 ro's off, however you must give the key to your gf

[ktrixs]

Everytime you meet your girlfriend, you should lick her feet clean. Completely clean.

3 RO's off each time you do that.

[Locked Puppy]

mrpropel posted:

You will need 3 cucumbers, 3 carrots, and some lube.

Start by lubing up the first cucumber and take that into your ass, if you like things going deep then take the whole thing, otherwise you can split the cucumber in half and save on cucumbers But anyway, fuck yourself nice and gentle with the cucumber to get warmed up then try and fit the second one/second half in alongside it, make sure your using plenty of lube. One cucumber to two is quite a big jump, so if you can't fit the second one then that is where the carrot comes in, insert the narrow end of the carrot in alongside the cucumber and then work the carrot in deeper and deeper until it's widest point.. this allows you to work more gradually, so take your time.. then maybe go for triple penetration with a third carrot.. slowly working that one in too. once you can do all three, remove the two pieces of carrot and try the second piece of cucumber again.

Once you have two pieces in leave them for half an hour to an hour, then start again... then try a third piece of cucumber and leave it there for another half hour.

If you do this you can take of 12 RO's

I did as you asked and here is how it went:

The first cucumber was extremely easy to get in with lots of lube.

I will allways use lube when I do anal by the way. As should everybody not interested in pain or injury. (Just wanted to put that somewhere in this thread)

I hit the point of where I still have some problems when doing fisting sessions. It's not the sphincter, but the next muscle inside. Anyways I was fucking my ass steadily with the cucumber and starting to produce precum while on all fours. After about 20 minutes I felt relaxed enough to at least try the second cucumber. As expected it didn't want to go in at all. The angle of attack seemed to be all wrong. I would allways have to push it against the cucumber that is allready inside me, and that wouldn't budge enough to straighten the second one out. I enjoyed the feeling but decided to try the carrots. The slid in just fine. I was hoping for them to stay at one side, kind of like a threepronged dildo, but they just slid to the side of the cucumber like three fingers next to eachother.
Well at least I am stretched a bit more now. And I feel stretched quite a bit more to be honest. So back to fucking my ass to get comfortable again. So I fucked my ass about 15 more minutes at a steady comfortable pace with the cucumber, holding the carrots in with the other hand. Still leaking precum, and lots of it now as well.
I now felt confident enough to try the second cucumber again. I grabbed the carrots at the green I had left on them and pulled them out quickly, holding the cucumbet with my other hand still, trying to be as relaxed as I can I picked up the second cucumber and just applied force.
It stung just a bit but not enough to give up. I have had quite some stings in the past, so I think I know when to stop. I applied more pressure and suddenly the second cucumber was past my sphincter.
I must admit, the last time I felt so stretched, was when my girlfriend works her hand in there. But I could also tell, that I have never been stretched that far before. It probably isn't much of an increase, but feels like an incredible success to me.
Now the hard part: Leaving them in being stretched to new limits for at least 30 minutes. I don't know if you ever tried doing that to your ass but the only thing it starts doing after only a couple of seconds is to involuntarily try to push anything out that is in there. That is what happened to me too. But I also knew, that would happen. I just had to concentrate, breath steadily, not panic, and remember, that I can control those muscles. It took quite some effort and concentration but I regained control in probably just seconds. But it felt like a days woth of work. So, now not to alarm my body again I better just stay like that. Face down, ass up, each hand holding a cucumber steadily in place not to force any reaction I wouldn't like. Where 's the clock?
Damn, the computer screen is not in sight, my phone is lying on my desk next to the keyboard. I didn't even set up some porn for the time I knew beforehand I had to just wait and try to stay calm. After a few minutes I tried flexing my muscles. Not a single feeling of them moving. Yup, definetly a new width. But I can probably fist myself easily after a short resting period. I probed around my hole with my fingers. The way the cucumbers were in there they had left openings right above and below (not quite, they were kind of diagonaly adjacent) of where they touched. I still have those carrots lying around. I fit four in as well. Two in each opening. I was literally stuffed now. But also getting bored and my knees started to hurt. With one hand keeping the veggies in place I slowly crawled to the desk to reach for my phone. I activated the screen and saw the time: 19:42
I started at 18:30! That means I definetly did the 30 minutes. I just let my hand go and with one quick muscle spasm squirted the veggies out.
I needed a rest!
I put on a cumshot compilation and started some edges. Not counting, but definetly more than 10 or 15 -- Hi honey

Anyways, after the compilation was over, I was hard again I just got my biggest plug, lubed it up and put it in. All of it. With base.

I soon squirted out the base because of horror stories.
I will do a fisting session later once my hole has recovered from its marathon.

Thank you mrpropel! It was awesome! Won't be trying a third cucumber soon though I guess.
Gonna mark 12 ROs as completed!

I hope you liked my report!

PLEASE KEEP HELPING ME!

[perkygirlie]

Okay, this one is for -50 ROs:

tie your cock and balls as tightly as you can with a shoelace, then add a rubber band wrapped as tightly as possible, while you're soft. Then, drink at least 2 liters of water. Wait 2 hours, no peeing. Strip, lie in your bathtub, and get in a position where your penis is above you, aimed at your face. Masturbate until you're hard. Keep going. Just as you reach the edge, stop stroking and release your bladder. Then, masturbate back to edge, yank off the rubber band and lace, and punch yourself in the balls as you cum on your face.

[burneraccount]

I saw in a previous post that you do have a butt plug. That being the case, here is my amended dare. Wear a butt plug for a whole day. Goes in when you first wake up and only comes out just before you go to bed. Thats worth 30 RO's. Another 10 RO's if you only pee during the the following time constraints:
6:00-6:05 AM
8:30-8:34 AM
11:50-11:55 AM
3:20-3:25 PM
6:00-6:05 PM
9:42-9:47 PM
And another 10 RO's if you drink a liter of water/soda/whatever-you-want in the half-hour following each of the above times, whether you used them to pee or not. If you do do the time constraint, every time you pee outside of the time constraints adds 1 RO back onto your total. Hope you have good bladder control. Have fun!

[Locked Puppy]

Thanks you two,

I just edited my signature with a link to a blog post with my toys and tools
gonna now do 2 hrs of my slut time.. I feel like I can take it easily today..

p.s.: did you know that there is a 1000 character signature limit which includes the things that make it fancy? I can't bold my toys link

[mrpropel]

Very nice report, thanks again.

[burneraccount]

I see you have a remote control vibrating egg. The dare I have thought up is for when your girlfriend gets back to you. Start by tying your penis and balls up tight. Now insert the egg into your ass. If you don't feel comfortable doing that, then secure it against the tip of your penis and your balls. Now give your girlfriend the remote and go for a walk, take a bus ride, basically get out and about! Your girlfriend will activate the egg as she sees fit. You have to not let on that anything is affecting you. If your girlfriend feels that you let on that something is being done to you, then you won't lose any RO's. But if she feels you kept your torment well hidden, you loose a whopping 50 RO's! Good luck!

An alternate dare you can do without your girlfriend that will get you a guaranteed 45 RO's off is putting the vibrating egg either in your butt or tied tightly to the head of your penis and leaving it on until the batteries run out. As long as it is going you cannot touch your penis even for peeing. If you feel like you are going to orgasm, turn it off, wait until you have calmed down, then start it up again.

[Locked Puppy]

these are some nice ones, just a reminder for your first dare;

Give dare with max 50 ROs off as reward.
Failure max 10 ROs back to counter

but I might edit that 10 ROs later on once I am well in the 3 digits

Thank you guys for helping me!