✖✖ Funny Chat Quotes ✖ - Page 18

SlutPuppy · 01-09-2013, 07:49 PM

jackfromnyc: ‹@gigglebox› as a future sex educator, can roach eggs incubate in a vjj?

TheDon · 01-10-2013, 02:47 PM

[16:45:17] Kitten: I don't sleep. I crash into short-term coma's from time to time. Everytime I wake up, I wonder if I still have control over my sphyncter.

TheDon · 01-10-2013, 07:13 PM

[21:13:02] redhead18: If he farts on me in just the right way, I have some of the strongest orgasms I've ever had

SlutPuppy · 01-10-2013, 08:06 PM

[18:56:19] Justlyssa: anyone wanna skype?
[18:56:51] aussiemalewithcam: ‹@Justlyssa› i have skype
[18:58:22] ukickedmiperro: ‹@SlutPuppy› Lies.
[18:58:26] aussiemalewithcam: ‹@Justlyssa› added u
[18:59:58] SlutPuppy: ‹@ukickedmiperro› no lies
[19:00:40] SlutPuppy: my jaw hurts
[19:04:31] aussiemalewithcam: Justlyssa is useless, don't dom her
[19:05:26] Justlyssa: aussiemalewithcam just wants someone to cam and strip with him

TheDon · 01-11-2013, 03:20 PM

[17:18:16] SlutPuppy: It isn't even noon and I've already had sex with fourteen women.

princessjessie · 03-03-2013, 05:13 PM

Not funny but interesting that they all said feeding tube at the same time to the second!

[00:09:43] gigglebox: ‹@princessjessie› feeding tube. red is a nurse she can do it.
[00:09:43] Unconsciousmine: ‹@princessjessie› Good thing i know how to insert a feeding tube <_<
[00:09:43] thevoiceinside: Feeding tubes. >.>

SlutPuppy · 03-04-2013, 02:18 PM

Rogue: 4 wands 2 girls...sounds like a cheap Harry Potter Porno

MissSarah · 03-04-2013, 04:09 PM

bigcok: Are there no real women here?

nellybell · 03-05-2013, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissSarah

bigcok: Are there no real women here?

I'm not sure if this post could get anymore ironic. Making this possibly one of the funnier posts on here without meaning to be xD

SlutPuppy · 03-06-2013, 02:47 AM

Upforanything123: Okay, so im on ecstacy, I want some crazy webcam dares. Who's keen?
SlutPuppy: Put a cat on your face.

MissSarah · 03-06-2013, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nellybell

I'm not sure if this post could get anymore ironic. Making this possibly one of the funnier posts on here without meaning to be xD

I thought so too!

What?? You mean they're just guys pretending??

SlutPuppy · 03-08-2013, 12:23 AM

[23:16:55] nellybell: Make a lovely lady suit out of your skin?
[23:18:39] SlutPuppy: ‹@nellybell› I'd prefer to be turned into a lampshade
[23:18:44] SlutPuppy: So I can light up your life foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[23:19:56] nellybell: o.o ok you win
[23:20:26] SlutPuppy: Ahahahahah
[23:20:41] SlutPuppy: I give my friends an option when they die. Lampshade or couch?
[23:20:54] Elysium: Well, done Plut. *claps*
[23:21:20] nellybell: At least as a lampshade you aren't farted on

[23:17:30] Trygg: ‹@Fixation› I have the grape seed oil ready.
[23:17:35] justabrony: ‹@Trygg› Hihi Trygg, how are you? ^^
[23:18:08] Trygg: ‹@justabrony› Oye their mate

TheDon · 03-11-2013, 12:48 AM

[03:43:52] spacegal24: as long as i still have a vagoodle and booobs i'm all for it

SlutPuppy · 03-17-2013, 09:13 AM

[09:11:25] princessjessie: I have a baby in my tummy
[09:12:58] SlutPuppy: Welp

spacegal24 · 03-17-2013, 04:20 PM

[18:19:44] redhead18: ...I just punched myself in the face

01-09-2013, 07:49 PM	#256
SlutPuppy getDare Succubus Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Plut hole Posts: 1,811 Blog Entries: 97	jackfromnyc: ‹@gigglebox› as a future sex educator, can roach eggs incubate in a vjj? __________________ I'll be your bad girl... booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere Sex Map HERE Likes/Dislikes/Limits

01-10-2013, 08:06 PM	#259
SlutPuppy getDare Succubus Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Plut hole Posts: 1,811 Blog Entries: 97	[18:56:19] Justlyssa: anyone wanna skype? [18:56:51] aussiemalewithcam: ‹@Justlyssa› i have skype [18:58:22] ukickedmiperro: ‹@SlutPuppy› Lies. [18:58:26] aussiemalewithcam: ‹@Justlyssa› added u [18:59:58] SlutPuppy: ‹@ukickedmiperro› no lies [19:00:40] SlutPuppy: my jaw hurts [19:04:31] aussiemalewithcam: Justlyssa is useless, don't dom her [19:05:26] Justlyssa: aussiemalewithcam just wants someone to cam and strip with him __________________ I'll be your bad girl... booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere Sex Map HERE Likes/Dislikes/Limits

03-03-2013, 05:13 PM	#261
princessjessie Distinguished Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 968 Blog Entries: 1	Not funny but interesting that they all said feeding tube at the same time to the second! [00:09:43] gigglebox: ‹@princessjessie› feeding tube. red is a nurse she can do it. [00:09:43] Unconsciousmine: ‹@princessjessie› Good thing i know how to insert a feeding tube <_< [00:09:43] thevoiceinside: Feeding tubes. >.> __________________ Hiya, im Jessie 26/female/uk

03-04-2013, 02:18 PM	#262
SlutPuppy getDare Succubus Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Plut hole Posts: 1,811 Blog Entries: 97	Rogue: 4 wands 2 girls...sounds like a cheap Harry Potter Porno __________________ I'll be your bad girl... booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere Sex Map HERE Likes/Dislikes/Limits

03-06-2013, 02:47 AM	#265
SlutPuppy getDare Succubus Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Plut hole Posts: 1,811 Blog Entries: 97	Upforanything123: Okay, so im on ecstacy, I want some crazy webcam dares. Who's keen? SlutPuppy: Put a cat on your face. __________________ I'll be your bad girl... booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere Sex Map HERE Likes/Dislikes/Limits

01-10-2013, 02:47 PM	#257
TheDon Senior Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Ohio Posts: 109	[16:45:17] Kitten: I don't sleep. I crash into short-term coma's from time to time. Everytime I wake up, I wonder if I still have control over my sphyncter.

01-10-2013, 07:13 PM	#258
TheDon Senior Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Ohio Posts: 109	[21:13:02] redhead18: If he farts on me in just the right way, I have some of the strongest orgasms I've ever had

01-11-2013, 03:20 PM	#260
TheDon Senior Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Ohio Posts: 109	[17:18:16] SlutPuppy: It isn't even noon and I've already had sex with fourteen women.

03-04-2013, 04:09 PM	#263
MissSarah Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: NZ Posts: 213	bigcok: Are there no real women here?

03-08-2013, 12:23 AM	#267
SlutPuppy getDare Succubus Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Plut hole Posts: 1,811 Blog Entries: 97	[23:16:55] nellybell: Make a lovely lady suit out of your skin? [23:18:39] SlutPuppy: ‹@nellybell› I'd prefer to be turned into a lampshade [23:18:44] SlutPuppy: So I can light up your life foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrr [23:19:56] nellybell: o.o ok you win [23:20:26] SlutPuppy: Ahahahahah [23:20:41] SlutPuppy: I give my friends an option when they die. Lampshade or couch? [23:20:54] Elysium: Well, done Plut. claps [23:21:20] nellybell: At least as a lampshade you aren't farted on [23:17:30] Trygg: ‹@Fixation› I have the grape seed oil ready. [23:17:35] justabrony: ‹@Trygg› Hihi Trygg, how are you? ^^ [23:18:08] Trygg: ‹@justabrony› Oye their mate __________________ I'll be your bad girl... booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere Sex Map HERE Likes/Dislikes/Limits

03-11-2013, 12:48 AM	#268
TheDon Senior Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Ohio Posts: 109	[03:43:52] spacegal24: as long as i still have a vagoodle and booobs i'm all for it

03-17-2013, 09:13 AM	#269
SlutPuppy getDare Succubus Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Plut hole Posts: 1,811 Blog Entries: 97	[09:11:25] princessjessie: I have a baby in my tummy [09:12:58] SlutPuppy: Welp __________________ I'll be your bad girl... booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere Sex Map HERE Likes/Dislikes/Limits

03-17-2013, 04:20 PM	#270
spacegal24 getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Texas Posts: 429	[18:19:44] redhead18: ...I just punched myself in the face