Male Farm (MF/m) - everybody train guys

[FrankiePi]

I heard the song 'Man! I Feel Like a Woman!' by Shania Twain the other day, and it got me thinking that it should be required for anyone into crossdressing to know the lyrics, so:

Cutie Piglets, and Slutty Bitches:
I dare you not to touch yourself in any way you find arousing until you have:
- sung through the song
- in time with the music
- from memory (i.e. you cannot have the words in front of you)
- completely naked.

If you want to push it further, then you could be naked whilst learning the lyrics, or not look them up, and have to figure them out by listening to it on repeat.

Disgusting Bitches who are willing:
I dare you to either:
a) get naked and start masturbating (no cumming), or
b) get messy in some way (piss yourself, put food in your underwear, etc. - whatever floats your boat)
then listen to the song at least five times, singing along as much as you can, before you are allowed to cum.

If you want to push it further, then you could keep listening to it until you know all the lyrics, or watch some crossdress-themed porn with it on repeat.

Cowboys who are willing:
I dare you to get as crossdressed as you dare, and go somewhere public. This could be as little as only panties and into a toilet stall, but be daring. Now cum whilst humming or singing the song; if you have a music player then be listening to it as well.

Obviously, you can make this as easy or challenging as you like, but what's the point if you're not pushing yourself at least a little?

[Mrslutman]

I'll join as a Bull I suppose.

[Alexis Rune]

Funny update on doing my own punishment dare in my latest Male Farm blog post!
http://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?u=78809

[YourSlave5]

All Filthy piglets must take a poop in the shower with warm water running.

[Starkcho]

I will join as a filthy piglet.

PM me a task and I will make it my profile pic to the best of my abilities, let me know how I can prove to you that I have completed my task

[bigguy101]

ill be a Disgusting Bitch

[suzy1950]

i will join as a filthy piglet

[Alexis Rune]

Filthy Piglets and Disgusting Bitches without a limit:
The next time you go to a shop, park at the farthest parking space from the entrance. When you leave the shop, you are to start pissing yourself as soon as you get outside. You may need to drink a lot of liquid to ensure you can complete the dare. No covering up with your shopping bags. Walk that way to your car. You may change into something dry (something feminine for you bitches) when you get to the car.

If you do not complete this dare, or failed to do it properly, you are to lay on your back in the tub and piss all over your face. Disgusting and filthy indeed.

[Marius95]

i'll join as a bull

[Alexis Rune]

Studs, Bulls and Hounds:
Tie a weight to your balls, letting it dangle at knee height. You can use rope, duct tape, whatever to do this, but it must only be attached to your balls, not your cock. Then do 100 jumping jacks (star jumps).
You may then masturbate. For every 100 grams of the weight that you used, you get 1 additional minute to finish. For comparison, a 12 oz. soda pop can weighs 330 grams, so you'd get 3 minutes.

[sissysub91]

I'm in as a Disgusting Bitch

[Artemis91]

Disgusting bitch or filthy pig.. choices choices

[Locked Puppy]

Your farm just got a new ass

[Alexis Rune]

ALL ANIMALS
Post a blog post about which male farm dare turned you on the most. Post 1 additional 'suggestion' or thing that would have made it turn you on or made you enjoy it even more.
Make the Blog Title "Male Farm Favorite"

Alternatively, send a PM to the person who posted your favorite dare and tell them what you liked about it.

[Locked Puppy]

To all hounds:

Edge three times everytime before you have to use the toilet, use the toilet, then cum into a shot glass. Put it in your fridge (covered with some foil).
Do this for three days always using the same shot glass. The fourth day enjoy your morning drink as you wish, but pour all your collected semen in before you start drinking. If you have cereal put it on that instead.

PM me weather you liked it or not, and why
(optional) PM me with a dare for an ass, or put it in here for every ass

If you fail, put four clothes pins on your balls and two on each nipple for the length of time a 6-sided dice roll times 5 tells you (in minutes -- roll a 6 and you got yourself 30 minutes), edge as often as you can, don't cum for the next 6 hrs.

(optional) PM me with a dare for an ass, or put it in here for every ass