10-02-2010, 10:17 PM | #211 |
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granted. You now have pain on your left side 24/7.
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10-06-2010, 07:35 AM | #212 |
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Granted, but now you're horrible at every other aspect in life.
I wish for a wish that wished a wish to wish that wishing wished away all the wishes for wishes that wish go wishy washy with wishiness that wishes nothing.
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10-06-2010, 07:40 AM | #213 |
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Granted, but you now have a headache.
I wish to stay just the way i am. |
10-06-2010, 08:40 AM | #214 |
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Granted, you are now stuck in the position you are in when you typed that wish (sitting I assume).
I wish I could have as many orgasms in a day as I wanted without getting tired or sore.
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10-06-2010, 09:29 PM | #215 |
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Granted, but now you dont have any sexual organs.
I wish that this face wasnt pink |
10-06-2010, 10:29 PM | #216 |
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granted, but now it is switched with your face. have fun with a pick emoticon for a face.
i wish for...God
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10-07-2010, 09:40 PM | #217 |
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Granted. You are overwhelmed by his awesomeness. you break into never-ending tears.
I wish for a piece of dirt. |
10-07-2010, 10:30 PM | #218 |
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Granted, but the piece of dirt is the size of a city bus and in falls on you crushing you to death.
I wish I could loose weight just by telling my body where to remove the fat from.
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10-08-2010, 02:09 PM | #219 |
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Granted but now no one loves you cause they liked you before.
I wish for nothing. |
10-08-2010, 03:09 PM | #220 |
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Granted. A black hole consumes the entire solar system.
I wish my credit cards were all paid off. |
10-08-2010, 03:14 PM | #221 |
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Granted because the government decided to abolish credit card companies and forced everyone to pay them 100% of what they owe in only 1 month, which caused you to sell all that you own leaving you homeless, which in turn caused you to lose your job, friends and family.
I wish for good affordable health insurance.
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10-08-2010, 03:30 PM | #222 |
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Wish granted, but all the hospitals near you are rubbish.
I wish I had a female friend with the same desire for sexual adventure
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10-08-2010, 05:00 PM | #223 |
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Granted, but she weights 800 pounds, never bathes and is very very hairy.
I wish for the best TV system available.
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10-08-2010, 05:09 PM | #224 |
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Granted, but the TV system must be wall-mounted and it weights more than the wall can support, causing it to collapse.
I wish for world peace. |
10-08-2010, 05:22 PM | #225 |
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Granted. This brings on the rapture (followed by the apocalypse) and we all die (except the believers).
I wish for better understanding of the human mind.
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