08-12-2013, 11:06 PM | #181 |
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If we're playing by iSpud's new criteria, I'll join as a pussy. <3
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08-13-2013, 03:59 AM | #182 |
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The Moaning Mule
All Mules should insert an item into there ass, that won't fall out. Then put on a short skirt and at there front door edge 10 times. Once complete peg your pussy lips and walk to your local corner shop and buy a ice lolly. Then walk back, for once your back flip a coin, on heads you massterburbate with the icelolly in your pussy, tails the same but in goes in your ass ti'll its all melted away. Once melted the pegs get flicked off. No cumming
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08-13-2013, 02:11 PM | #183 |
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so i did that i say:
i drink two coups of strong coffe, after 10 minutes i drink 4 glasses off watter, wait 20 minuttes and drink another 4 glasses. then i take two bottles off beer and two glasses of water and jump in to the bath. i drink water and start pissing (i try to piss in my mouth too). Then i start drinking beer and fingering my ass. Then i finish first bottle i piss to this bottle and start fucking my ass with it. after several time of fucking my ass i lick the bottle and drink another bottle off beer. then i spend about one hour with one bottle in my ass and other in my mouth (and i pee several times)
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08-13-2013, 11:52 PM | #184 | |
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08-14-2013, 01:39 AM | #185 |
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my answer
im a cow girl I guess I would do other things but this one the all fit
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08-14-2013, 12:51 PM | #186 |
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I'm in as cowgirl, and I will try to fulfill the last task as soon as I have enough time at home alone.
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08-15-2013, 12:28 AM | #188 |
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i'm in as a cowgirl
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08-15-2013, 12:56 AM | #189 |
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let me tell you how we deal with those filthy ostriches over there...
they just love to go out in public places with anything that resembles a butt plug up their asses while honey is dribbling down between their sexy ass cheeks bend over to moon their messy honey covered plugs and ass for 5 minutes while rubbing their breasts harshly... it almost looks like they put their heads in the gorund and are trying to fly.. I guess that's where that expression comes from... after they did that they PM me on how it was and what exactly they did... have FUN!
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08-16-2013, 12:19 AM | #190 |
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Okay,
So we're on the farm so let's keep that "ol' McDonald had a farm" style. Also so many women and so little dares? For each and every one of you I have a dare. Just general rules: You're all pretty farm animals - just like roses and snow patels - each different from another and each full of its own individual and ephemeric beauty and besides dares you should be treated with respect, so if I in some way my dare collide with your limits - just PM me what is wrong and we can fix that . I promise that I'd be elastic with dares, but I'd like to see some proofs of my dares getting done - if you have limit on photos and won't send them via snapchat/kik or post it on kinktalk in private album - that's okay - but when that happen I want to read detailed report about what/how/when you're feeling during each steps of my dares. If some instructions collide with instructions of your masters/other dares - write pm to me to change that or ignore it (ie. "you can come" instructions). Spoiler:
my kik/snapchat: alterego26
cow must enjoy breast play/ semi public/ masturbation/ and some humiliation/ also some anal Cows: For a breast - draw a mayflowers around your nipples and get cucumber - cut it in half - (that part should be about two inches thick, 3-4 inches long) put it in your bicolour butt (if it's against your limits - put it in your pussy if again(?!?!?!) against your limits - just put it in your mouth), dress up and walk three times around a house making that funny "mooo" noise in each and every one room (if you live with people/parents/whoever - you can make it really quiet and it'll still count). After that you choose the most weird place - go there and with your udders with flowers on them breathing the fresh air from the farm - lay down on your naked breasts and with butt up and rub your pussy til you come mooing. Now take that cucumber out - you can throw it away or just eat it cause food shouldn't be wasted on a farm. sheep must enjoy insertion/ spanking/ public/ and messy/ breast play Sheep: For a good start - spank yourself (40 times each buttock - bleat with each spank) with wooden spoon. After that take as many carrots as you feel comfortable with (and add 2 extra for me) and put them in you holes - you sheep are dirty animals and should had plugs put in your holes so you won't do anything messy on you trail. After that - spank yourself 40 times each buttock (bleat with each spank) and put up your pants. Dress (you can take out some carrots just living one in your furry butt and one in your pussy) and go out - 5 minutes or if you want some greener grass - go for 15 minutes walk. Go back - it's time to clean that fleece - go to bathroom (take wooden spoon with you) - undress and lay on your back and push those carrots with your muscles on yourself. 30 spanks on each buttock and 20 on each breast while rubbing your pussy - bleat with each spank - you can come. piggys must enjoy messy/ public/ crossdressing/ humiliation/ piss Pig: Oh piggy, piggy - you're dirty once again? I don't know what to do with you. Come on - we must take you away from other animals so your filth will stay on you and nobody else. Drink 2 cups of water. Take some chocolate (I bet that every gal on this farm want to be piggy now). Put two rows in your mouth, one row in your ass, I'd say one in your pussy but that could mess up with your flora down there so I'm not recommending this. As you feel chocolate melting in your arse put one row on each of your breasts and melt it with your arms. You should look dirty now. If you want to be true pig you should now open window and dirty as a... pig make "oink, oink" to the world. Now when everybody know that you're pig - go to bathroom, lay on you back in your tub and piss over you - yu can lick it now or you could do this earlier .. Now rub your pink pussy till you come. Now come once again. And again. And Again... and once more. (5 times) chicken must enjoy humiliation/ some pain/ anal/ masturbation/ hidden public Chicken: How can one humiliate creature like chicken... the best thing is to shove metal stick up their ass and put in on the oven... but I won't let you get killed . Find cucumber (that thing should be about 2-3 inches thick, 6-9 inches long) Shove it up your ass - fast and brutal. Now put it out. Lube it with toothpaste. Shove it once again. put it out. Fuck yourself with it 20 times. Cluck rubbing your pussy. Put some little tomatoes up your ass till you can't fill yourself with more. Put out some - shove cucumber once again smashing some of them. Cluck more and rub your pussy till you come. Smack yourself in each cheek 4 times. Cluck, shove, rub - you've got the idea - til you can't do it more.
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08-16-2013, 12:20 AM | #191 |
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Don't think that I forgot about rest of you :P - just stupid limit of links/emoticons/pictures/etc.
cowgirl must enjoy bondage/ humiliation/ pain/ semi public/ masturbation Cowgirl: Let's concentrate on that udders you've got. Put a clippers on your nipples and/or clit. Put yourself in this Spoiler:
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pussycat must enjoy public/ masturbation/ piss/ bondage/ anal Pussycat: Kitty, kitty - oh you furry one... Put yourself in this Spoiler:
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barn rat must enjoy messy/ piss/ wedgie/ crossdressing/ masturbation Rat... Wedgie for you right know. Feel trapped? Then run... on your four. Your house is your barn. Find yourself some water. You feel soooo thirsty - find water and drink it from the bowl. Find something to eat... Any chocolate maybe? Smear it all over your body. Put in your pussy as many carrots as you comfortable with. Try to search for more chocolate on your four legs. Find more and eat it. Go to bathroom and crouch in your tub - fuck with currots while rubbing your pussy. Edge. Repeat but now you piss while masturbating. Come. duckling must enjoy watersports/ bondage/ private humiliation/ anal Duckling: Drink 2 cups of water. Put yourself in this Spoiler:
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goat must enjoy wedgies/ some anal/ humiliation/ orgasm denial Goat: Bleat... loud and often. Write on your on one of your thighs"I'm a slutty goat!" and on the second: "I bleat when I fuck". Put as many carrots up your butthole as it's possible. Try to keeping them from falling out by wearing the tightest pants you have and walk on your four for 30 minutes. After each 10 minutes - edge bleating and walk some more. Try not to lose those carrots. If you lose some - then take out all and put them there once again one by one. Get on your bad or something higher than floor. Put your ass high and shit out those carrots while bleating and rubbing your pussy till you come. mule must enjoy pain/ anal/ semi-public/ mild to moderate genital torture/ masturbation Mule: Smack your pussy 10 times with hand bray after each two. Take one carrot and impale yourself with it. Hurts? It should you can bray loud and edge. Lick your hand and smack your pussy 20 times after each two - bray. Remove carrot and take another one - now shove two carrots up your ass. Fiercely. Edge. With wet wooden spoon smack your pussy 30 times (as usual - bray for each two smacks). Take two carrots out and get another one - those 3 carrots lubricate with toothpaste. Shove it deep in your ass and while it hurts - edge once. After that you can come (with those carrots til the end) braying loudly. ostrich must enjoy spanking/ public/ breast play/ anal/ messy Ostrich: Look for inspiration: Spoiler:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqemCmSCuhs
I put a lot of thought in those dares and I hope you'll like them... Remember about those proofs/reports though
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08-16-2013, 11:51 PM | #193 |
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Sign me up as a pussycat, please!
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08-17-2013, 09:53 AM | #194 | |
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Oooh, I think I'll go feed the ducks at the farm...
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Tell me, my little duckling, did you enjoy this dare? Did you manage to piss in your mouth? I certainly imagine that in trying to pee in your own mouth you managed to cover yourself in your own warm urine... how deliciously filthy! How did it feel lying in your own piss? Did you lift your ass so that the piss in the bottle ran into your ass? Yours, Twisted Master |
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08-17-2013, 04:42 PM | #195 |
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It's only for girl ?
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