01-28-2014, 08:58 PM | #1681 |
getDare Sweetheart
Join Date: Oct 2013
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Granted, its all in your lungs
Wish more people could read/ understand grammar
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01-29-2014, 04:06 PM | #1682 |
Junior Member
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They can but you can't; your grammar, spelling and overall English is awful.
I wish all the kinky ideas I experience in roleplays could be reality.
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02-06-2014, 02:34 PM | #1684 |
Starchy Sadist
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You are a thirteen year old girl forever. Can't drink, can't drive, and you must develop a taste for pubescent boys.
I wish I had a fruit salad.
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02-07-2014, 04:38 PM | #1686 |
Enigma
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Denmark.
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Granted, but you age 10x as fast.
I wish I could instanly seduce people.
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LIKES : Private, bondage, hidden public, short term orgasm denial, rules/tasks. DISLIKES : Crossdressing, wedgies, pain, cum eating. LIMITS : Family, scat, public, messy, face, chastity, cam, illegal, piss drinking/showering. I may add more to the list with time. |
02-11-2014, 03:48 PM | #1688 |
getDare Addict
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You are now 14 feet tall, and have back problems.
I wish for new chair.
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02-11-2014, 03:49 PM | #1689 |
Enigma
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Location: Denmark.
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Granted, you get an electric chair.
I wish for a comortable bed.
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LIKES : Private, bondage, hidden public, short term orgasm denial, rules/tasks. DISLIKES : Crossdressing, wedgies, pain, cum eating. LIMITS : Family, scat, public, messy, face, chastity, cam, illegal, piss drinking/showering. I may add more to the list with time. |
02-11-2014, 03:54 PM | #1690 |
getDare Addict
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What a jolt!
You get a new foam mattress, but you may only use it once a month. I wish for a new shovel to shovel all this snow.
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Brian (布莱恩) - Bi-Male (双男性) - Edge Master (边缘大师) RETIRED: THANKS getDare, I HAD FUN. OH, JUST REMEMBER: "Life is not fun, unless you are having fun." - Dareholic "Adam was but human - this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent." - Mark Twain Yamask |
02-12-2014, 05:25 PM | #1692 |
Truth or Dare Enthusiast
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Granted, but you immediately have to give birth to a baby.
I wish to get over this cold!
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02-14-2014, 07:59 AM | #1694 |
Enigma
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Denmark.
Posts: 280
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Granted, but you can only travel forwards to prevent you from altering the timeline!
Hello, I'm future you, here to grant your next wish! I wish I can travel back in time to grant my next wish! I wish I could stop being weird and actually continue the post like a normal person would do.
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02-15-2014, 01:33 PM | #1695 |
Senior Member
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Granted, but a normal person wouldn't be on this site. You have lost all interest in any kinks, fetishes, dares, etc you have ever had and are doomed to a bland sexual life the rest of your life.
I wish for courage to expand beyond my limits. |
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