The last non-mod to post here wins

[MastersVoice]

Tickles you to the floor until you can spell remember correctly. *Sit's on his throne*

[Edgeandenial]

Remember!
-distracts you with muskiness and takes over the throne- mine mine mine all mine .. -superglues my ass to the throne-

[MastersVoice]

Not long till your musky juice unsticks your butt. *Picks your 5ft ass off the throne and gags you* My, my, my throne.

[Edgeandenial]

-eats the gag and sneaks my tiny ass bsck on the throne-
Don't mess with the boss! My throne!

[MastersVoice]

Tickles you again for not being able to spell 'back'. *puts you in the corner* Stay there or I'll give you something much bigger and uncomfortable to eat. My throne.

[Edgeandenial]

A challenge?? You just challenged my 5 feet self???
-runs back to the throne and claims it-
I like big things and challenges :P

[MastersVoice]

Oh dear little one, you seem to have tripped over said big something on your way to the throne. Be careful when you run. My Throne!

[Edgeandenial]

Oh dear old one,you seem to have weak eyesight -gives you glasses- i did not trip over anything . Sits my ass in the throne! Mine !

[MastersVoice]

Then why my dear do you have grazes all over your knees? Throws salt onto the wounds. My throne.

[Edgeandenial]

That is a mean king! Why do you pour salt in my wounds , dont let him win people! Throws him out the throne

Mine!

[MastersVoice]

As you say little one, I am the King! Now off my throne and to the noose with you! Guaaaaaaaards!!!!

[Edgeandenial]

- entices the guards with my muskiness and turns them against you - my throne! My guards

[MastersVoice]

With the guards distracted by your musky holes I return to my throne.

[Edgeandenial]

Bum smacks you off the throne! My ass belongs on this throne..Mine!

[MastersVoice]

Oh we're playing the bum smacking game are we?

*Pulls you off the throne, ties you up, spanks your butt till you give up*

My throne muwahahahaha!