Minecraft PvP Dice Dare

[Turtleking280]

Hello! I know Minecraft is quickly becoming one of the most popular games on the planet, and a couple of searches on GetDare have come up with little in terms of good dares for the game, so I thought I'd try to come up with one!

This dice dare revolves around the PvP game UHC, or UltraHardCore. UHC is a gamemode in which anywhere from 5 to 100 players are randomly scattered around a Minecraft world where they have time to gear up and get ready to kill their opponents - with a twist. Natural Health Regeneration is turned off, so the only way to heal health is through gold apples and healing potions. This dice dare will test your ability to not take damage, gear up, and kill everyone. There are many servers to find to play UHC on, I personally enjoy Eximius and Badlion, but others like Hypixel, Reddit, and TwitterUHC exist.


As with most dares, if there is a part you're uncomfortable doing, just skip it and everyone will have a pleasant day .
Also, from here on out, you may not cum or pee until you've completed the dare.

Rolls 1 & 2:
Now, I'm not just going to let you play Minecraft normally, this is designed to be a challenge! Roll for your clothes, first.

1) Normally Dressed
2) No shirt
3) Only Underwear
4) Crossdressed Underwear
5) For Guys: A sock on your cock. For Girls: Only a bra.
6) Naked

Next, we're going to make this experience a little more distracting:

1) Stay hard/wet throughout - even if you have to afk a min to stroke or rub.
2) Wear a ball gag before PvP.
3) Have a butt plug or other medium-sized object in your ass.
4) Tie your big toes, ankles, and knees together. Your legs should be immobile.
5) Put about 10 ice cubes in your underwear before the game starts.
6) Wear one clothespin per nipple.

And with you all set up, now let's get the game started, and learn about scoring! We're going to try to put a number to your skill this game. Get 2 colors of sharpies, one for good things, and one for bad. Add a number of tallies whenever any of the following happen. Oh, and by the way, you'll be doing this on an arm or hand. Let's not waste paper.

• 1 bad tallies for every half heart of damage.
• 1 good tally for crafting a golden apple.
• 1 good tally for each piece of diamond armor you obtain.
• 2 good tally for crafting a bow (only the first bow counts)
• 2 good tally for getting an enchant table.
• 2 good tally for going to the nether and getting potions.

Now, that's only the Player v. Environment scoring. What really counts is the PvP scoring. (When fighting a player, ignore the 1 tally for 1/2 heart of damage tally):

• 2 good tallies for a kill.
• 6 bad tallies for dying

Of course, winning and losing are not the most important aspects of a UHC. Anyone can have a great game and still lose, or even a crappy one and clutch victory.

• If you win, you're free to wash off the markings on your arm.
• If you lost, leave the markings on for 24 hours. Answer honestly if anyone asks how you got them.

Once the game is over, feel free to remove your distraction, but stay dressed as you were.
Now is where the fun begins. Subtract the number of bad tallies from the number of good ones, and keep track of that number.

If the number is positive:
You're done! You've done pretty well this game, and I'm going to give you a chance to cum! The number from before? That's the number of minutes you have to cum today. But before you cum, take a moment to respect those you've killed, and edge once for each kill you got that game.

If the number is negative:
Aw man, your game was off today! For each negative point you had left over, roll for a punishment below. I feel they may capture some of the experiences you had during the game. If you roll the same punishment twice, don't reroll. Most of these stand up to doing again.

1) Didn't anyone tell you the first rule of Minecraft? Write the lines "I will not dig straight down." 50 times.
2) Creeper blast! Christ, that must've scared you! Either pee in whatever you're wearing, or, if you're naked, pee into a glass and take a large swig. If you roll this a second time, edge twice.
3) You fell in lava and didn't have a water bucket. Apply IcyHot to your nipples, ass crack, and genitals.
4) You lagged out. Stand in the corner with your hands on your head for 15, staying perfectly still.
5) A skeleton shot you! Whip yourself with a belt or other on your back 5 times.
6) A zombie hoard is after you! Go for a five minute run in whatever you like - except that you can't wear shoes, while listening to a porn track of someone moaning.

Additionally if your points were negative, you don't get the pleasure of pleasuring yourself to orgasm today. Either don't cum for a week or come back tomorrow to try and prove your worth again!

Thanks all, this is my first dice dare (I've posted a couple dares in the past) so any critiques would be cool; also feel free to enthrall us with stories of your game below! If anyone wants to play this together over skype, feel free to PM me

[WannabeSlut95]

This is cool! Saving this link, i'll do it later!