100 of the most random questions you can ever answer...........i dare you to do it

tiger131313 · 12-16-2012, 11:53 PM

1. What's your bday? August

2. How many children do you want to have? 0

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) -

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? -

5. Any pets? Yes.

6. If yes, what kind? Dog, chickens, geese, ducks, fish, pigs.

7. What is your dream vehicle? A car that requires no money spent on it and still gets u from point A to point B.

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? UK, see some friends, not sure I'd wanna leave tho .

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? The eyes, after all, they're a window to the soul.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? Tent, knife, sleeping bag, large bag of seeds, pot. I'm good :-)

11. Describe your perfect date? Long weekend camping or movie night.. With nobody else insight

12. What is your darkest fantasy? Rough, hard and unexpected form behind and well their are 2 choices...

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? 1.my family. 2. Wouldn't mind being a tad smarter. 3. My appearance.

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. I don't know...

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? Indifferent

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? no

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? no.

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? I hope not...
19. If yes what animal? -
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? Ape ?

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? I'd take it, probably die but take it.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? My washing, no idea.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? I'd have to eat a dinosaur :-)

24. Do you like chocolate? Yes, white, milk and dark

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? Because it works on a microscopic level.

26. What's your dream life? Happy, and Healthy.

27. What scares you the most and why? Lighting, because lightning could strike.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? Trees, life, oxygen.:-)

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? The heart, its incredible.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? So we can make sure everything s sitting right first.

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? Yes
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? No
33. If so, which ones?n/a

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
Leave a partner.
35. What are your two biggest regrets? Not learning from my mistakes, not taking my epi pen on a Asia trip.
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?learn.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? Grandpa
38. Who's the worst? The rest..

39. What are you most jealous of? Those that can get away with anything.

40. Are you OCD about anything? No.

41. What would you do if your best friend died? Go to the funeral.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? ?

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? Gum chewing

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? Dunno

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? Option B.

46. What size is your bed? King single

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? To keep the necrophiliacs out.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? Cheese then he has to be clean.

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? A couple of acres.

50. What is more important - lust or love? They're equal its the relationship within it that isn't.

51. Define marriage in a sentence. Til death do us part.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? If sheep can't sleep its probably because they are counting predators.

53. Does size matter? Yes.

54. Do you have any STDs? No.

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? Dunno
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? Dunno

57. What’s your favorite position? I like to be on top.

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? A gift on most occasions is given because society expects it and at some point you're expected to give one back, free gift so not expected or lead to some sort of repayment.

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) No.

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? Train.

61. How often do you masturbate? Daily/bi daily.

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? No, because the bird doesn't feel the soft end.

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? Fortnight?

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? Maybe

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? Of course.

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? Well, I am a sexual health nurse..
67. Did you get it? Refer to above.

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? What's one night baby.

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? Most people.

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? Kinda, I can shear, I have had too.

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Bless us of course.

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? I'd go back and tell 14yr old me I have a good right hook, didn't work that out til I was 16, and it would of saved me a lotta hassle.

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? Generally :-)

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? I don't.

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? -

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? Pee.

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? -

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? Dunno.

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? People lol.

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? Who nose.

81. What was your nickname in high school?-

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?-

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? Probably birth.

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? People.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?no idea.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Masturbate.

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? UK.

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? Pizza only has to be deliver edd d we have to save people.

89. Do you think you are selfish? I look out 4 number1 yes.

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? Because the latter is socially unexceptable.

91. What is your favorite drink? Tea

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Salad, veggies, steak, milk, cheese, yogurt.

93. What is the last book you read? Wound care book

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? A lot.

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? Scientist so I can study then.

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? -

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? -

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. He was an asshole.

99. What is your greatest weakness? Food...

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? 0degrees

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tiger131313 Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Australia - Queensland Posts: 37	1. What's your bday? August 2. How many children do you want to have? 0 3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) - 4. At what age would you like to have these kids? - 5. Any pets? Yes. 6. If yes, what kind? Dog, chickens, geese, ducks, fish, pigs. 7. What is your dream vehicle? A car that requires no money spent on it and still gets u from point A to point B. 8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? UK, see some friends, not sure I'd wanna leave tho . 9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? The eyes, after all, they're a window to the soul. 10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? Tent, knife, sleeping bag, large bag of seeds, pot. I'm good :-) 11. Describe your perfect date? Long weekend camping or movie night.. With nobody else insight 12. What is your darkest fantasy? Rough, hard and unexpected form behind and well their are 2 choices... 13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? 1.my family. 2. Wouldn't mind being a tad smarter. 3. My appearance. 14. Describe your perfect man or woman. I don't know... 15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? Indifferent 16. Have you ever given a rimjob? no 17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? no. 18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? I hope not... 19. If yes what animal? - 20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? Ape ? 21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? I'd take it, probably die but take it. 22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? My washing, no idea. 23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? I'd have to eat a dinosaur :-) 24. Do you like chocolate? Yes, white, milk and dark 25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? Because it works on a microscopic level. 26. What's your dream life? Happy, and Healthy. 27. What scares you the most and why? Lighting, because lightning could strike. 28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? Trees, life, oxygen.:-) 29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? The heart, its incredible. 30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? So we can make sure everything s sitting right first. 31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? Yes 32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? No 33. If so, which ones?n/a 34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Leave a partner. 35. What are your two biggest regrets? Not learning from my mistakes, not taking my epi pen on a Asia trip. 36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?learn. 37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? Grandpa 38. Who's the worst? The rest.. 39. What are you most jealous of? Those that can get away with anything. 40. Are you OCD about anything? No. 41. What would you do if your best friend died? Go to the funeral. 42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? ? 43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? Gum chewing 44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? Dunno 45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? Option B. 46. What size is your bed? King single 47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? To keep the necrophiliacs out. 48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? Cheese then he has to be clean. 49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? A couple of acres. 50. What is more important - lust or love? They're equal its the relationship within it that isn't. 51. Define marriage in a sentence. Til death do us part. 52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? If sheep can't sleep its probably because they are counting predators. 53. Does size matter? Yes. 54. Do you have any STDs? No. 55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? Dunno 56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? Dunno 57. What’s your favorite position? I like to be on top. 58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? A gift on most occasions is given because society expects it and at some point you're expected to give one back, free gift so not expected or lead to some sort of repayment. 59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) No. 60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? Train. 61. How often do you masturbate? Daily/bi daily. 62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? No, because the bird doesn't feel the soft end. 63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? Fortnight? 64. Have you ever made a self-porn? Maybe 65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? Of course. 66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? Well, I am a sexual health nurse.. 67. Did you get it? Refer to above. 68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? What's one night baby. 69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? Most people. 70. Have you ever worked on a farm? Kinda, I can shear, I have had too. 71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Bless us of course. 72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? I'd go back and tell 14yr old me I have a good right hook, didn't work that out til I was 16, and it would of saved me a lotta hassle. 73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? Generally :-) 74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? I don't. 75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? - 76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? Pee. 77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? - 78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? Dunno. 79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? People lol. 80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? Who nose. 81. What was your nickname in high school?- 82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?- 83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? Probably birth. 84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? People. 85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?no idea. 86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Masturbate. 87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? UK. 88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? Pizza only has to be deliver edd d we have to save people. 89. Do you think you are selfish? I look out 4 number1 yes. 90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? Because the latter is socially unexceptable. 91. What is your favorite drink? Tea 92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Salad, veggies, steak, milk, cheese, yogurt. 93. What is the last book you read? Wound care book 94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? A lot. 95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? Scientist so I can study then. 96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? - 97. How would you describe yourself in three words? - 98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. He was an asshole. 99. What is your greatest weakness? Food... 100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? 0degrees