[Dare] Person Above Messy Dares

[MessFan]

You will need:

A bucket of gunge or batter or equivalent
10 cream and custard pies
A bottle of syrup
10 eggs
A bucket of cold water that can be refilled
A coin

Wear your tiny bikini

Toss the coin -

If you guess correctly pie yourself where you choose

If incorrect, dunk your head in the gunge bucket, crack an egg in your bikini bottoms, and squirt syrup down your bikini top

If incorrect twice in a row, give yourself a wedgie, dump the cold water and start again

Repeat until all 10 pies have been used - then use any remaining eggs and syrup followed by dumping the gunge bucket on your head.

Stay like this until you have written me a report plus 30 minutes.