Zeph’s Orgasm Loan Service

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Why hello there!

Are you looking for an orgasm but haven’t done anything to earn one? Well I have just the thing for you! Introducing Zeph’s orgasm loan service! With this service, you may put tokens down to purchase an orgasm. How much for one orgasm? Only the small price of 1000 tokens!
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You don’t have any tokens? Well that’s just fine, you can still have your organs but you will need to pay that back.
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The terms of the agreement? Well don’t you worry, they’re super simple. All you have to do is complete a few small tasks to earn tokens! Nothing too difficult. These super small tasks will be given out by your lovely loan sharks. To earn your tokens, all you need to do is write a report and the system will process your new balance.

Some example tasks may be: being in chastity, edging, spanking, clamping or whatever the loan shark fancies.

Does this sound like a deal? Send in your application!

Your application will include:
-Name
-Age
-Sex
-Reason for loan
-Credit (number of posts*days since your last orgasm)

What is your credit? This score may make you eligible to receive free tokens so be honest!

We are also taking applications for loan sharks. If you are interested, PM me!

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The fine print that you definitely don’t need to read:
-additional orgasms will add 1000 tokens to your debt
-the loan processing system is a little faulty and may add the tokens you earned to your outstanding balance
-loan sharks reserve the right to deny under detailed reports
-masters/mistresses may take out loans on their subs behalf’s