An ACTUALLY Embarrassing Questionnaire

[vibratoruser]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
i've had very embarassing things happen to me in school, but i don't think i ever peed myself. don't remember kindergarten.
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
i think i was 13 the last time it happened, so not an adult, but also over the age it usually happens.
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
no, luckily
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
my parents (especially mom) don't really have a problem with that, so yes, my mom changes with her bedroom door open, right in front of the door.
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
sexuality yes, when i came out to my mom. kink not, luckily.
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
no
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
no
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
not that they knew. i did, though.
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
no
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
not that i remember
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
no
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
they didn't know it was me
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
yes, i've been broke for years haha
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
yes. i'm very clumsy.
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
i've never been drunk
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
i don't think so
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
no
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
i don't think so
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
has happened, yes
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
yes, but only to an extent where nobody noticed.
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
my sex toys. actually, i'm genuinely scared of that. my parents are very bdsm/masturbation-negative
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
no
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
no
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
oh all the time. i'm shy, autistic and i have anxiety issues.
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
not an authority figure, no.
25. Have you ever been in jail?
no
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
definitely. just last week, there was a hole in my pants. it wasn't very visible, but damn, the jeans were new, too...
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
yeah
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
no
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
probably a teacher in primary school, yes.
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
yeah, actually, but i only realised years later. at the time, i didn't know i was into women, so i only realised like 4-5 years later.
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
i don't think so
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
no, luckily
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
i'm very clumsy, definitely.
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
no
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
no
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
i once set off one while i was entering a store. i was shopping with my aung (i was like 7 at the time), she bought a sweater for me, we went outside and into the next store, and there it went off. so we had to go back and have the tag removed (the store also realised their alarms didn't work) haha
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
yeah, on my face. do people not get zits on their face?
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
not that i remember
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
i had a yeast infection, yes, felt like dying.
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
my siblings constantly forget to put a new roll if they empty it. or they'll leave like 2 papers on it.