Sylvir's painslut warm up dice game

[PainSlutSylvir]

As a huge fan of dice dares, I have a chart I use to start my day with.

It's very simple but effective, and can be repeated as many times as needed.
I roll a d6 each day to see how many times I have to do it.

Implements can be swapped out as needed, these are just my favorites.

First, roll either 2d6 or a d12 to pick your tool:

1. Bare hand ( null if using 2d6)
2. Bristle side of hairbrush
3. Rubber band
4. Dry wooden spoon
5. Skewer bundle
6. Usb cable
7. Belt
8. Back of hairbrush
9. Cat5 cable
10. Wet wooden spoon
11. Phone line
12. Ruler

(The skewer bundle is just 5 or 6 bamboo skewers tied together, and i roll to see if ill be poking or hitting)


Now roll to determine the where:

1. Pussy and tits
2. Clit
3. Nipples
4. Pussy
5. Tits
6. Nipples and clit

Optional: Roll to determine strength of hit:

1. Hard
2. Soft
3. Alternate
4. Alternate
5. Hard
6. Soft

Optional: number of hits
Can roll a d100 or pick a number.

I am currently going Hard as I can and fast as I can for 3 rounds at 1 minute each.


If you decide to try it, share your rolls here and I'll do them too!

Alternatively, for the fellas, feel free to roll for me and dm me your results, I'll reply with a full report. (Alterations welcome as well)