Fiction: Brad's Amusement Adventure

wme · 07-15-2011, 06:02 PM

Hello. As you may have heard my name is Brad. I hear when I am supposed to get into the good hook and stuff I just don't know how to do that well. As you can tell I'm not the smartest fish in the sea though; or the strongest. I am awesome none the less. I take what I can and give nothing back. Like a pirate. Sure I make a lot of enemies but it's all cool. When you read this remember your limits and think of what I'm doing. Anyway I'm 14 and like you may have guessed I am single. Once I had a date with this bitchy little slut but she was nothing special. So what our last date ended with me pouring a pitcher of soda on her. We're still cool. Yeah it was a few months ago but hey, what's to lose. I ate dinner, got to poor a pitcher of soda on her, and got the free meal when I left her with the bill. It doesn't hurt to make her pay. What's the worst that could happen?

07-15-2011, 06:02 PM	#1
wme Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: USA Posts: 157 Blog Entries: 3	Brad's Amusement Adventure Hello. As you may have heard my name is Brad. I hear when I am supposed to get into the good hook and stuff I just don't know how to do that well. As you can tell I'm not the smartest fish in the sea though; or the strongest. I am awesome none the less. I take what I can and give nothing back. Like a pirate. Sure I make a lot of enemies but it's all cool. When you read this remember your limits and think of what I'm doing. Anyway I'm 14 and like you may have guessed I am single. Once I had a date with this bitchy little slut but she was nothing special. So what our last date ended with me pouring a pitcher of soda on her. We're still cool. Yeah it was a few months ago but hey, what's to lose. I ate dinner, got to poor a pitcher of soda on her, and got the free meal when I left her with the bill. It doesn't hurt to make her pay. What's the worst that could happen? Last edited by wme; 07-15-2011 at 07:14 PM.