Some humilating questions...

[Lukeyjukey]

1. When did you last masturbate?
This morning

2. What did you use?
My hands, a bit of oil

3. What did you think about?
Nothing really, just an absent minded wank and before I realised what I was doing there was no way I was giving up!

4. What was the last thing you inserted anally?
Had a couple of fingers in there a few days ago

5. Did you enjoy it?
Yeah, it works for me

6. How long was it there for?
A few minutes to prolong a wank

7. Was it clean when it came out?
Bit smelly!

8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven?
Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other?
Nah they're pretty much the same

9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours?
A few girlfriends and my best mate

10. What happened?
The girlfriends found out I like a bit of rough, the best mate, well, found out everything!

11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did?
Sort of

12. What was it?
The first girl I ever shagged was a mess

13. Do ever wear a butt plug?
Tried it with it once or twice

14. If so, where do you wear it?
Err, in my arse?

15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe.
Yes. Check out the thread I've been writing in the stories forum

16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship?
No

17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done?
Dared to get a pizza naked with a boner

18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done?
Shagged a girl in the airport car park waiting for her dad

19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on?
Don't mind small, small doses of pain

20. What type of porn do you like?
In to pretty much anything. Badly staged stuff or foreign stuff pisses me off

21. How frequently do you masturbate?
About three or four a week?

22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how?
Maybe a cheeky nipple pinch here and there but nothing major

23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how?
No

24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel?
No

25. Do you get turned on my getdare?
Didn't plan to, I signed up to get ideas for a night. Some of the stuff I've seen on here though is hot as hell