Turn Me Into Animatronic For Femboy Hooters

[The Living Statue]

I have been given a new trigger that lets me program myself to follow actions like a robot/computer. I thought the best use of this would be, being animatronic for a themed restaurant. So why not femboy hooters?

So give me actions (it needs to be super specific for example arm down, move right) and even voice lines, if you like.

Tell me how often I should repeat, and if I should be frozen between each move set. Then how long in total I will be programmed to do this.

Please mean/creative with this, and have fun programming me.