Dares for Home, 21/f

[FartFairy]

Tommorow, I'll be heading home on a plane ride, and I had the idea to allow some intense daring in the meantime. The idea is as follows.
The first person to respond to this thread gives me a dare. Anything they wish, within limits. The next person can either do their own dare, or add onto the the original dare.
I will not check this thread until I am home, when I am i'll post it in the thread, and then I'll perform the dares I was given, giving detailed reports to the thread as I do them.