Ultimate Sex Survey

[mj2k]

There are loads of these, I know. But I thought I'd try my hand at one that could, under certain circumstances, be described as 'ultimate'.

1.) Are you a guy or a girl?
Guy

2.) How old?
Old

3.) Straight/bi/gay/tranny?
Gay

4.) First sex act you performed on yourself?
Masturbate

5.) First sex act you performed on another?
Fuck

6.) Who did you perform number 5 upon?
A willing girl, since my girlfriend wanted to remain a virgin at that time (we were 15)

7.) First time you had a sex act performed upon you?
A hand job

8.) Who performed number 7?
A kid in the park after having discovered lots of guys wandering about looking for sex

9.) Do you watch porn?
Yes

10.) Do you masturbate whilst watching?
Yes

11.) Have you ever watched porn with anyone else?
No

12.) If answer to 11 is yes, then who?
na

13.) Have you ever had sex in a bed?
Yes

14.) Have you ever had sex in a bath/shower/bathroom?
Yes

15.) Have you ever had sex in a car?
No

16.) What's the biggest age gap between you and a sexual partner?
Dunno, maybe five years

17.) Have you ever had sex in public?
Yes

18.) If answer to 17 is yes, where?
Folsom St Fair in SF. I got fucked in Dore Alley

19.) What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Probably getting fucked in Dore Alley

20.) What's the kinkiest thing you'd ever consider doing?
Random sex at a sex club

21.) Have you ever knowingly broken the law through some form of sex?
No

22.) If so, what?
na

23.) Have you ever had webcam sex?
Yes

24.) Have you ever had phone sex?
Yes

25.) Have you ever had a dildo used on you by another person?
Yes

Extra Questions for Virgins (non virgins welcome to answer)

26.) When do you want to lose your virginity?
I wanted to lose my virginity when I first found out what virginity was.

27.) Who, in an ideal world, would you lose it to?
That ship has sailed

28.) What's the most perverted thing you've done whilst able to see other people?
not sure

29.) Have you ever masturbated over a teacher/family member/neighbour?
Yes. A cute straight guy used to live in the apartment above. He wasn't a candidate for this forum since from the sounds of he he and his girlfriend would fuck on Saturday mornings only and it didn't last too long. I would jerk off to the sounds of the bed creaking and imagining him naked and on top of me.

30.) Did you come on GetDare with the intention of losing your v-card?
No, I came here to answer questions like these and get horny.