Celebrities - who are your goddesses?

[Stilgar]

Which female celebrity would you most like to...

...fuck you in the ass with a strap-on?
...watch you while her boyfriend fucks you in the ass?
...edge and tease you with many ruined orgasms?
...egde and tease you while keeping you in chastity?
...edge and tease and finally kick your balls?
...verbally humiliate you?
...make you lick her feet?
...make you drink her pee?
...make you eat her poo?
...give you hard CBT?