16 funny/humiliating X or Y questions.

[WalkingWholockian]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
halloween costume because i was a cute cat (and somehow was lucky enough its not slutty at all and is very well made ) hell, i may post a pic of it cause i was fucking adorable lol
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
stocks because im lazy lol aint gonna walk 2 hours, you crazy? haha
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
my dad...my mom already caught me and my boyfriend fucking
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
dog ^.^ why not
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
guys because tbh im kinda a closeted slut
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
wait a week sounds more fun lol im assuming i wont have to "go" during that week i guess?
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
lap dance, no upper body strength lol
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
an onion, nothing says i cant have a mint too lol
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
15 inch cause why not
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
f cup, i have relatively small B cups (small because im a bit curvy/chubby so its not really proportional)
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
a bunny tail, id be so cute :3
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
nightclub, id rather not risk being put on a no fly list lol
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
ball gag
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
opposite undies, tbh girls wearing boy undies can be kinda sexy anyway lol
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
last person i texted, my guy best friend and coworker who i know has a huge crush on me (because he told me) but is friendzoned because i'm already in a committed relationship (but tbh....i would totally do him and go out with him if i was single..)
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
facebook lol