[Fiction] The Garden Of Eden - The very First Game Of Truth Or Dare Ever

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THE GARDEN OF EDEN:
THE VERY FIRST GAME OF TRUTH OR DARE EVER - AND THAT’S OFFICIAL!

Part 1

Adam awoke one morning and felt that there was something missing. Where’s my rib, he thought, I’m sure I had more than this when I went to bed.

Adam looked around the garden for his missing rib. He couldn’t find it but suddenly he saw...

‘Woweeee!’ he said, when he saw...

A most beautiful creature, with long flowing hair and strategically-placed fig leaves, was standing by the apple tree.

He approached her, for he was certain that it must indeed be a female of the species.

‘Well, hello there,’ he said. ‘I’m Adam.’

‘Eve,’ the most beautiful creature said.

Adam felt the appendage between his legs starting to swell and he looked around for a larger fig leaf.

‘Hello, Eve,’ he said, ‘Would you like to play a game of Truth or Dare?’

‘What’s that?’ Eve asked.

“What’s what?” Adam said.

“A game of truth or dare?” Eve said.

‘I’m not sure,’ Adam said. ‘It just came to me.’

‘Okay then,’ Eve said. ‘What do I do?’

‘I ask you truth or dare,’ Adam said, ‘and you say either truth or dare.’

‘Okay,’ Eve said. ‘Sounds simple enough.’

‘Yes, you do, don’t you? Er, I mean yes it does, doesn’t it?’ Adam took in the sight of Eve and then started the game. ‘Truth or dare?’

‘Truth,’ Eve said.

‘Eh?’ Adam was sure she’d say dare. ‘I was sure you’d say dare.’

‘I wasn’t born yesterday,’ Eve said.

‘No,’ Adam said, ‘You were born today. Or possibly last night while I slept.’

‘Oh, yes,’ Eve said. ‘Anyway, truth.’

‘Okay,’ Adam said, ‘Are you a virgin?’

‘Well, duh!’ Eve said, giving a “what do you think?” gesture.

‘Oh, yeah,’ Adam said, ‘I forgot about that.’ He gave her a wink. ‘Maybe later, eh?’

Adam realised he had just wasted a turn and wished he’d asked her something else now. Something like ‘how often do you masturbate and describe it.’ Oh well, never mind. Too late now.

‘My go,’ Eve said, ‘Truth or dare?’

‘I’ll choose dare,’ Adam said, ‘I’m not a pussy.’

‘What’s a pussy?’ Eve asked.

‘I’ll explain later,’ Adam said.

‘Okay, thanks,’ Eve said. ‘I dare you to strip off your fig leaf.’

‘What?’ Adam sounded shocked, although inwardly he was delighted. He started to peel off his fig leaf.

‘What’s that?’ Eve asked.

‘What’s what?’ Adam said.

‘That.’ Eve pointed at the appendage between Adam’s legs.

‘That?’

‘Yes, that,’ Eve confirmed.

‘Oh, not much.’

‘I can see that,’ Eve said, ‘but what is it?’

‘It’s a penis, if you must know,’ Adam said.

‘Oh,’ Eve said, ‘I’ve often wondered what a penis looks like.’

‘Well now you know,’ Adam said.

‘Yes,’ said Eve, ‘It’s like a cock, only smaller.’

‘My turn,’ Adam said, changing the subject. ‘Truth or dare?’

‘I’ll choose dare this time,’ said Eve.

‘I dare you,’ said Adam with a sly smile, ‘to...’


What will he dare her to do? Find out in part 2.

If you want to suggest any dares that Adam could give Eve, let me know.
Remember, however, the limitations of the environment - most things haven’t been invented yet, so don’t suggest dildos, butt plugs and things like that.