The Most Messy Dirty Disgusting Dare Possible

DirtyNastyFilth · 11-04-2018, 04:23 AM

So I've been getting into messy dares for a while now and have come to believe I can handle pretty much anything. Trouble is, I've never tested how true this is!

This is not one of those "I'll do every dare posted" threads, in fact it is quite the opposite. I will only do one! I intend do the most messy and vile dare posted to this thread, no matter how disgusting it is!

My plan is to leave this thread open for November, during which time please post your messiest dares. I will update frequently with which one is winning so far.

At the end of November a winner will be chosen. At the earliest opportunity in December, when I have the house to myself, I will perform the dare in full.

As an added bonus, the person who posts the winning dare is allowed to request video proof that I completed it. If the dare they give me is so disgusting that I chicken out, I will write in my signature that i am a massive loser who doesn't complete my dares, and I will have to do an appropriate punishment.

A couple of rules: The dare cannot take more than a day to complete and obviously nothing too dangerous! My usual limits still apply.

Happy daring losers! Bet you can't break me!

Fiona · 11-04-2018, 08:15 AM

This is not really my fetish, so I probably wouldn't want to see the video-evidence myself, but maybe you should post it to a porn-website.

Prepare on the previous day by eating lots of food, including things that will turn your poop extra-messy.

On the day of the dare, whenever you need to go to the potty, use the bathtub instead. Keep eating (at least five meals) and drinking (at least 1l per hour) a lot, so that it can collect a substantial amount of stuff in it. In addition you will have to eat so much that you puke before every meal, which will also go into the bathtub. Afterwards you will eat regularly.

You can tell that the entire point so far is to have an as large as possible mix of bodily wastes in you tub.

Once you are at that point, you will take a long bath in it. Make sure that your entire body including you hair is fully covered in that mix (consider putting rash-creme on at least you genitalia) and stay like that for at least two hours, during which you will have to eat/drink one large glass of the mix (at least 0.5l, make sure that it is a uniform mix of everything around you), you are not allowed out of the tub until it has been one hour since consuming the mix. If it makes you puke before you are done, puke back into the glass and restart. You are not allowed to continue the dare until at least one hour has passed since finishing the glass. (So if you do it after two hours, it will be three hours before you are out; if you do it at the start, you only have to wait for the two hours to be over.)

Once you completed the previous stage, fill the tub with cold water while you and the disgusting mix are still in it. Spend 30 minutes in the filled tub and see how clean you can get during that time. (No soap allowed). Afterwards leave the tub and let the air dry you. You won't be allowed to clean yourself beyond what you just did until the next morning. If you don't want to ruin your bed, you might want to sleep on the floor, but that is your call. If you use the bed, you won't be allowed to change or wash the covers for one week.

Honestly: I would be surprised if you completed it, but rest assured that you wouldn't like the punishment I might come up with for failing. ;-)

DirtyNastyFilth · 11-04-2018, 08:27 AM

Wow Fiona, you have set the bar brutally high there! I feel sick just thinking about it.

That’s going to be really hard for someone to beat and even harder for me to do!

Fiona · 11-04-2018, 08:45 AM

Well, you wanted it brutal and vile. Note that I'm really not into that stuff, so somebody who is might be able to come up with something more extreme.

Of course I could add that you should fuck your ass with a dildo using the mix as lube while you are in the tub, but after eating that stuff, this probably wouldn't change that much. Still, if you think it does or just like the idea of having something to do in there, add it as well.

DirtyNastyFilth · 11-05-2018, 11:10 AM

Wow, one day in and I'm already regretting this post! Only slightly though, I still think I'm daring enough to see this through.

Fiona's dare is incredibly tough and sets a high benchmark. Anyone out there think they can better it?

A quick note on the eating of bodily fluids. It can be dangerous and so Fiona's dare is getting pretty close to my hard limits. Please don't think that you can make this worse simply by making me eat more. Instead you will have to be get creative!

MasterW · 11-08-2018, 08:30 AM

As I said when you asked me to post here, I can't really come up with anything reasonable, more dirty and really much different from what Fiona already posted, so I can't really take full credit from this. It's mostly just little upgrade for her dare, so if you fail to do this, you should do a punishment from both of us

You still fill the bath with filth like before, however when your first add some pee and scat at the bottom, you should already take a quick bath in it. First mix it well with your hands and then lay there first on your back for few minutes and then on your stomach (at this point it's probably still pretty empty)

After your bath, dress up with wellies, rain pants, raincoat and waterproof gloves. Use duct tape to seal all the joints so you won't contaminate your house but the filth brew nicely underneath.
You spend day dressed like that, but whenever you need to pee or shit, remove all the clothing and kneel in the bath to do it. You are allowed to clean the outside of your clothes if needed.

Optionally there are few things you can add to the bath:
If you can, freeze all the cum you produce before the task and add all that cum into the mix. It gets nice and sticky
You can also gather some cat/dog etc scat from outside to add to the bath to get more stuff into it. However if you do it, I wouldn't recommend eating any of it. Instead you can take more portion of your own filth to separate bowl every time you produce it and swallow that at the big bathing at the end.

Is it hard enough now?

11-04-2018, 04:23 AM	#1
DirtyNastyFilth Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Wales, UK Posts: 17	The Most Messy Dirty Disgusting Dare Possible So I've been getting into messy dares for a while now and have come to believe I can handle pretty much anything. Trouble is, I've never tested how true this is! This is not one of those "I'll do every dare posted" threads, in fact it is quite the opposite. I will only do one! I intend do the most messy and vile dare posted to this thread, no matter how disgusting it is! My plan is to leave this thread open for November, during which time please post your messiest dares. I will update frequently with which one is winning so far. At the end of November a winner will be chosen. At the earliest opportunity in December, when I have the house to myself, I will perform the dare in full. As an added bonus, the person who posts the winning dare is allowed to request video proof that I completed it. If the dare they give me is so disgusting that I chicken out, I will write in my signature that i am a massive loser who doesn't complete my dares, and I will have to do an appropriate punishment. A couple of rules: The dare cannot take more than a day to complete and obviously nothing too dangerous! My usual limits still apply. Happy daring losers! Bet you can't break me!

11-04-2018, 08:15 AM	#2
Fiona Distinguished Member Join Date: May 2016 Location: Central Europe Posts: 605 Blog Entries: 9	This is not really my fetish, so I probably wouldn't want to see the video-evidence myself, but maybe you should post it to a porn-website. Prepare on the previous day by eating lots of food, including things that will turn your poop extra-messy. On the day of the dare, whenever you need to go to the potty, use the bathtub instead. Keep eating (at least five meals) and drinking (at least 1l per hour) a lot, so that it can collect a substantial amount of stuff in it. In addition you will have to eat so much that you puke before every meal, which will also go into the bathtub. Afterwards you will eat regularly. You can tell that the entire point so far is to have an as large as possible mix of bodily wastes in you tub. Once you are at that point, you will take a long bath in it. Make sure that your entire body including you hair is fully covered in that mix (consider putting rash-creme on at least you genitalia) and stay like that for at least two hours, during which you will have to eat/drink one large glass of the mix (at least 0.5l, make sure that it is a uniform mix of everything around you), you are not allowed out of the tub until it has been one hour since consuming the mix. If it makes you puke before you are done, puke back into the glass and restart. You are not allowed to continue the dare until at least one hour has passed since finishing the glass. (So if you do it after two hours, it will be three hours before you are out; if you do it at the start, you only have to wait for the two hours to be over.) Once you completed the previous stage, fill the tub with cold water while you and the disgusting mix are still in it. Spend 30 minutes in the filled tub and see how clean you can get during that time. (No soap allowed). Afterwards leave the tub and let the air dry you. You won't be allowed to clean yourself beyond what you just did until the next morning. If you don't want to ruin your bed, you might want to sleep on the floor, but that is your call. If you use the bed, you won't be allowed to change or wash the covers for one week. Honestly: I would be surprised if you completed it, but rest assured that you wouldn't like the punishment I might come up with for failing. ;-) __________________ Trans-Woman (pre-HRT)/early thirties/mostly lesbian If you ever get the impression that I did sloppy work please send me a punishment. Likes: Diapers, (Self-)Bondage, Chastity (but all my devices suck), Hidden public, Enemas, Anal Strong Dislikes: Changing messy Diapers Hates: line writing Soft Limits: long term, chance of discovery, corner-time, messy, drinking baby formula Hard Limits: extreme pain, full public, people I know, scat, illegal, permanent,

11-04-2018, 08:45 AM	#4
Fiona Distinguished Member Join Date: May 2016 Location: Central Europe Posts: 605 Blog Entries: 9	Well, you wanted it brutal and vile. Note that I'm really not into that stuff, so somebody who is might be able to come up with something more extreme. Of course I could add that you should fuck your ass with a dildo using the mix as lube while you are in the tub, but after eating that stuff, this probably wouldn't change that much. Still, if you think it does or just like the idea of having something to do in there, add it as well. __________________ Trans-Woman (pre-HRT)/early thirties/mostly lesbian If you ever get the impression that I did sloppy work please send me a punishment. Likes: Diapers, (Self-)Bondage, Chastity (but all my devices suck), Hidden public, Enemas, Anal Strong Dislikes: Changing messy Diapers Hates: line writing Soft Limits: long term, chance of discovery, corner-time, messy, drinking baby formula Hard Limits: extreme pain, full public, people I know, scat, illegal, permanent,

11-04-2018, 08:27 AM	#3
DirtyNastyFilth Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Wales, UK Posts: 17	Wow Fiona, you have set the bar brutally high there! I feel sick just thinking about it. That’s going to be really hard for someone to beat and even harder for me to do!

11-05-2018, 11:10 AM	#5
DirtyNastyFilth Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Wales, UK Posts: 17	Wow, one day in and I'm already regretting this post! Only slightly though, I still think I'm daring enough to see this through. Fiona's dare is incredibly tough and sets a high benchmark. Anyone out there think they can better it? A quick note on the eating of bodily fluids. It can be dangerous and so Fiona's dare is getting pretty close to my hard limits. Please don't think that you can make this worse simply by making me eat more. Instead you will have to be get creative!

11-08-2018, 08:30 AM	#6
MasterW getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: Finland Posts: 494	As I said when you asked me to post here, I can't really come up with anything reasonable, more dirty and really much different from what Fiona already posted, so I can't really take full credit from this. It's mostly just little upgrade for her dare, so if you fail to do this, you should do a punishment from both of us You still fill the bath with filth like before, however when your first add some pee and scat at the bottom, you should already take a quick bath in it. First mix it well with your hands and then lay there first on your back for few minutes and then on your stomach (at this point it's probably still pretty empty) After your bath, dress up with wellies, rain pants, raincoat and waterproof gloves. Use duct tape to seal all the joints so you won't contaminate your house but the filth brew nicely underneath. You spend day dressed like that, but whenever you need to pee or shit, remove all the clothing and kneel in the bath to do it. You are allowed to clean the outside of your clothes if needed. Optionally there are few things you can add to the bath: If you can, freeze all the cum you produce before the task and add all that cum into the mix. It gets nice and sticky You can also gather some cat/dog etc scat from outside to add to the bath to get more stuff into it. However if you do it, I wouldn't recommend eating any of it. Instead you can take more portion of your own filth to separate bowl every time you produce it and swallow that at the big bathing at the end. Is it hard enough now?